So this happened last night. New favorite girl group unlocked.

I love Kelsea Ballerini and girlhood and glitter and sparkles and healing journeys.

12 d’s on a post when she knows we’re lunatics is WILD. TS12?!

View for Kelsea

I was on hold for over 5 hours with my loan servicer and never got help. The system is rigged against us from all angles.

I have been on hold with my loan serviced for 2.5 hours. WHY DO THEY HATE US?!

I really enjoy my post-work dissociation time.

@marenmorris.bsky.social is up so something and I AM SO EXCITED.

My ideal style: goth ballerina meets Meghan Markle.

Somehow I’ve ended up on outraged broadway fan TikTok, and gosh I love it there so much.

Just call me Mirrorball Meg because that song sounds like Taylor read my diary. 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m too nosy for this. I need to know what all she has recorded that we didn’t know was being recorded. There is a vault of eras tour performances and I want inside 😭

I’d like to complain to a manager. Why does time move faster on weekends??

Why yes I did buy myself an eras tour poncho.

Anytime someone tries to interact with me all I want to do is hiss.

Feral girl spring. Let’s go girls!!!

Rachel Zegler is in fact a princess and deserves so much better than the treatment she receives. Leave her alone!!!

If you love sparkles and makeup, I highly recommend you try half magic beauty. No one is making glittery makeup like they are.

I wonder it’s like to be born with chill.

It is okay to admit you were wrong and that you have changed your mind or opinion about things.

I just really would have made a great wife of convenience.

Chappell really said I’m going to keep these bitches on their toes and defy all expectations in the best way possible.

Where have all the divas gone?! We are losing recipes!!

It’s honestly so rude how clips of Buffy and Angel still emotionally wreck me. LET THEM HAVE A HAPPY LIFE YOU COWARDS.

I hope one day I am as fabulous as Bernadette Peters.

the absolute most charitable thing you can say about a lot of democratic lawmakers is that they want to hold onto a political order that no longer exists

Products empties and my verdicts: I liked the L’Oréal bond repair pre shampoo. I’ll probably buy it again, but I’m not in a rush. The Elizavecca protein treatment is AMAZING. IT MAKES MY HAIR SO SOFT. I love it. The naturium hyaluronic body wash is really nice. The pump is fantastic.

I love when people share the empties of products they use. I have no one to share with, so I’m doing it here. Lol.

I’m a Taylor Swift sun, Maren Morris moon and Olivia Rodrigo rising. The girls that get it get it.

I’m an anxiety sun, depression moon and older sister rising.

I do think a @marenmorris.bsky.social concert would solve all my problems right now.

I miss blondie and the eras tour and clowning and life before the Cheeto.

I regret to inform you the Summer Fridays and Ole Henriksen lip balms are in fact phenomenal and worth the $$$$.

I just really love when my favorite artists listen to each other’s music. Maren and Kelsea please collab.

Things I think about often: what happened to the band that made Songs About Jane? It is a perfect album. No notes. Did aliens take over Maroon 5?!

🎯🎯🎯

It’s actually such an honor to share a birthday with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 28 years ago I spent my 5th birthday watching the premiere, and tbh that explains everything you need to know about me.

I tried to meet myself for coffee, but we’re both introverts with social anxiety. Of course we both canceled last minute.

Rediscovering my favorite white boy bands who sing in cursive. Makes me feel like I’m in 8th grade again.

The way Swing Swing by the All-American Rejects owned my middle school ass.

MAREN MORRIS ALBUM 4 COMING SOON. THIS WILL BE MY PERSONALITY.

I did not know how much I needed to hear Sterling K. Brown sing a snippet of “For Good” for my mental health but it is MAGIC.

I absolutely need the “lettuce romaine calm” Meghan Markle hat.

For anyone looking for tennis shoes that feel like pillows … the closest I’ve found so far are New Balance 1080s. I’m still testing them, but so far they’re lovely.

My form is business casual includes lots of glitter and lots of bows.

I just want to know where some people find so much audacity. Like is there a store? Can you order it online? I seem to have missed a memo.

Justice for Good Graces. One of my favorites from short n sweet.

Collectively we all need to just banish Casey Anthony from social media. We have enough horrors. We don’t need that too.

trans people exist, have always existed, & will always exist. there is no debate about that. any “scientific” reason that trans people do not exist is fake. the “debate” is whether to treat them like humans or not & our government is deciding to not. & not only that, but to kill them. disgusting.

As an OG Meghan Markle fan, I am delighted with her being back on social media and channeling her Tig days.