This app fucking sucks

Piss so hard I break a hole in concrete

Hey, fast internet gang, how do I fix this?

Pain

Another late night painting sesh

I just shat out the most vile turd log of the 21st century. This shit turned all the plants in a mile radius black

Funny to watch Bsky fall over itself with censorship trying not to look like a site of deranged radicals while the actual engines of online radicalization just keep on truckin

I decided to do some digital art practice of everyone's favorite depressed af cult leader #jjk #jujitsukaisen #art #digitalart #sugurugeto

FUCK!

Post a meme by you.

MURCKUS! MARCKUS I'VE SKINNED THE EASTER BUNNY AND I'M WEARING HIS FLESH!

MARCKUS! MARCKUS WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT WEED!!!!!!

NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I'm God's silliest Wizard

I'm not nice, I'm just a very kind asshole

WHY IS THERE NO GAS STATION OUT HERE!!!!!!!!

I open up Bluesky and this is the first post I see... glorious.

The only hedge I'm Wizarding is this dick!

(Serious post) All the fucking time. People would, honest to God, rather support a damn pedophile than except the fact that maybe, just maybe, they're on the wrong side of history. But hey, this won't last forever. We're in a political transitional period, that fucker will drop dead eventually.

My weed card expired

I am a man of God, and that God's name is ketamine

Where the fuck am I?

Hey, nobody talks bad about you behind your back. In fact, they don't talk about you at all. They forget about you the moment you leave. Hope this helps!

I just farted

I hate life

Just a friendly reminder to ya'll that you have free will and can draw whatever the fuck you want! I drew this a while back and I still get a chuckle out of it every time I see it. #art #traditionalart #funny #funnyart #memeart

Service tops

I ain't gettin' jumped by the goon tang clan today!

Wouldn't it be funny if instead of celebrating 4th of July, we celebrated magic users? I mean we've done a lot more for the world.

I smell the raw ground beef!

Hey, you don't suck. I'm just better than you

Let it be known. Women scare me

I made this a while back and I thought I'd share him. I call him Dilbert #art #funny #traditionalartist #memeart

I open up Bluesky and this is the first thing I see...

Well shit

Gold, Thallium, Sulfer, Titanium, and Carbon

I am not him, I'm ME! I don't care about being him because he is not me, and I am greater than him!

I ain't locking in, I'm locking OFF! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!!!

I'm seeing a lot of shit about WW3 and I'll I gotta say is, ya'll acting like I'm actually gonna let it happen

Me when I get you

I don't know who you are, but I'm watching you!

Fuck having aura, what I want is a deep fryer that is 6 feet, 3 inches long.

"BlUeSkY iS sO bOrINg" That's why they hired me as Bluesky's personal funny Wizard

Wake up Eat ass Cast spells Take a piss Get out of bed Drown a fish Rob a bank Give the money to the poor Rob the those same poor people Let loose rabid penguins Fuck up the economy of several small countries Buy drugs Rinse Repeat

SINCE WHEN IS DRINKING FROM A STAW FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If dying is gay, then MAN do I love dick

Pronouns are a psyop created by big bathroom to create more bathrooms! Fuck pronouns, I hereby denounce the usage of he/him, she/her, they/them, and will only refer to people as Motha Fucka

I saw a man splat against the pavement after his parachute failed to deploy. It was kinda lame ngl

Ghosts aren't the only thing they bust