Slowly getting bigger? Might start a lighter cut during the summer? We'll see what I decide! For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵

“After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”

"Have you found a picture yet?" "Not one that I want the public to see."

On Wednesdays, we wear pink. 🩷

Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.

"Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?" "That's because you were drunk!" "And how."

🎵 Gimme, gimme, gimme, a pizza and burgerrrrs. (Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵

Neglecting to clean my mirror, and rather, focusing on growing my man titties.

Really felt those biceps today. Keeping that progress going 💪

Rewarding my arms workout with a protein shake and by gaming with da boyz ❤️🙏

"All right, brain. It's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever." *Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.* "Okay, but then we gotta get to work."

Was really feeling leg day yesterday

New speedos = good day

"We need some more secret sauce, put this mayonnaise in the sun.”

“Dad, I’ll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.” "Done, and done. D-OHHH!"