Taking a break from losing 2026 elections, IL GOP feigned outrage after @govpritzker.illinois.gov used a naughty word with an audience of adults, insisting such language GOP gov candidate Ted Dabrowski called ‘gutter talk’ only be used by a Republican convicted felon adjudicated rapist POTUS. #twill

[PARODY, PROBABLY] Illinois Republicans celebrate Halloween: Perennial candidate Jim Marter loses costume contest again; Ted Dabrowski avoids a last-minute candy run after discovering a box of useless Wirepoints charts; and Mary Miller practices Republican Jesus' trickle-up candy economics. #ILGOP

DuPage GOP chair Kevin Coyne is facing mockery on X after whining that musical acts performing at Riot Fest '25 were too political for him. His post with over 2M+ views also criticizes the months-scheduled event for proceeding the day of Charlie Kirk memorial, despite him attending the fest anyway.

KANE KLOWNS: Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes, convicted of seditious conspiracy for his role in the J6 insurrection, is set to speak at a now-private event sponsored by Geneva-based org w/ #ILGOP ties, Three Headed Eagle Alliance, as the mystery of IL Republicans' irrelevancy w/ voters deepens.

Come out and join anti-LGBTQ+ hate group Awake Illinois founder Shannon Adcock for a delicious BBQ dinner, bags tournament and "Big Joke Pritzker Dunk Tank", followed by a special 9/11 tribute. Only $55 at the door, or bring the whole family for $140. Proceeds benefit Aurora Twp GOP. #ILGOP #twill

STILL DOWN TO CLOWN: Weeks after claiming — without any evidence whatsoever — an order for the Will County Clerk to "not destroy" ballots from the 2020 election, Will County GOP chair Christina Clausen goes on an unhinged Facebook tirade, making even more batshit crazy allegations. #ILGOP #twill

EXCLUSIVE: A Naperville woman says she's the victim of impropriety by DuPage County GOP chair Kevin Coyne, alleging a history of bullying, sexual harassment and extramarital affairs. WCCC has obtained material corroborating claims, and Coyne sent the woman a cease and desist to keep quiet. #twill

PUT UP OR SHUT UP: Without evidence, the Will Co GOP made a stunning, baseless claim on Facebook this week, alleging the county clerk's office has been ordered to retain ballots from the '20 election and says the apparent order suggests an investigation of alleged voter fraud is coming. #ILGOP #twil

CLOWNARAMA '25: A fundraiser earlier this month treated paying attendees to an evening of fried appetizers and shouting, as a defiant, delusional and animated Will County Board member Steve Balich warned Democrats of plans to take his losing Freedom Caucus strategy countywide in '26. #ILGOP #twill

Word on the street is that Kendall County Republican Scott Gryder is throwing his red hat into the '26 #IL14 congressional primary — in a three-way MAGA-off with perennial candidate Jim Marter and likely candidate Jed! Davis — for the opportunity to be defeated by @underwood.house.gov again. #twill

Kendall County GOP tent at this weekend's PrarieFest in Oswego giving off major low-energy Jed! Davis vibes. #ILGOP

At least there was cake. 🤷‍♀️ #DuPage #ILGOP #WillCountyClownCar

@govpritzker.illinois.gov shuts down cosplay Christian and Wicked Witch of Downstate Illinois, Rep Mary Miller: “I am not going to be lectured to by somebody who extols the virtue of Adolf Hitler; of someone who has allowed the pardoning of January 6—” #ILGOP

MEET THE CHAIRMAN: DuPage GOP chair Kevin Coyne expects Wednesday to be a historical day for his party, when folks line up to pay $75/ticket to meet the man responsible for #DuPage Republicans losing 49 of 49 partisan contests in April's municipal elections. (SORRY FOR POSTING THIS LATE ON BSKY! 😔)

PLEASE CLAP: State rep Jed! Davis files with the FEC for a 2026 #IL14 congressional run. While Jed! says he's in ‘explore’ mode, sources tell WCCC he will likely run, setting up an #ILGOP primary battle with perennial candidate Jim Marter, who is running for the seat for the third consecutive cycle.

AS THE WILL COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY TURNS: Homer Glen mayor Christina Neitzke-Troike and Will County GOP chair Christina 'MC' Clausen take their bitter public soap opera to an ever wider audience on YouTube, with two hours and eight minutes of non-stop gossip, accusation and grievance action. #ILGOP

after the GOP's huge loss in last mo's municipal elections in the Chicago suburbs, losing approx 48 of 50 races in DuPage Country alone, infighting among local MAGA activists has been 🤌 MAGA activists are accusing each other of being feds, of running @willcountyclowncar.com, of being drug

LOMBARDI RISES AGAIN: With Consolidated elections over, let's catch up with WCCC fan favorite and failed #ILGOP primary #IL14 congressional candidate Jack Lombardi, the self-described "renowned public figure and influential conservative speaker" teasing a run for Congress in Florida's 19th District.

An 'embarrassed' DuPage Co GOP Chair Kevin Coyne speaks on 'disaster' election: blames Vote By Mail and spring break; ignores Trump/GOP lies about VBM; says 'very punishing' elections hurting party financially; falsely claims Dems not doorknocking b/c of VBM. #ILGOP www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP6...

TONIGHT! On DUPAGE DICKTACULAR! — DuPage Co Republican Chair Kevin Coyne blames Tuesday's 'complete disaster' on those damn pesky voters — especially those who voted by mail — and refuses to take any blame or even acknowledge the orange elephant in the room he once called 'political poison'. #ILGOP

America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”

Kevin Coyne has come out of hiding to address last night's "complete disaster". As a leader, the DuPage County GOP chair took responsibility, acknowledging unelectable candidates and Trump/Musk backlash. WE KID, WE KID! Coyne blamed voters, early voting, vote by mail and @jbpritzker.bsky.social

Last night was a bad night in the burbs for Steve Balich, Christina Clausen & Kevin Coyne: candidates backed by Balich & Clausen in Lockport and Homer defeated, while high-profile candidates in Aurora and Naperville backed by Safe Suburbs lose in embarrassing defeat for the DuPage County GOP chair.

Kendall Klownty Republican Jim Marter continues his losing streak, adding school board candidate to his impressive lengthy list of election losses. With 100% of precincts reporting in Kendall and Will, the Trump loyalist and forever candidate lost his bid for Oswego District 308 School Board.

Three-time loser Jim Marter takes a break from running for US Congress to target children with his right-wing #MAGA extremism as a candidate for Oswego Dist 308 school board. While his messaging may change, Marter is the same anti-LGBTQ+ Christian nationalist candidate repeatedly rejected by voters.

After Naperville council member Dr Benny White posted about receiving anonymous hate mail, Safe Suburbs USA chair Kevin Coyne took a moment from losing elections for DuPage County GOP to offer a "ceasefire on negative campaigning after this election" before deleting his comment. #Naperville

BALICH BOOTED IN BLOWOUT: With 100% of precincts reporting, Homer Township voters deny Steve Balich a second term as supervisor, in a stunning rebuke for the once-powerful conservative firebrand backed by Christina Clausen's Will County GOP, with Susanna Steilen receiving 59.44% of the vote. #ILGOP

EXCLUSIVE: After numerous election cycles of losses, new DuPage County GOP chair Kevin Coyne to make opposition of "woke, hipster" flags a key pillar of the minority party's turnaround plans. #DuPageGOP #DuPage

Our good friend up in DuPage County and newly-elected DuPage GOP Chair, Kevin Coyne — who called Trump 'poison' and a 'disaster' — struggles to maintain a smile, knowing full well this was supposed to be Ron DeSantis' moment. #dupagegop #WillCountyClownCar #DuPageCountyClownCar

HOMER TWP — Faced with the reality that yoga instruction is a service requiring payment, anti-socialist activist and Homer Twp Supervisor Steve Balich offered an antisemitic trope instead when discussing how he'd pay for it at his Civic Center pet project, and the usual suspects rush to his defense.

Paul Drabik, who co-hosts a podcast with Proud Boys associate and J6er Terry Newsome, is running for Downers Grove Village Council. On their podcast, Drabik and Newsome discuss how to ban books, appear excited to help Trump's deportation plan and spread far-right lies about a range of topics. 1/2

ICYMI: Still failing to read the room after years of losses, DuPage County Republicans took another shift to the far-right, electing fear-hustling provocateur Kevin Coyne, founder of the GOP PAC disguised as a 'safety org', Safety Suburbs USA, as their new party chair. #DuPage #DuPageRepublicans

IT'S A MAJOR AWARD! — Congrats to Steve Balich for being named 'Person of the Year' by the prestigious Clown Magazine! From his ongoing Civic Center debacle to public outcry for flying an inverted American flag on township property, the Will Co Board member and Homer Twp Supervisor had a busy year.

‘LET THE GAMES BEGIN’: Will County GOP board member Vince Logan gave an unusually honest prediction of a new term full of petty grievances, hysterical antics and, yes, games. From Steve Balich's outburst to Judy Ogalla's outrage over replacing 'spokesman' w/ 'spokesperson', they delivered on Day 1.

NEW TONIGHT — Will Co GOP Board Member Vince Logan deletes Facebook posts w/ baseless allegations of voter fraud by Dems, as newly-elected county clerk Annette Parker pledges to remove 'fear' of 'voting process', without acknowledging her party's and colleagues' responsibility for so-called 'fear'.

Weeks after Homer Twp Supervisor Steve Balich defended himself and the board, claiming all were working 'butts off' with a 'duty' to the township, long-scheduled public board meeting canceled by karaoke political fundraiser for his slate in the 2025 municipal elections, Will County Freedom Caucus.

With a few tight races and thousands of mail-in ballots to be counted on Tuesday, GOP Will Co Board Member Vince Logan is preemptively making wild, baseless allegations of wrongdoing by the Will Co Clerk's Office, and he's spending money w/ Facebook to rile up up to 1M people. #WillCountyRepublicans

WCCC is proud to announce the first winner in 2024's Will County Clown Car Pumpkin Spice Clown Awards, Jim Marter, receiving the "Biggest Waste of Campaign Time" award for hosting a weekly two-hour Saturday morning brokered-time radio show on WBIG AM when he could have been out actually campaigning.

EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell WCCC Will County Dems will NOT be traveling to Washington DC to participate in a riot intended to delay Congress' presidential election certification process on January 6, 2025, due to what we're told are "adults in the room" who "believe in democracy" and "the rule of law."

Stay tuned all November for more #WillCountyClownCar Pumpkin Spice Clown Awards 2024, recognizing Will Co-area Republicans for achievements in clownery! First up, Jim Marter and Jack Lombardi win 'Endorsement of the Year': after brutal 2022 primary, Lombardi endorsed Marter. #WillCountyRepublicans