There's two things Jimmy Haslam can't stand on his teams: good logos and good quarterbacks. #crew96

I don't have many rules. One of my big ones is to never take medical advice from an orange president.

The guy college football wants to be the next hero of the world looked like shit.

After all the Arch Manning goo chugging during the pre game, that first half seems fitting.

All this pre show is doing is making me want to see Arch get sacked repeatedly. College football needs to learn that whenever you try this hard to make a hero, you end up with a villain.

Some people are the forecasters. Some people are the weather.

This Saturday is shaping up to be a once in a lifetime tailgate. After months of planning, communication, and what ifs........ It's happening. 90s tailgate...... meet CREWZERS REUNION!!!!!!!!! Tailgate lot followed by Nordecke. Let's go!!!!!!!! #Crew96

Hola Amigos, We need 20-25 folks to help with a traveling banner the Crew are unveiling for Lord Guillermo. The banner travel between 132-144. It will be moved by our volunteers and fans. We want to kick off the banner around 7:37 pm tmrw. Meet at the Nordecke closet at 7pm if interested! Gracias!

One more ticket and we're sold out!! #crew96 nordecke.com/shop/tickets...

The joys of Arcanum Ohio. Village administrator is also a police officer. I got pulled over for running a yellow light that turned yellow after I was in the intersection. Shortly after a positive officer came to our house with a notice saying we had to make thousands of dollars in sidewalk repairs.

Tomorrow

See you all Wednesday! #crew96

Some of my amigos around the league are getting surprises with their shipments of NEAT t-shirts. Tell your friends about @supportersupply.co When in doubt, we do cool shit. ✊

The NEAT shirt that we made for the #Crew96 game on Saturday kinda took off around the league. So we made one that comes in every color, so that every fan of every team in MLS can show how they like their drinks. Neat. With NO ICE. ✊ www.supportersupply.co/product/neat...

Shout out to @supportersupply.co for making a really NEAT shirt on very short notice. #crew96

This Saturday!! Should be a NEAT time.

If everything is wrong than nothing is wrong. It gets hard to take someone seriously if everything is always a complaint.

Some yellow shirt ideas: 1) Wear one of the Crew giveaways. 2) Wear one of your own old shirts you're ready to retire. 3) Grab a shirt from @supportersupply.co. 4) Check Goodwill, Walmart, Amazon, etc. for a basic cheap yellow shirt. It doesn't have to be a Crew shirt. #Crew96

Come join us for Promdecke this Saturday! nordecke.com/product-cate...

Teaching my youngest how to drive a manual today. She'll be the only one in her class with this skill.

Tickets are going fast, yall. Grab yours for Saturday now!

Last year, we had a high energy and loud home match that actually had mostly Crew supporters. This year..... yuck. Guessing ownership got the cash grab they wanted, though. What could have been if this was a home match. #Crew96

The stupid & generic C logo makes more sense now. It was the plan all along. Both Columbus and Cleveland start with a C. It's the ultimate super villain move by ownership. #crew96

How do you throw away a trash bin? Maybe just a sign?

We have an actual home match IN COLUMBUS this weekend. Come support your boys locally. #crew96

2 things the FO could do to say sorry. 1) Apologize for Cleveland and say it'll never happen again. 2) State you will learn from this by respecting your roots. Announce you will put in work to gain back trust and will therefore go back to our original hard working crest. #Crew96

I have an extra Nordecke ticket available today. Free to a new fan. #crew96

Limited tickets remain in Nordecke for NYCFC. #CREW96 nordecke.com/shop/tickets...

Suck it. www.yahoo.com/news/tens-th...

Vance looked like he was about to start crying while getting fact checked.

I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick, but one of the worst things about living in a small town is the inability to run a quick errand. Need to drop off dry cleaning? Prepare for a convo about how the hs basketball team is doing. Need to pick up meds? It's weather time.

Never in my lifetime have I seen American workers get attacked like this before.

People are being fired for performance who are still in training. People are being fired with perfect performance reviews. Don't believe the lies being spread about this being about government waste.

We're living in the darkest timeline.

My heart goes out to everyone being illegally fired today.

My oldest is taking her drivers test right now. When ppl tell you it goes fast, they mean it.

Imagine you have a sink with dirty dishes to the ceiling. It's your role to wash them. Your spouse comes in and says they may replace all those dishes later today. Or, they may divorce you & take all the dishes with them. How motivated will you be to wash them? I feel for every fed employee today.

Animal Crossing/Valentine's Day collaboration.

The missed holding calls..... woof

This speech is uncomfortable.

Tennessee has to have by far the worst fight song in sports. Really glad it hasn't been played much. Also, that reporter they stuck on their sideline has to have the worst voice in sports.

If The Crew is super committed to giving fans the middle finger with this dumbass Cleveland match, maybe do us a favor in return and fix the dumbass crest. #crew96

I don't think he likes Tyson's legs.

I was thinking about what should be my first post here. I couldn't think of anything more appropriate than.... who you all got? Tyson or Paul?