Trying to pull someone’s spinal cord and skull out. And he finally does it after stumbling back and falling on his ass.

Johnny chucks a homemade explosive device on the TL, hoping it would blow someone up.

“Now I just need to wait for that big jolly fuck to try and get in.” Definitely didn’t place a bunch of traps in his house to catch Santa.

"𝙾𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚎!" 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐍𝐔𝐓 𝟐𝟑, 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖗. 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖘. 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗, 𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞. 𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞/𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗. ♡ & ⟲

[[ I made a spicy alt.

He’s letting icicles form on his house in case of any annoying Christmas carolers.

Johnny pinned Yosuke against the wall and slapped tape over his mouth before kissing those duct taped lips, gloved hand around the blonde’s neck. “You talk too much, Yosuke.”

𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦... 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪... #CryptidRP #MVRP / #MultiverseRP #SFWRP (Art Source: miscellaneous--bones)

“…” Johnny glared at Richie. “I did not say that I am into cheerleaders.”

Johnny would then help Yosuke put it on, making sure that the straps are nice and tight. “There you go, blondie. Nowhere to go.” He got on his knees and put the shackles around the other’s ankles and locked them with the key.

The goth kissed him again with one arm around his waist and his other hand stroking the blonde’s hair. “Put on the straitjacket and I’ll forgive you.”

“Exactly how I described him. Then he turned into a cheerleader but I do NOT want to talk about that.”

Johnny put away the knife he had behind his back and let Rose go. “Apologies. I didn’t mean to interrupt your work. Hopefully whoever you’re whacking didn’t get away.”

“Either I misheard you or did I hear you say wacky?” Johnny was clearly not a fan of that word at all.

“He’s tall and skeletal and he can transform into anyone.”

“Because I kill people. And I saw Satan himself.”

“Because I literally went to Hell when I died. I had them the first time and I didn’t bring any back but I did the second time.”

“I only died twice and somehow came back to life. And I came back with bagels from Hell.”

Raising his hand.

Johnny waited and got slightly impatient before seeing Yosuke with the key. Once he was a free man, he stood up and stretched and wrapped his arms around the blonde, kissing his lips. “Took you long enough.”

“That must be Yosuke’s girlfriend.”

“Don’t worry, I don’t plan on going anywhere.” Johnny would then wait for Yosuke to find the key outside and come back to switch roles with the goth.

“Do you wanna switch places with me, Yosuke?” He kissed him on the lips and then on the nose. “You just need to find the key outside.”

The goth kissed the blonde ninja back, gently biting the other’s bottom lip as they kissed. He broke the kiss and stared into Yosuke’s eyes, forehead resting against his.

Cleaning the blood off his knife. #SeductiveSunday

Johnny nodded and kissed the blonde back, slowly closing his eyes as he let out another moan.

“No, I’m not asking you to find him and there’s nobody in my basement right now.”

“Fine, then I’ll put him in a bathtub with a candiru fish. It won’t kill him, but it’ll put him through the most excruciating pain possible.” Johnny replied, crossing his arms. “And I don’t need anything from you at the moment.”

“You do know what I’m going to do to Max when he comes back, right? He’s going to be gone permanently. Nothing but dark red sludge down the drain.”

Johnny would let out a slight moan and allow Yosuke to touch his neck, chains rattling as he moved his feet a little.

Johnny attempted to talk again, rolling his eyes at the comment and pushed his duct taped lips against Yosuke’s earlobe and cheek.

“I’d mostly be doing it for me, but yeah. He probably knows what I look like and definitely knows where I live, thanks to you.”

Johnny watched the key go out the window. He didn’t look angry or scared at all. His focus was now on Yosuke and he muffled something underneath the duct tape.

Johnny would give Yosuke another wink after getting shut up by the tape on his mouth, slightly squirming a bit. Right next to the tape was a large key for the shackles on his ankles.

The goth had a smug look on his face. “Why don’t you make me? You probably got some duct tape to shut me up.”

“Well, what are you gonna do about it, blondie?” He loves seeing Yosuke get all flustered and angry. “Wasn’t your intention, huh? Sure.”

“Maybe I am. Is it working, Yosuke?” He’s shuffling his feet a bit. “I thought I’d return the favor for that one time you were seducing me.

“I find straitjackets to be surprisingly warm and comfortable in the fall.”

Johnny gave the Aztec death whistle and the earmuffs to Yosuke. “You can keep them if you want. I already have another pair.”

“As a matter of fact, I do have a pair of earmuffs you can wear as well.” He dug through his backpack and opened another pocket before taking out a pair.

“I dunno, to scare the shit out of your girlfriend? Don’t you hate her?”

“Ungrateful dick, that was for you!” Johnny went over and picked it up from off the ground, putting it back into his backpack.

Side eyeing him.

He immediately stopped and gave it to him, chuckling a bit. “Sorry, kinda forgot about the Swiftie incident.”

“Immortal, huh? Interesting…” Johnny took out an Aztec death whistle. “I also got this thing. It’s loud as shit and it sounds like someone screaming bloody murder.” Johnny took a deep breath and blew into it and it did exactly what he described.

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“So how did he manage to survive eating the fire ants? That’s basically impossible from what I’ve seen.”’