I got my Onion InfoWars tote yesterday. One side the logo is rainbow. The other is camo. I was looking at the camo side at the office, and I thought, "Why are there spoons in it?" Then it hit me. Those aren't spoons.

My favorite part of the Onion in print are the "ads."

I'm officially a soldier in the glorious new InfoWars. @theonion.com

One issue with having a degree in Astrophysics is that it often makes sci-fi hard to watch. Case in point - Project Hail Mary. If you have a living fuel source that doubles every 6 hours, why can't you wait (I'll be generous) an extra day, and then have enough fuel for the round trip?

I never thought I would hate Martina Navratilova, but here we are.

An update to my fight to get USA Curling to reverse their trans discriminatory policies and my club to stop hosting discriminatory events. Allies have asked me for a ceasefire in order to try some diplomacy. I am not a diplomat, but I know diplomacy can be a great thing, so I am backing off (1/7)

Even from Barney Frank's deathbed, he's trying to drag trans people down. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

Eight thousand, six hundred, forty-seven. Lock me up.

If you like queer, fantasy romance novels, my good friend will be signing their book this Saturday!

Granite Curling Club sent me a pleasant note on Sunday informing me that that they would call the cops if I set foot on their property during 5 & Under Nationals this week. But don't worry, it's only to ensure that the event is "safe and enjoyable" and not marred by a noisy trans woman.

Good news, everyone! Everything is normal! youtu.be/_3JnwYggnsc?...

I cried. I literally cried. Not from laughter, from joy and justice.

My friends Walter and Elizabeth in 2018.

Just a quick PSA: The entire collection of Peanuts comic strips are available on Humble Bundle for $25. The world needs more Snoopy. www.humblebundle.com/books/collec...

I'm going to make a new rule. If you relay a message from a family member I cut ties with almost a decade ago, you are now obligated to relay my response VERBATIM.

Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, Today, on my 48th birthday, I have officially lived 1/3 of my life as myself. In the last 16 years I've been spit at, laughed at, threatened with violence, harassed, fired, denied medical care, forced to use separate bathrooms, and so much more. (1/2)

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think I have an SCP in my backyard.

I probably would never have the money to get a pilot's license, but I just learned that I would never be able to medically qualify, because I have ADD and am medicated for it. That bothers me.

Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, If you were a flavor of potato chip, you'd be "Unsanitary Napkin." #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Today's #USACurling compliment: Dear Dean, I guess this is as good a day as any to end these postcards. Also, in reality, your head is very thin. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

Each Summer Olympics there about 5000 female athletes participating. Each Winter Olympics, about 1500. How many trans women have competed in the Olympics? One. 0.003% of the athletes in the last twenty years. Trans women are about 1% of women. Based on that percentage, you'd expect 332 more.

I think it's important to realize that while the government and the IOC are taking victory laps about how much safer cisgender women will be now that trans women are persecuted, they continuously cover up the molestation and assault of girls and women by their friends. #WeBelong #trans

Hey look! I'm in the paper! #trans #curling #WeBelong www.portlandmercury.com/news/2026/03...

To #lesbian athletes against #trans inclusion: Why do you act like you have stars on your chest? Trans women are underrepresented in sports. Lesbian women are overrepresented. Your gender expression isn't orthodox. THEY. WILL. COME. FOR. YOU. TOO. #WeBelong www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

People don't understand how devastating it is to have an organization to belong to and care about turn its back People think: It's just a sport. You can still play. That's like saying, "Well, there's a 'colored' bathroom for you people. What's there to complain about?" #curling #trans #WeBelong

In this age of cowardice and hypocrisy, I keep coming back to this song: youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?...

A rare sighting of a spine in the wild. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/03/univ...

Note to the internet. Stop forcing me to use emojis. I am an emoticon girl and I always will be! >:C

Hi everyone! I took a break from social media during the Olympics. (Not complete break, but for the most part) I have been still sending out postcards and fighting the good fight against trans discrimination in curling, and I will update you soon.

The most hilarious thing about the Supreme Court striking the tariffs is that if Trump would just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE L, he would be the beneficiary of a better economy he could claim responsibility for later.

Nick Lutsko is coming to Portland on July 18. I think you should go. I'll be there. www.nicklutsko.com #NotSponsored #HesAnArtistThatDeservesMoreAttention

I wanted a set of juggling balls that were really well made so that I could strive for some harder tricks. I bought a set of balls from gballz.com and they are fantastic. But they are going on hiatus because of a family medical issue. They are taking orders until 3/1. #NotSponsored #juggling

There's a guy who works where I do. Different company, same building. Older man. 80 or 81 years old, but he looks like he could easily be 65. He's one of those people who just won the genetic lottery. He's hearty and strong... full of life. He has a Trump 2020 hat at his station. 1/

You need to read this thread. Trust me, you won't want to, but you NEED to. Imagine, for one minute, being denied anti rejection drugs for your transplanted kidney. The terror of every passing minute without them. The panic. The rage. The desperation.

#USACurling insult: Dear Dean, I heard JD Vance led the US Olympic delegation. Did you meet him? Did you tell him you were a good widdle boy, and got wid of all the scawy twannies? Did he give you a nickel? Did he pat your fat widdle head? #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

US Gov't: We care about fairness in sports! That's why trans women can't compete in women's sports! Also US Gov't: We refuse to pay our dues to the World Anti-Doping Agency! www.espn.com/olympics/sto...

"While trans women exhibited higher lean mass than cis women, their physical fitness was comparable. Current evidence is mostly low certainty and has heterogenous quality but does not support theories of inherent athletic advantages for trans women over cis." bjsm.bmj.com/content/earl...

I veeeery cautiously think this is good. Obviously, I don't want DHS to be funded at current levels for a single day, but this 2 week extension separates it from the rest of the government, and should make it easier for Dems to hold the line. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

At least they didn't call her a comedian in this blurb. Probably did in the article, but I'm not gonna read it. I hate the world enough already.

One benefit of sending something by snail mail is when you realize, with horror, that something you wrote could be construed VERY DIFFERENTLY than you intended, you can go to the post office and ask for the mail before it is sent.

Maybe this is controversial, but I firmly believe that if your organization is running or hosting a competition that discriminates against people, your organization is discriminating against those people. That really seems self evident to me, but maybe it's my autistic black-and-white worldview.

I wished I like writing more, because I seem to be OK at it.

Remember, everyone involved with Team USA living their dreams at Milan 2026 had to walk over trans athletes to do it. Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Fathead, About that trip to Italy... YOU'RE WELCOME! Freakin' jerk. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

I went to Club Nationals a few years ago. Biggest curling moment of my life. (1/ )

It's starting to dawn on me that the next 30 days may be the most difficult of my life so far. All these people benefiting from my sport, my community selling people like me out. I can't stand it. I just can't stand it.

Today we hit the century mark. Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, 100 postcards, $61 in postage, and the message is still the same: Stop being cowards and stand up for your professed values, or absent that, own your craven lack of values. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench

The two things I hate most in the world is cowardice and hypocrisy. It has been a bumper crop in the past year.

I'm an emotional person. I've been that way my whole life. I am no stranger to intense anger. That said, my current level of anger at so many things is beyond anything I've ever experienced. I'm at somewhat-concerned-with-my-near-term-health levels of anger.

Get caught up! #USACurling insults: Friday: You are a cup of decaf--a cruel disappointment. Saturday: USA Curling is a Coachella port-a-potty. CHESTRday: UR AYN ANWORTHEE NAYBOR 2 THE TWYNE BAWL!! Monday: You are a bucket of pond scum at the side of a NJ Turnpike #curling #trans #WeBelong

I said something for the very first time this weekend: "If you want me to leave, you're going to have to call the cops." Kind of surprised myself. It was not planned. I said it calmly. It was a lot more liberating than I would have imagined. #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench