Is it okay to steal a joke if you can make it more funny? Not that I would ever steal a joke. Or tell a funny one. 😅

“Would you even want to live in an affordable apartment in 20 years?????”

​(Kool-Aid Man crashes through the wall of the Eternal Rest Funeral Home, sending plaster onto the casket) ​OH Y— (sees the grieving widow. sees the 'In Loving Memory' slideshow) (slowly starts backing out through the jagged hole while trying to hold his breath so his ice cubes don't clink)

Not me seeing "I sold my Tesla" and "I quit Twitter" posts in January 2026. Sorry, but no. You had at least a year, generously. We know where you stand.

When anxiety makes it hard to focus, I look for games that don’t rush me. The Sunday scaries are awful, so playing these calm, gentle and easy to settle into games really helps me ease into a new week 💚 #mentalhealth #cozygames #indiegames #gamesky

Me: Oh, you're looking for the good stuff? The real premium content? ​*opens trench coat to reveal several dozen meticulously organized, slightly warm Tupperware containers of leftover pasta* ​Rigatoni is $5. Carbonara is $8. No lowballers, I know what I have

My insurance wouldn’t cover my surgery so I had to pay out of pocket. The quote I got was for $3000, but then I got a bill for $5200 so I paid it. Then I got another bill from the surgeon, then one for lab work, then one from the anesthesiologist, then another from the hospital… all post surgery.

You make me sick, but I love what we’re doing here. youtu.be/eycOSzDJP2U?...

My brain: “You’re being super negative tonight. Maybe chill out?” Me: “Shut up you stupid moron!” 🧠: “Bruh WTF?”

This one is under 15k and has 90s/00s vibes. youtu.be/aISv7FI8fqM?...

I love finding weird music videos that sound good with sub-10k views on YouTube. Blow this up Bsky! youtu.be/ddyTlJfB5n0?...

I deleted the Little Caesar's app. ​Now there is a man in a laurel wreath standing in my driveway sharpening a pizza cutter. He hasn't moved in twenty minutes. He just keeps whispering "ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ... ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ..." into the wind

Tables! At the drivers ed! (IYKYK)

So my plan ended spectacularly because I didn't spend enough money to test the TB4/USB4 eGPU. I'm going to RMA what I can and consider this a learning experience. 🤣

hi I draw slice of life🪴 #PortfolioDay

New phone is here and I am worried it’s too big. Thanks Apple! 🤣

So it’s okay to like Dilbert again right? Cause the cartoon was one of my favorites and the comic strip was a big part of my early cubicle working years.

Decided to go all in on eGPUs this year and finally getting some real data out of them. I built 2 different test benches with 3 different GPUs and 2 different eGPUs. I've barely even started recording data, but once I'm done I'll probably turn it into a video + blog post for anybody who cares.

All sing, no song.

Lexxy Lexapro at your service.

For every awful thing they do, I see so many people coming together in their communities to feed, care for, protect, share resources, teach, shelter, gather, celebrate, uplift & support one another. Those are the things that keep me going.

Order was uncancelled. Payment was stopped but the phone already shipped so we had them unstop the payment.

Never mind, order got cancelled. Oh well. 🥲

Oh yeah, retail therapy giving me the dopamine my brain needs and the new iPhone 17 that I don’t. 🤣

I am not overthinking things. If anything, you're underthinking things

I guess I should buy a new phone cause I don’t know what else to do. I can’t do anything fun or productive or distracting because my wife might wake up soon.

How??? Just how????

My kinda drive by.

Resisting the urge to be productive today. Might go watch TV or go back to bed. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with myself. 😩

I used to worry about what people think about me. Now I worry about people thinking about me.

They should make a new law where if you take somebody’s life you personally inherit their debts. I wonder if that would cause rich people to be more kind?

This is going to be my 2026 resolution. No more projects, no more spending money on pointless stuff. Just going to hoard my allowance and play video games maybe?

I’m too ambitious and cannot stop myself from building or creating things. My projects seem to consume me and make those around me unhappy. I need to stop and accept the idea of having no drive or will to better myself or the world like most people seem to have. Maybe I need less hope?

no new pics, where are you mentally

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Feels crazy that a year ago I barely understood dev, and now I'm supporting 3 projects that are used by hundreds of users in the roleplay community. And now I'm supporting a text to speech bot that's available to a much broader audience. check out Groupie for tts today discord.com/oauth2/autho...

This is art!!!!

In the past 3 days I bought 3 GPUs, 2 CPUs, and 2 motherboards so I can play with them and maybe make YouTube videos with them. What am I doing with my life? 😅

I’d pay an irresponsible amount of money for an entire album of this. youtu.be/l_ulVpYs6vg?...

Money buy drugs??? youtu.be/mZ4Mv8qnpOM?...

kira bear made another! are you ready for our ai overlords? 🔗 bio

Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring

Alright, this bitch is ready. I hope you all have a safe and fun night tonight! I love y’all! Happy New Year! 🩷

Doing a little stream where I unbox a special Christmas present from @thatbrenna.bsky.social!!!! www.twitch.tv/ir_kujoe

Looking for feedback. I've built a site that cycles through art every 2 seconds to help you find inspiration fast. Once an image catches your eye, pause and click to go straight to the artist’s own website. The goal: zero user retention and maximum traffic for creators. Thoughts? Ideas? art2s.com

Thinking of building a gaming PC because eGPU setups don’t work too well on Linux. My RTX 3070 should be good enough for the games I play and I think I have a case and PSU, also plenty of NVMe drives so I just need a CPU, mobo, and RAM. 😅

Heading home from surgery. Doing very good. 👍

I’m emotionally numb right now. One of my best friendships in years is over and I made the choice to be the bad guy and end it. I always knew I had the potential to be a horrible person, but seeing it first hand kinda stings a lot. Going into surgery today with a less than positive attitude sucks.

Can’t wait to schedule my next tattoo (a succubus pinup)! My current tattoos: