This week off I am determined to get the shiny charm in USUM and hunt my favs fr 💪🤓

Thinking about the guy on Hinge in the states who liked me and sent the message “Europeans 🥵” cause like, king that’s a wide net to cast 🫵🤨

Wearing shorts to the gym in this weather is going to be a very short lived experience

im wearing a jersey so this counts as being masc

Getting sick this close to my week off work is biblical levels of evil 😔🫃

Supportive friends >>> ❤️☺️

“I don’t kiss and tell” okay can you film it then or

Gay obama be like: uhhh let me fuck that twink

I do indeed do that 👉👈

Gave myself 2 haircuts :3

The loyal instagram story likes seemed to enjoy this ☺️🫃

Also single a year now and that’s… fun 🤭🫃

It’s cold so I need a furry ass to bury my face in… for warmth 🤤🤭

I LOVE being on the company TikTok and Instagram sooooooo much

Straight guys! For every woman that doesn’t want you, there is a gay guy that will beat your fucking ass, like straight up kill you, like pulverize your skull into dust, li

For the low low price of a mid to long term commitment, you too can enjoy this POV:

Let my friends bring me to the gym for the first time in a year and I’ve been hobbling around because the day I joined them was their leg day 🥺😔

Upside of my shower being broken: my parents one gets better lighting 🙂‍↕️🫰

If you have a hangover it’s bc you let evil into your heart last night via a latex covered twink painted as the devil

Which of my two re-used costumes are we feeling more?

No strings or wires, I can just do this 🤷

I love his silly little lies 🫵❤️

Do NOT post a fake 1 year anniversary post with the friend people think you’re dating, coworkers are gonna start liking it unironically 🫩

Watching a man buy a pumpkin carving kit and olive oil, I LOVE retail 🙂‍↕️👉🎃

My shifts are more on/off than my clothes at this rate 🪷✨

To this day, I will never forget having to watch this air at age 19 air on RTE 🙃

Lowkey glad I went on national TV looking like this so I always have a “Before” photo ✨👉👈✨

Need wiener from a man who’s good at modded Minecraft 😔

Was up at 4am to be in a training video for work about bananas, I fear I was typecast 🤨

Played around with bleaching parts of my hair and now I’ve a ginger streak 😔

Sometimes a hookup has a nicer mirror setup, taking notes 🙂‍↕️✍️

“men used to go to war” well I like to hang out on my couch. did men used to do that

Need someone to at least help me replace the mirror and take these pictures instead 👀📸

Save me cute nerdy mans ass, save me 🫵🥺

hi blueksy im back

Coworkers asking if me and my work crush are dating? I fear my flirting is not as subtle as I thought 🥺

I swear I do more than just take shower after shower ☝️😶‍🌫️

Underwear may be too small 🥴

And with that I need to wash my face a second time tonight 😔💦

nerdy boys who are lowkey freaks >>>

The temperature drops a whole 2° and my brain tells me to start hunting for a man to heat up my bed for the coming months 🕵️👀

Boredom led to an eyebrow slit 🙂🙃

Need something to do on this dreary day in Dublin ☔️🥴

Need butt on my face ASAP 🙂‍↕️

Sailor Goon

Prepared to die on the hill that mint milkshakes are good and do NOT taste like toothpaste 😔

Long time no see (me nude in the bathroom) 🚿🥴

I’m gonna touch my thang for my own benefit

It would appear the more my friends drag me out of the house to do things the less time I have to be naked and take photos, shocking if true 🤨

I fear the snail mucous face masks worked too nicely 🥴🐌