You are allowed to celebrate good things that are happening today: your birthday, a book coming out, new baby, new puppy, seeing your favorite piece of art in person, etc. Joy is the knife that stabs into the heart of despair & apathy. Feel your joys, big & small, & share them widely & loudly.

They want you to kill yourself, so don't

in light of recent events i have decided to become evil

i need to kill him

i need to bite her