Simpsons scriptwriter John Swartzwelder: I wrote the boring soccer match into “The Cartridge Family” as a cautionary tale. The Netherlands and Japan: At last we will recreate the iconic soccer match from “The Cartridge Family”:

Had the terrible realisation that the tickets I booked a year early for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey in IMAX are for Saturday 19th July, the same time as the world cup final. Wondering if anyone who has tickets for an alternative screening might swap? DM me! Cc: @lffstubs.bsky.social

Need this

think this is the first official club communique about a manager sacking to really nail that "notes app apology" vibe www.chelseafc.com/en/news/arti...

This all feels very Potter, in that I don't think the performances have necessarily merited the results and the manager isn't bad per se, but the vibes are only going in one direction

Jorginho losing track of who he was supposed to be marking now I've seen everything

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"we've created the Hormuz Crisis from the famous group chat topic 'a Hormuz Crisis would be extremely bad'" www.wsj.com/world/middle...

what level of Cool Zone is the former central banker president of Canada giving a speech at Davos where he says the entire system of international trade and finance has ruptured and the majority of nations must now reshape their economic and international policies

I would really like Chelsea to resolve this in a manner that helps them to win more football matches, but also:

when Jacques Lacan said, "Desire full stop is always the desire of the Other", meaning that desire is premised on the attainment of an impossible object, a wholeness which can never be achieved, he was actually talking about sports fans bsky.app/profile/blow...

Dr Oz auditioning to replace Zoe Saldana in the non-musical remake of Emilia Perez:

This is a good video and Lander is a good guy who seems like a lock for the seat, but funny that you can really tell the difference between him and a generational talent like Zohran

I love my football discord

Pov: you are a private equity firm investing in football:

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social go on the Double Pivot pod!!