The inflated clown man got up and waddled towards him before popping the suit and now he’s dressed like a doctor, now checking the blonde’s heart rate with the stethoscope.

The moment he was tackled, Stanley pulled a cord from his pants and his suit immediately expanded, causing Yosuke to bounce off him. He got up and struck a pose.

The green faced clown watched as the other clown charged at him with the fake axe, putting his hands on his hips.

“You said you wanted to behead me, right?” Honking his nose once again, provoking the ninja.

Stanley honked Yosuke’s clown nose and gave him a realistic looking axe that’s definitely not rubber and fake. “I got you covered!”

He suddenly appeared behind Yosuke and spun him around. The blonde wasn’t in his regular clothes anymore, he was dressed up as a clown from head to toe. Stanley took out a large mirror and showed him his new look. “Of course you are!”

The man in the yellow suit then suddenly put on a clown costume. “Now I am!”

The tongue rolled up and went back into Stanley’s mouth.

Sticking his tongue out at him from a distance and that tongue would stretch all the way near Yosuke’s face.

Honks it again.

Honks a clown horn near his ear.

Filling up the reader’s pants with gallons of water.

He got out of his slinky like form and back to normal before becoming a yellow and green tornado, flying up the stairs and past Klarion at ultra speed, blowing his hair back completely.

Stanley would start falling down the stairs like a slinky toy, quite literally.

Honking a horn while dressed as a clown.

“Say. My. Name.” Now he’s dressed like Walter White with the goatee, hat, and glasses.

“If you’re Rose, then what’s my name?” Stanley asked as he crossed his arms and he was already back in his classic yellow suit.

Stanley was suddenly dressed in a police detective outfit and took out a recorder, replaying the moment “Rose” described the ingredients. “Don’t play with us, buster! We have it all recorded!”

Le gasp. “The real Rose would never try to poison me! You can’t fool me, evil doer!”

“Wait!” Stanley snapped his fingers. “I know who you remind me of! Rose! Are you his evil clone? Or his evil twin brother?!”

He immediately got up and dusted himself off. “That hemlock added quite a kick to that tea! Got anymore?”

He started bouncing around as he grew bigger, his clothes stretched along as he expanded, before taking out a pin and poking himself with it. He started deflating and flew around the room and nearly hit Carnelian. Stanley would land on the ground in front of him once he was fully deflated.

Due to the mask’s ability to make the wearer completely immortal, the hemlock wasn’t doing anything. But he decided to play along. “Did you say milk?! Oh no, I’m lactose intolerant!” Stanley’s whole body would begin to swell up.

“Your hair is brunette and a little longer, and the swirly glasses make it a little difficult.” He heard his stomach growling and felt it. “That tea’s making me feel a little funny.”

“Sure thing!” The green headed man drank the cup of tea in one go. “Say, you kinda remind me of someone!”

Stanley stared down at the blonde and patted his head, smiling softly.

“I’m doing excellent! Oh, this? It’s just coffee.” He replied, taking a sip of the coffee.

Stanley would yawn loudly as he stretched. “Morning, Rose.”

“No problem! How old are you now?”

“Happy birthday, Rose!”

The green headed man smiled and nodded. “I’d love to help!”

He’s okay with that too.

Stanley’s absolutely fine with that!

Absolutely. Stanley would then turn into Rose, completely matching his appearance completely.

Yes, his mask allows him to be anyone at anytime.

So many things he can be for Halloween!

// This car is the only redeeming thing about SOTM besides Alan Cummings as Loki.

Driving this car around Gotham at a speed slightly faster than The Flash.

Jokes on him! The popsicles were actually fireworks that go off as soon as the box is opened. The real ones are hidden away somewhere.

Stanley’s got traps around his fridge and a hidden one in the freezer. Good luck, witch boy!

// The last time I played a Bioshock game was when Infinite was free with Xbox Live Gold. I’ve been wanting to buy the collection on PC but I still haven’t yet.

Stanley is in the reader’s kitchen, cooking something up for them.

[[ THIS is how you do a collector’s edition. Yet Gearbox was too cheap to put a physical steelbook copy of Borderlands 4 into their collectors edition.

“Of course I do! It’s somewhere in here.” Digging through his pockets and pulling random objects out of it that normally wouldn’t fit in the pockets like a whole ass tire, a rubber chicken, or a rocket launcher.

“Heart attack?! You wouldn’t have to worry about that, pal!” Quickly turning into a doctor and putting Rose in a hospital chair. “I’m always available for house calls!”

Grinning before making his muscles a little bigger, causing his tank top to start ripping.

“I can get even bigger if you want bigger.” Continuing to flex.