Sat here not missing #FPL one bit while the cups are going on, chance to kick back with some #vinyl on a Friday afternoon Easy to forget just how amazing an album Grace by #JeffBuckley is... But good god, it's brilliant

Been quiet here recently, though that sums me and social media up in general... quick me update - now a year older and been eating way too much... quick #FPL update - around 6.5k OR now, which is nice... quick #music update - this week I've mostly been listening to Ben Folds Five

Watching LOTR The Two Towers - fantastic... Last minute #FPL transfer of Jota>Gordon - fantastic so far... Archie The Inventor (Ballamory) theme tune earworm - pretty fucking far from fantastic

Half way through the #FPL season and OR of 10,005 after the greyest of grey arrows last week... The template is real. Happy to stay on an even path for now, before another push as we head into Chip Season... Cunha is now Wood but also have eyes on Gordon and Gakpo - timing will be key

So close to the top 10k I can almost taste it... Shame the Jota punt hasn't paid off yet, but Cunha delivering the good again keeping me ahead of the curve

A Twirl is just a twatty Flake... Yeah I went there

As I sit, watching the chocolatey crumbs of the latest Cadburys Twirl I just ate melting into my white t-shirt, I ponder the following: Who the shit thought that the Twirl was in any way superior or even an adequate replacement to the Spira? I hope they lost their jobs #MerryChristmas

Ah shite it's Dartsmas... Feckin typo 🤦‍♂️ Well, if Dartmas is good enough for Samuel L. Jackson, it's good enough for me

Dear Sky Sports:

#SpotifyWrapped 2024

Am I doing this right? #FPL

OK, so throwing this out there, I like scary movies... yet... I've been pondering this for a while and I don't believe I've ever felt more tense, upset or borderline freaked out than watching "the dog scene" in Anatomy of A Fall a month or two ago... What a film #Film #movies

Holy crap The Real Ramona by Throwing Muses is still so good after all these years

Blinding #FPL Gameweek, spoiled only by that starting that pr*ck Ait-Nouri who's already been sold ahead of Milenkovic... 76 all out and close to 50k... Hall and Isak the big heroes this week

Rolling #FPL transfer again, (c) on Palmer... Either a healthy green arrow, or an unfortunate red for betting against Salah... Or a grey if they both do shite

Unless there's any solid news on Gabriel from Arteta, I guess I'll be rolling my #FPL transfer again this week... And if he's ruled out it'll probably be a sideways move to Saliba or Timber

Callum Wilson injured eh? In other breaking news, water is wet, bears do shit in the woods, and City lost tonight

Little late to the #SpotifyWrapped party... No real surprises tbh but have enjoyed re-engaging with #AliceInChains... I know people justifiably shit on Spotify due to royalties, but generally I listen to #Music I already own, and if I find something I like, I usually buy it

Bonkers (but believable) stats here!

This #FPL decision hasn't aged particularly well (yet)... Sticking with the plan though, but won't be so stubborn to not re-review!

-3 from one player any good? #FPL

Another -4 in the old #FPL BuhBye to Mbeumo and Wood Howdily Doodily to Semenyo and Jackson Aggressive play has paid off nicely the past few weeks, so fully expect to have my butt handed to me on a plate by the FPL Godz

Decided to give the whole #music library a shuffle today at work... things are looking good

67 all out in the old #FPL this week, green arrow up to 238K, though transfers didn't work out this time I'm fully expecting the pay-off over the coming weeks

And now pondering ways to get Haaland back in, in the next couple of weeks...

64 with Isak and Hall to play, glad I didn't get Semenyo in the end as part of a -4, but did swap Brennan for Wood last minute, so his 6 points are rotting away on the bench... Still - green arrow for the time being #FPL

Anyone in #FPL land mildly tempted by KDB, especially if any rumblings of Saka being out?

But in FPL related news, I have no #FPL related news... Still pondering which hit to take this week

Not a particularly hot-take, but Norman Fucking Rockwell by Lana Del Rey is a f*cking fantastic record, maybe my favourite from the last 5 years or so

"ask lots of questions, don't eat the b*llshit" Hey!Hello!/Ginger Wildheart 2012

Also wondering which 'bot is going to message me next!

Always struggle getting back into the #FPL frame of mind after an international break... Not strictly a bad thing and it'll come, but even so, it's there and I can't be arsed

Today's mood can be summed up by the Soundgarden lyric: "I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota..."

Hallelujah 💙

The main man is here - I feel safer already!

After all these years, Shrek is still a great film... Always remember watching it with The Boy, and the exploding bird scene traumatised him (for years) while I was creased over laughing

Tonight's bedtime listening, "Worry." by the wonderful @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social #Music #nowplaying open.spotify.com/album/6ZiwdJ...

A highlight of every year chez-Reynolds

Initial #FPL move plans for GW12 Solanke, BJ & TAA to Isak, Saka (if fit) & Hall Not doing anything in a hurry though thanks to stupid Internatio-DULL break

Second-era Alice In Chains, still awesome: youtu.be/SBcADQziQWY?... #Grunge #AliceInChains #Music

Still no edit button dammit! And what are we calling these messages? BlueSkyThinkings? ffs need more coffee and music

Anyways, back to the tunes

While I'm here, my best FPL rank was 6K in 21-22 season, F*knows how I managed that but will be happy to finish anywhere near 100k this year

First post... Internatio-dull break making me over think my FPL team (current OR c.300k), so dipping out for a week to immerse myself in some classic Grunge, starting with Alice in Chains, and probably ending, as it usually does with Pearl Jam...