Start your Sunday off with @allienelson.bsky.social & @tylermccarthy.bsky.social doing the Lord's work as they podcast about Tom Cruise's take on The Mummy.

I know you didn’t think we’d let spooky season go by and without a Jack-O-Lantern! I decided to go freehand again, inspired by the Gentlemen from the Buffy episode “Hush” and Tyler did Kodos (or is it Kang…?) from The Simpsons. Happy Halloween!!! #jackolantern #halloween #pumpkin #buffy #thesimpson

Got to talk about one of my favorite movies with some of my favorite people!

Got photobombed by Slenderman while waiting in line for the Universal Horror Unleashed media event #slenderman #fridaythe13th #universalhorrorunleashed #universalhorror #universalhorrornights #lasvegas #universalmonsters #spookyseason #halloween #horror #horrorcommunity #scary #hauntedhouse

Men: Women talk too much Also Men: *surprised by their crippling loneliness*

Just canceled my Disney+/Hulu subscription because of their Jimmy Kimmel suspension/attack on free speech/acquiescence to fascism. I’m curious, who else has done the same? #canceldisney+

@allienelson.bsky.social & @tylermccarthy.bsky.social brave the waters of 2017's You Get Me for your entertainment purposes.

I got to spend time in the Five Nights at Freddy’s (not five nights, but enough time) haunted house at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando. Check out what I saw… if you dare youtube.com/shorts/pNBLt...

#flashbackfriday to the time I tripped while putting my laundry away and somehow managed to land INSIDE my laundry bag

Please don’t block me, Zohran

Still looking for mothers who are getting married whose adult daughters are helping them plan their weddings! Weddings must be taking place in this FALL or WINTER in Tennessee or Pennsylvania. This show is all about love - no drama! Please like, share, and send me your leads! #weddingplanning

Did a killer whale write this? Nice try

For a second I was like, Damn Elton, what did you do?

Looking for mothers who are planning their weddings with their adult daughter bestie by their sides for a new feel-good series from a major cable network. Wedding must be this fall or winter in Pennsylvania or Tennessee. There’s no drama with this one, all love!

Give me another reason to wear this dress again, please and thank you

OMG the same thing happened to me - having to ask permission to take people’s cars from them ruined my dreams of owning a car dealership

I think it’s great Idris Elba is doing this and all, but he should really make it perfectly clear that if you win the dinner, there’s no chance he’s gonna f*ck you… Unless there IS…

Update: it wasn’t.

New commercial headshot, please let me sell things for you #actor #actress #nyactress #nyactor #indianactor #indianactress #castme #commerical #headshot

New Yoooork, concrete jungle where dreams are made of

New Headshot, who dis?

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

(Don’t) Fuck This Guy

Whaaat?! Last Seen has made it to the top 10 in the finals of the Killer Shorts Short Horror Screenplay Competition! I’m so excited! @killershortscontest #screenwriter #screenwriting #shortstories #shorthorror #filmmaker #horror #killershorts #filmmakers

I’m in love

I’m almost out of clean underwear so that means it’s once again time for me to start pretending like I like going commando because I’m so sexually liberated and free-spirited

Which Barbie would I be? (Also, who puts this kind of photo op directly opposite a window? The glare is ruining the effect of MY glare)

Remember this: Tyranny cannot prevail over people who refuse to succumb to it.

#Hulu?! More like Poo-lu for how they shit the bed with this Oscars broadcast, amiright? No, YOU go to bed!

HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you #artshare

This was an awesome one to record!

My favorite headshots are the ones where I look slightly evil

10/10 to whoever named this

My project Last Seen is in the Semi-Finals of the Killer Shorts Short Screenplay Contest! Only the top 5% have made it this far. And the short story version has made the Coverfly Red List, coming in at #10 of almost 500 short horror and #13 of almost 4,000 short stories this month! #screenwriters

Making new friends as an adult can be hard

Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Screenwriting Challenge on February 21st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scc

This was a fun episode!

I just thought to myself “what’s the opposite of patriotic? Hate-riotic?” And then I laughed and laughed and now I’m just sad

I am so dignified. Did you know that blacklight crayons will also show up without a blacklight? Because I didn’t. Belated posting from last year’s Brew at the Zoo

So like… did the goddamn groundhog see his shadow or what? I can’t be bothered to look it up and yes this is the energy I will be bringing for the foreseeable future

Had a double whammy of good news this past month - my short screenplay Girls’ Night Out made the semi-finals of the Cinequest Screenwriting Competition and my feature film screenplay Just What I Need made the short list for Barnstorm #screenwriters

Wait… He LIED to us?!? The man who always lies?!? WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

Still thinking about the time on a dating app a guy said “I see from your pictures you’re into cosplay” and I said “what do you mean?” then he said “like in your last picture, you’re dressed as Linda Belcher.” Those were my real clothes. They were all my real clothes.

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

Men: Women aren’t funny. Also Men: Pee pee poo poo here’s a sequel to Happy Gilmore. Fart.

It’s a wonderful time of year when I get to discuss a bonkers movie with such a delightful crew #hotfrosty

Well, I think that’s enough internet for me today

The only really invasive technology I’m looking for is the ability to pick back up from where I fell asleep while streaming something.

Imagine you go in for therapy only to be met with the catalyst of your bisexual awakening