@michaelburns.bsky.social Hey I'm not on twitter, so can't respond there, but I'd be down. Not quite to tell you why they are trash, but more too explain terms like Plastic paddy or West Brit and the concept of what culture are you connecting with?

Before the war I was a professor, a provider, and a builder of dreams. Now I lost my jop and My dream😓💔 Above that we have little chance to survive, and any help can make a huge difference in Our life. No one care about us, You are our only hope.. 🙏♥️ gofund.me/ed0a66c6

🎮 SUBATHON & FUNDRAISER! (VIO STYLE)💸 Pokemon Omega Ruby💥 1535/4700 for court (DUE MON) 💖twitch.tv/peganox💖 💖Each sub is 4x plays of the video 💖Raids 8x 💖each dollar donated is a play 💖2x when Peganox sleeps Ko-Fi ☕️🔗ko-fi.com/addirockstar ⬇️⛑️💵💶direct aid 💷💴⛑️⬇️

It was due Friday but I convinced them to give us time citing donations coming across platform and clearing from out of the country… it a temporary hold but we need this victory. I’ve been fighting for this since 2018 for my mom, and now she’s dead and I’m fighting alone since 2022

I'll be doing a charity stream with @lesbianhotsauce.bsky.social tomorrow. Raising money for the LGBT in South Africa and Namibia. Find me at Twitch.tv/celthiccness Find LHS at Twitch.tv/LesbianHotSauce

📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️

America is doing the "I dumped you so you'd win me back. Make me feel special" and china is like "please, I love you, but this is a wendys"

How long before there is an America Town of US migrants in China where they nostalgically buy burgers and deny each other healthcare?

It seems the worse things get the more the myth of them being good wilts. We aren't losing as much materially from the chaos of our world. We are however, losing the hope of the delusion. The idea we lived in a peaceful time of democracy and human rights and all we had to do was vote has died.

Its 5 am and I'm up plotting the anxieties of the future. Very 2025.

wow look at all of these better alternatives to Adobe that exist ask me about Pixelart programs if interested in that aspect specifically because you *definitely* don't need PS for that, lol

Hey y'all, tomorrow we will be hosting a memorial stream for our comrade EchoWaves, tune in as we remember who she was and raise money for the P.C.R.F in her honour March 22nd, 10AM Pacific/1PM Eastern

HOPE THIS ARTWORK TURNS HEADS!! Me & my fam been living a nightmare for 3 days straight—Israhell back at it with the genocide. Bombs ain’t stopped, 500+ gone, and no aid trucks for 20 days. Tomorrow, I gotta risk it and head out for food & basics, so pls chip in ASAP and REPOST!🙏 ko-fi.com/itslayla

Foxdei is that anything

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

I know usually we aren't meant to care about what adults do in their own home, but my neighbour... Is unironically jamming out to imagine dragons.

@aoc.bsky.social I know I'm a small, independent content creator, but I'm going to be streaming until senate offices open to direct a mass call-in of senate offices to demand they hold the line. If you want to come on anytime tonight, you are more than welcome.

People be like "Fuck reading". Then instead of reading a book, they post takes and get death threats. Then spend 6 months having their take broken down in threads until they've read 9 books worth of discourse, but in debate format.

Ozymandias, you think we look upon your works and despair? No. We now know that if we invented time travel we'd turn it into a cruise. We'd sell the past as NFTs and if this was dangerous and could kill us all, We'd sell time vandalism credits. I look upon our works and yawn in horror.

New fad: stone-written sexts Nothings says nice tits like a 5lb brick with nice tits etched into it.

Gavin Newsom in talks with the riverman of hell about a return trip for thatcher. Should be episode 6: unions and welfare reform. Might also touch on how to deal with peaceful protests using her “let them die” tactic.

People say 9/10 dentists recommend pussy or whatever. But what about other jobs? Like 5/7 bus drivers recommend inception Or 8/10 chefs recommend a dip Or 0/10 cops recommend familiarising yourself with their role historically and the concept of human rights.

I want a partner who plays rimworld and dwarf fortress and then talks in their sleep so I can listen to it like a somnocast. Cause I can’t figure out how to play those games or stop thinking about them

hasCarpet is real and I'm tired of us pretending we don't see it. Here is a handy guide for seeing the truth. Stay vigilant, Stay woke.

Been working on emotes these last two months - here are some I made for my friend BillBoneless! Check them out on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/billboneless

Some more Emotes! I got to do a wave and nodders for Neuroriot - check them out on twitch! Also got to make a raid emote for Cinemarxism

The increased the video length, but they’ve done nothing about girth

So wait, after years of Teslas bursting into flames on their own I’m now supposed to believe that people “have started burning them”? Okay, sure. Sounds real. And Luigi did it. And Epstein killed himself.

Some say, "Friends are the people who know the music of farts you were too scared to let out"

Does anyone else eat uncooked noodles for the crunch?

After randomly trying every so often -- to miserable efforts -- AI wrote a good joke: "Name your cover album books so no one can judge books by the covers". Its not great, but its usually outings are like: My phone’s screen cracked, so I told it a bedtime story. Now it has too many broken dreams

Why does Alex Jones look like a Command and Conquer defeat screen?

I take my marching orders from minorities. If I see something is bothering them I listen. Something that a person might have to study or intellectualize they just experience. Thats the power of a lived experience. Its not valued enough in our society.

This would kill at a strap-on only jenga tournament

Liberals, in a genius move, have decided to own the hogs. Yes, the hogs who foolishly called Biden a Communist for everything he did. Now, the liberals, are calling Trump a communist. Everyone knows, the way to beat fascism, is to just copy it as much as possible.

Someone should make their own conlang and then post skeets in a private language

People judge celebrities for promoting events in places like Qatar, you should now judge people for promoting Israel, the United States, and the United Kingdom. Just be consistent.

IF U SEE THIS, PLS REPOST!! 🤍 Still tryna keep my education going despite everything in Gaza, but donations are super slow. I can only get my dental tools & pay tuition with y’all’s support!! Almost 250£ left to reach my short goal of 2500£! Anything helps, even just £5🙏 chuffed.org/project/layl...

Two questions: Why would you catch this? just let it happen. and why can't it be my account?

Questions science is too scared to answer: Does space travel's low gravity increase the risk of testicular torsion?

So, found out I got added to some labels and lists. First, shitty takes on Ukraine. Wild, I don't talk about Ukraine. Secondly, someone labeled me "disinfo" and "disruptive". Well, turns out the Bot for labeling auto labels you if you've got them blocked. So, I check the admin:

I've always been a bit of an "indoor kid". The kind of kid grownups judged for being too bookish, too into gaming, too online (when that became a thing). I never grew out of it. I'm an indoor adult too. Consistently, I've had people devalue my preferences, relationships, and media consumption.

Commodity fetishism is when you're buysexual

You could make a letterbox account for a lot of historical figures real easy. Like what films did Jesus watch? Genghis Khan?

The Olympics are cowards. Throwing a ball. Wow, real impressive. How about you see who can inflate a balloon with a fart the most? Let’s push humans to their limit. 15 litres of ass gas without shutting yourself rarely goes rewarding. I’m colon fracking at a peak human level without a sponsor.

The fact Ireland hasn’t legalised weed and I have to live through this timeline sober is cruel and unusual