ruff 🐶

fcf

tfwy stay up so late that your housemate is waking up and getting ready to go to work

Let’s see you at 21 - great that this reminded me that I turned 21 - checks notes - 15 YEARS AGO WHAT 😵😵😵

hope you're all getting through the week well. Dad loves you 🐾🐾

"we want to buy your house for [low-ball offer] in CASH!" oh no, no.. just no... if you wanna buy my house in cash then you're gonna (a) pay off the mortgage and (b) pay me enough cash to buy another house

another day, another nude

hey all you barn animals 🐽

ai generated slop is so rampant now that I just generally don't believe anything on fb is even real anymore. like someone will show me a clip of something on their phone and all I can think is "this probably isn't even real why are you wasting my time with this"

arts and crafts stores need to stop spraying these nasty cinnamon and pumpkin spice sprays during the holidays 🤢🤮

my balls have felt so full so much lately, no matter how much I empty them they still feel so heavy and full and need release 😩

heavy 🥚🥚

Strapped in and ready to go For @flakemute.bsky.social

I really love watching folks enjoy their kinks and fetishes regardless of whether it makes me hard or whether I'm even attracted to them. I find it extremely wholesome to see ppl embracing their identities.

fcf

hey bro check out my butthole

stinky ☺️

laughing at this episode of x-files set in North Florida - bc immediately in the first scene I can tell it's filmed in Canada. there is basically no time of year in a Florida forest that you would ever have any reason to wear layers of jackets and long pants... also the flora is all wayyyy off lmao

what's an appropriate waiting period to give independent sellers on resale sites to ship your purchase? I've given this dude 7 full days so far to ship the package. USPS status is they're waiting on the package from him.

tuesday

whoever is being paid to create the Netflix user interface needs to be fired

all these posts about fresh snowfall and I'm over here in Florida like

I do this thing where I behave like an excited dog any time anyone walks through the front door

non-kink friend rubs my head, "hey... puppy? idk how the pronouns work for that stuff" was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶

I really like the idea of being chastity locked by a bottom so they would keep me all pent up and unlock me to use me as their personal fuck machine

hubby asked me to find an old show for him. I found it on internet archive and it's ai upscaled from 480p to 1080p. so I download the files provided and they're all 480p containers... I found a regular dvd copy separately and it's higher quality than this crap they decided to archive...

fcf

no one: my brain: 🎶*OG Gameboy Monopoly menu music*🎶

*turns on the Thanksgiving day parade* [marching bands playing Christmas music] *turns off the Thanksgiving day parade* *turns on "The Addams Family Values"*

big huge bellies make my penis so hard 😩😩😩

jiggle physics - hump day edition

tummeh! :3

my balls smell amaaazing rn 🐽

Happy Halloween or whatever.

a very musky monday to you all 🐽

Non-furry gays keep asking if I have instagram, nah man I have Bluesky I want you to see my penis

Someone put me on my back, hold my legs up and out and then go wild on my hole.

It’s Jonathan’s birthday! As always, Boruk brings him plenty of seeds, maybe hoping to fertilize the rugby player someday 😄 I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social Thank you very much Gron 💚

I get so excited about mundane electronics like high speed USB cables and elbow joints

Morning, Noon & Night in Woofia

I may be tall but my torso is probably shorter than yours so if I was sitting next to you i would look shorter than you. example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me

☕🐻

Life over 30: I made a lot of effort in bad posture and now my back hurts

omg this puzzle is wild! there is a unique daily solution for 7 years and then it repeats.

Life over 30: I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and now my back is out

🥎ball!!!! #pup

Life over 30: I remembered something embarrassing from two decades ago and now I’m dwelling on it all day

Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason

It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess. An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social