Guess who’s back… back again?🤪

Word. 😎

I still am having a hard time adjusting to being over here vs Twitter. Not people wide, Yinz are great, but functionality wise. It kinda feels like when you go to the “other” grocery store. Like it’s the same thing, but I can’t find the bread aisle and why don’t they have the chips I like?

🤣💀

Someone said I look like Saoirse Ronan once, but I don’t see it at all🤪 although I do think she’s gorgeous!

Christmas sweater season with no Christmas party to attend 🙃❤️💚

✨A warm sweater, sparkle and a warm smile.✨

Too cold outside. 😏

X saw it first! 😜goodnight!

Throwback to when you were in a hat - QP with yours (Summer, Summer Tiiiime🥲) 💚👒

Maui, Hawaii 🏝️🏔️🌅🌊.

Time. Time. Time. See what’s become of me? As I look around…for my PeAcE & SaNiTy. 🫠🤪

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Ready for this day to be over!!!! 😝3 more hours and I’m busting out of here!

I’m not gonna be online probably much at all today because it’s kind of depressing. I hope you guys have a nice Thanksgiving with your families and keep appreciating all you have.💚💚

Noods , Noodles, Nudes… tomato, Tomato! 🙃🤪😂

The Spicy Nudes in Question… 😉

Made you read! 😜😂🙃

I’m in my pj’s making homemade Shrimp Pad Thai with spicy peanut sauce, drinking a cold Sam Adams IPA and about to put on some paranormal stuff. Wanna come over? 😉

Rub it, dress it, stuff it, eat it… 😏 ₜᵤᵣₖₑᵧ

Also, don’t add me. Thanks!!!🤣😁

I’m not in anyone’s starter pack because I’ve never been in anyone’s circle. I’m just teenage dirtbag baby 🙃

Stop. Look.

It’s kind of boring here to be completely honest. 🤣🙃

Yes. You can stare at these buns 😏😍

His 1st and last mistake was DMing me after I followed him back. 🤣🙄ROOKIES.

✨Let Their Actions Do The Talking.✨

Soooo tired but only a 4 day work week. Let’s go!!!

Good night. Be Good To Yourself.✨💚

My stomach is FULL and my heart is Happy! 🥰💚

She’s Ready! 😍😋

See you in 4 hours Beautiful! 😍😋

I’m going to make an entire Thanksgiving Meal for myself today. This is going to be a very draining/sad week for me. ❤️‍🩹💚

Enjoy the family you have around you this week. Some people don’t/won’t get to have that. 💚💚

You aren’t the only one BUT you should be! Lose the trash…you are a fucking GEM! 😘

Tell me again how much you like me while simultaneously telling all the other women. I dare you. 😘😂

If you know what’s best for you…don’t fuck up a good thing with a girl who knows how to tie the stem of a cherry with just her tongue. -That Girl is ME. ✨💪🏻😎😏

Oooof! Fucking FELT this one💔❤️‍🩹💚

Sometimes I read your post and I’m like

Age: 25 but legally 41 😉 Height: 5’3” Sign: 🦁 Tattoos: 0 Piercings: just my ears Past time: spending quality time with family 🥲 Fav food: Pad Thai & Sushi Fav color: 💚 Music: Everything except country music 😝 Movies: depends what I’m in the mood for Job: Dental Assistant Pic of me:

Snap: would you like to sync your contacts? Me: fuck no! I don’t want those people to know that I know them! 😬🤣💀

please stop calling it an echo chamber — me, to my gynecologist

My mother told me I should join pickle ball, so I can meet people. She also just posted a video on Snapchat. 🙃😂Okie Dokie Mom!

Can’t wait to have some really fucked up dreams! 🤪😂Goodnight you weirdos! 😎😴

Waiting for the syrup to just knock me out. Thank God I sleep alone because I would definitely be waking someone up with snoring. Sooooo YOU’RE WELCOME!! 😅🤣

Waiting for the syrup to just knock me out. Thank God I sleep alone because I would definitely be waking someone up with snoring. Sooooo YOU’RE WELCOME!! 😅🤣

I really need to go to sleep, but I can’t breathe out of my nose🫠

I dunno if I’m delirious or if it’s just this cough syrup 🤪😅😂