Yet another rando with the gall to call me a pussy to my face.

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

They need to do this so their employees can afford the Wild Duck Burger Challenge and have time to go to Tartarus.

Gecqua is in the Epstein files.

This Is The Future Liberals Want

Really excited to dig in to this one.

Trump's gonna make them bring back Up With People next year.

"I want bitcoin to go vertical" I say, as the last finger on the monkey's paw curls up.

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

It's Always Funny in Sillydelphia

Me when the 250mg edible kicks in.

What's the coolest anime weapon? IMO, it's the caster gun from Outlaw Star, a combination of a sawn-off shotgun and a grenade launcher that fires bullets that some Taoist mage slapped a talisman on. It's strangely incredibly sensible as a weapon. Thought we'd just do something fun this morning~

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I hear that the Dilbert guy died from Ligma.

Two words. Blood. Type.

"Your most common search term was 'True Love.'"

I regret to inform you all that Tiny Tim has died of Ligma.

Hello, Based Department? We've got a live one over here.

So it's not just a clever name.

Dark Souls 2 Lore.

My work wife got laid off because of AI now I need to have an affair with Chat GPT :(

I've finally done it. I've finally deleted my home directory by making a mistake in a config file in linux. What a rush.

Nope. Quite the opposite in fact.

See back in my day "vibe working" meant coning to work high and doing a half-assed job.

What if his neck just did that?

Scratch a furry and a PhD in Computer Science bleeds.

How about you lick my ass?

Fan theory: Boomhauer was Hank Hill's Friend.

Someone who's good at art needs to make the Dan Da Dan intro but with Steely Dan.