if we lived in a good world id have grabbable horns and a crocodilian tail and fangs and a few accessory scales au ra are so ridiculously gender that i almost regret playing a viera, if i get back into ffxiv next year i might convert my viera to an au ra

my personal headcanon for black swan is she goes on cute dates with acheron, while anything romantic with constance involves the memoria equivalent of trying to get her to go through a metal detector first, and she likes march but loves evernight in a highly masochistic way

they really were like "black swan is the designated toxic yuri character" huh

my son came home today

black swan topping the dahlia but then getting leg locked and flashbanged with a memory of knocking her up and paying child support for their memosprite

‘my wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better’ ‘hunting my wife for sport…’ ‘I’ll get really hard if you do that’ most normal relationshipb

trying to build muscle endurance bc my partner started doing endurance sets, but i attempted dumbbell shoulder presses (fifteen with 15 lbs dumbbells) and got so dizzy by the end i couldnt see my pc screen i think ive needed to work on this for a hhile and jumped into the deep end a bit TwT

suddenly my name is herta

Trash horror night is officially out! You can grab the full 28 full-color page release plus extra non-canon alt version at teamdeaddeer.itch.io/trash-horror... More pages tomorrow! #lewdtomato #FreakFantome #nsffwy

Trash horror night (5-6\28) Average girls night situation. Full 28 page release at teamdeaddeer.itch.io/trash-horror... More pages tomorrow! #Lewdtomato #FreakFantome #nsffwy

POV: The gala was advertised to have a huge buffet. Commission for @lilyshirohana.bsky.social !

sith apprentice: i know all about your tricks, jedi. this "force feminization" can never work on me

summoning ritual

everyone's new favorite girl Beat

The trio #HonkaiImpact3rd

the trio once again I luv them #HonkaiImpact3rd

couple reposts ago but I wish Herta owned ME.

everyone is so mean to her...

gamer pup [ #hsr #nsfw ]

Official art update.

lrt I am just pretending the men in them are not men because the women are far too hot NOT to repost.

#Hysilens #HonkaiStarrail #NSFW

Herta

Caesar King

Yidhari

The Herta

I love that orphie one so much Always treat dragon girls with lots of love and also insane heavy ball slapping sex

Orphie

energy drinks are so weird because it doesnt seem like something you get hooked to, but every day i dont plan on having one, im constantly tempted to find an excuse or valid reason to have one i grew up surrounded by addicts of much worse, so its so odd to be hooked on something so mundane

genshin if it was [size diff] #Xiyalicious

writing sparkle x acheron smut is such a weird experience because the two things im trying to keep in mind are 'write everything meaningful and vivid' and 'write everything faded and meaningless' depending on perspective acherons was easier and now im suffering writing sparkles pov

woke up after five hours and was possessed by smut writing impulse, tried to return to sleep and instead wrote 90% of it in my head, i know what i must do now

Fried Pollock Spaghetti. Very enjoyable. Seasoned with salt, pepper, and garlic&pepper. Nothing super fancy but it is nice.

Progress report: Pasta is boiling well, fish is in the airfryer.

Making dinner for myself again. Trying to make a fish & pasta dish. Will show final result.

Im self undiagnosing theres nothing wrong with me ❤️

[ s y n t h e t i c ] vol. 2 // service units

Cuckfly, Cuckeron Hunter. I will not elaborate. Thank you.

absolute legend. one of those cases where the amount of work he did was so vast you 'had' have heard the guy at least once, just take a peek at his catalog. fly high, doktor

…I also made dinner. It’s a meal I started to get into while working out and it’s become comfort meal at this point. Fried Pollock and brusselsprouts.

Made my first smoothie- strawberry and banana. I look forward to making more with different fruits…maybe peaches.

what an interesting reddit

Zani overtime! ✨💦🍑

suggestion box [November]: Belle x Yidhari

a real mei enjoyer

convincing myself it's normal to want to be like Acheron and Raiden Mei and to have their hairstyles and personalities...

get you a girl who wakes you up by sucking your cock and wont stop even when youre squirming and begging (thats why I hornypost cause it makes her jealous and then she fucks me harder hehe ;3)

Been wearing this cute soft light blue camisole I got as a hand-me-down from mom and it's a little small but also so comfy and accentuates my curves and pudge in such a cute way. I think more fat girls should be wearing camisoles. If you achieve nothing else in 2025 that's okay but you gotta try it!