I've decided to become ambidextrous. Who decided that it was necessary to have a dominant hand when we have the option to use both in a similar capacity?

Overseeing my father strap down the awning..because it wasn't going to be meeee

Mi wonder if dem ppl yah memba seh dem have clothes pon line...cz rain start jrew

Holocaust survivor and confectioner Yisrael Kristal was unable to celebrate his bar mitzvah at 13 because of World War I so he had it in 2016 instead on his 113th birthday.

I vaguely remember sleeping at human hours before I started this degree. 😔

RT

This wharright degree isn't letting me procrastinate (because there's just too much work to wait til last minute) so none of my deliverables have that last-minute oomph that pushes them to perfection. Everything is average, and you know what? C's get degrees

JESUS, AH TYAD

🧎🏾‍♀️‍➡️💍

UNCLE! I give up on DIY dating. I give up. I am ready for the matchmakers and the aunties. I accept your wisdom and ministrations.

True Story

𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓽 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓽

You not special we all want Halle Berry 😭😭😭

All of Bluesky right now

Sem. And you know what, I'm ok with that. My phone aint waterproof. It's supposed to be dry 🙏🏾

Introducing Camp Hello! Jamaica’s first summer camp just for children with complex communication needs.

Nobody have no executive function ah sell?

WHO DECIDED TO RESEARCH THIS???

Scientists have found homosexuality nearly everywhere they've looked for it in the animal kingdom -- mammals, reptiles, fish, birds, insects -- everywhere. By definition, it's natural. What's UNNATURAL is the irrational (and mostly religious-based) hate and homophobia found only in humans. #Pride

As is your right.

Me, who has read the road code book: *stops car at stop line* Some fucking eediat: *overtakes me while I'm at stop line and blocks up the fucking intersection*

Why didn't I buy a portable monitor sooner? Being tied to that desk at home is sooooo depressing.

There's a soursop on this tree but which of us would be so bold as to juice it? Who among us (read: me)? WHOMST?

send a queer femme money right now if you ever projected your sick threesome fantasies onto them, or in there DM talmbout how unfortunate it is that they ain’t attracted to cishet men. double it if you said they are your type and forced them to sit with that unwarranted information. pay up.

Dem weed whacker man yah kinda too dedicated to the likkle work. Mi nuh fi deh hear that BEFORE my daily alarm, man.

happy gay everyone 🌸☀️🌊

All the straights to the BACK during the month of June!!

Look, man. I got an FCH in ACTUARIAL SCIENCES and passed the 3 SoA exams I had the stomach to do. I needed time to recover 🥴

I’m so happy 😭 I got called a trailblazer three times this week so that’s officially one of my new title. Well done Ms. B!

Hello?! I'm pretty. Ok, bye

Liking cis men? Sem

I wave back at that little Am@zon avatar every single time. ^⁠_⁠^

My motivation was to be less poor ✨eventually✨ but it's not worth it.

What if we all call in sick? 👀

Hello? Yes. I would like 1 death please. Go large.

Hi friends! I’ve been nominated🙈

Where's all this smut that y'all keep talking about? Let me at her! I can take her!

My supervisor keeps trying to push me into calling coworkers after following up multiple times via email and teams messages because I *checks notes* "tend to shy away from that but it could make [me] more personable than just talking to a screen."

So....a colony of ants is...LIVING IN ONE OF MY LIGHT SWITCHES AND FUCKING WITH THE CIRCUITRY AND I JUST?????

*marries self*

Just seasoned up 10 lbs of mutton at 3:00a.m. on a Tuesday morning. 🥴

Just ofto plug out the love one time and guh settle down with my cat 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ok, but I was planning to [redacted] today. Who do I do now? 🙄

I did one (1) deggeh deggeh labour this day. I had enough, I fear.

Fact seh mi never drop asleep until I was supposed to START getting ready. 😅 Next week again, my side

🎶I see my future between those thighs When you wine, you spark mi up! 🎶 🤌🏾🤌🏾