Does anyone have a scorecard for how many times ICE/CBP have claimed someone rammed/tried to ram them? Seems like a whole lot at this point, and I don’t think a single one has been an actual attempt to ram them It’s like their second favorite bullshit charge after “obstruction” (annoying them)

Only 6 months old and he’s already learned the strategy of keeping a spare banana in his pocket in case somebody shoots a red shell

Idea: Take this out of the rule book.

Gonna keep pounding this drum: this new taunting emphasis is stupid and makes the game worse

WOW JSN!

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit. It's all white supremacy and greed.

This is so heartbreaking And our government is trying to paint him as some crazed assassin. This would be wrong to happen to anyone, but it hits harder that it’s a HCW that by all accounts was a genuinely good person

The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering. And yet, they did. Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.

Man, maybe Bears really do have plot armor

WTF was that, Stroud??

Why are divisional round wins an conference championship appearances not the same number? 🧐

Looked like good roughing and terrible PI calls

What a call!

“ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do” played over video of ICE engaging in acts of violence should be the wall to wall DNC media strategy right now

Holy shit, Trump admin is literally asking Penn for lists of Jews there because something something antisemitism This is like two steps away from “let’s have all the Jews wear yellow stars so we can better protect them from antisemitism” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It’s crazy someone wrote a whole song about starting rounds on the highest floor and going down. Very niche. Definitely a banger, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C1...

“Wanna get high?” - me, before putting my infant son in a high chair

Not a high bar, but this is one of the darker things I’ve seen on Grubhub

Once again asking RBs and WRs to throw the ball away in situations where they’re about to take a large loss. You’ll get an ineligible downfield penalty, but 1st and 15 is much better than 2nd and 15

They did the Jalen Carter “try to catch the spike” thing!

What a lame 3rd and 7 call with a chance to put together a game winning drive

Man, I almost turned this game off at 30-14

I turn around for one second and as soon as I look back, we’re at “fentanyl is a WMD” levels of stupidity

There’s not enough discussion of how awful Jordan Love’s mustache is. He might become an all pro if he wasn’t so dragged down by that thing

This vile, bigoted piece of shit cannot be gone fast enough. From politics and the earth Dems are unfortunately to chickenshit on immigration to hammer the obvious position that blaming everyone from several whole countries for the actions of one guy is insane www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...

Bad AI captions, an ongoing series:

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???” - me to my baby before sitting in the rocking chair and gently rocking him to sleep

Made milanesa tortas with a mildly ridiculous number of toppings

Important seasonally relevant med ed content www.reddit.com/r/candy/s/Fc...

Baby is going to be 3 months old tomorrow. I keep hearing that he should be coup-ing, but he seems awfully young to overthrow the government. I think it makes more sense to focus on more achievable things like making various baby noises

The fact that there are pacifiers but no atlantiers just shows the west coast bias of the baby industry

“One of the more deranged people in the Trump admin” turned out to be an understatement

People with epilepsy/strokes/dementia are not at some especially elevated risk of meningitis/encephalitis, and if they come in looking sick/encephalopathic, that probably shouldn’t be your first thought Basically any infection can make those things worse. Doesn’t need to be in the head

“Chicken in delicate vinegar sauce” and dry fried green beans

One of the vanishingly few positive initiatives taken by the current admin is trying to make IVF drugs more affordable, and they just can’t help talking about it in the creepiest way imaginable 🤦🏻‍♂️

“Well *I* think your motor skills are adorable, even if those mean pediatricians say they’re gross”

Switching gears slightly: choriqueso tortas

Pass interference penalties should be like goaltending in basketball and count for receiving/passing yards

Did you know that Tummy Time is short for Tumothy Time?

Dandan noodles

Eagles fans to Kevin Patullo

Having two guys hold up a shade on the sideline to keep guys cool is the NFL version of having the med student hold the retractor in the OR

One of the many annoying things about the recent Tylenol stuff is that there actually ARE significant health issues related to poor public awareness of acetaminophen’s potential adverse effects (severe liver toxicity in overdose), and INSTEAD of that, we’re talking about nonsense regarding autism‬

Made mapo tofu for my parents, who are visiting this weekend

CJGJ release is wild, but it seems like an opportunity for the Eagles to pick him up on a cheap deal, plug him in at nickel and slide DeJean outside full time

Insane day for green and white FG block units

I’m glad it benefited the Eagles, but this new taunting emphasis is bullshit that makes the game less enjoyable and worse A solution in search of a problem

Made various Sichuan stuff this week: fish-fragrant fried chicken and dry-fried chicken. Also tofu but didn’t take a picture of that one

Bruce, one of the cats my friend fostered, is apparently very sick and the family that adopted him can’t afford the testing he needs (~$2000). He’s not even a year and a half old yet. The rescue he was adopted from is trying to help, but any donations to them would help