'It's the most inconvenient time of the week'..... to drop a @wordpress.org update, but here we are. #Upward #Onward 🖥️🖱️🖲️🎅 wordpress.org/download/rel...

I am not @JaxsonDart, rookie quarterback for the @NYGiants. But if I was, I would have IMMEDIATELY changed my middle name to either ‘Poisonous’, ‘Lethal’, or ‘Blow’ as a teenager. Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯

A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.

Bowling for Dollars 2025

I could have been America’s favorite game show host.

Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊

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I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!

Via #Sora. Inspired by 80-90s era Ray Adams. Shoutout to @junglelawgroup for keeping it weird.

On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘

@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️

We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘

The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote! Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏 vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se... vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...

Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵‍💫🛜

Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘

This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨 youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY

What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊

All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them

Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC! Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘 vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best... vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...

A fun trip down "memory lane" for a new client. Those darn Kansas laws made having an adult beverage on a Sunday at KU required planning. 👇🍺🥃🍷 grandliquorks.com/a-look-back-...

It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵🪏

And the website design of the year award in the Greater Kansas City area goes to....@Atlas9! Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘 atlas9.com?windows=welc...

This Ravens - Bills game was not your average rich gladiators simulating combat exhibition. Wow.

The Sunday night research session for a new client web design project just got weird, but fun. (⊙_⊙)？

I’ve been waitin’ all post-season (for a new theme song) for Sunday niiiiiiiight……

I don’t recall seeing a KU Football team this good, except for when I was hallucinating in college. #RockChalk 🫵💥👊

Early bird gets the #RedFriday flags for Web Force clients: Year 4! #ChiefsKingdom 🤘🪄🏈

Ah, shucks, KC! Thank you for nominating Web Force KC in not one, but TWO categories this year in @ThePitchKC's #BestOfKC 2025! Click the links to vote, and cheers! 🙏🥂🤘👇 vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se... vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...

IT'S A GIRL! Please welcome the newest member of the Web Force KC and B.F.i. Team, Miss Fitt! Along with the #TrulyOutrageous Jem, Miss Fitt's ebony elegance will bring a softer, more seductive tone to the otherwise brash bravdo. Shoutout to #JemAndTheHolograms and @stevevai.bsky.social , as well.🎸◼️

"Hit me with those laser beams....." Coming soon! 🤘👇

All new Web Force KC fall ‘test’ merch has just arrived, and there is more to come!🤘👊💥

CHEERS to Helen, and the staff of @QuinnsLaundry for taking amazing care of my favorite jerseys! (Some of them hadn’t been washed in ‘several’ years.) JEERS to the rando social media weirdo who prophesized that washing my jerseys would jinx a team(s). #ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk #FountainsUp 👍🙂‍↕️🫡

Thank you, Taylor and Travis. The world may not know it yet, but your engagement announcement has clearly brought back the common sense Cracker Barrel so badly needed. 👍❤️🛼🛢️

I think I may have a FANTASTIC wedding invitation design AND catering idea for your wedding, Taylor and Travis! ❤️💥👇💍 Hit me up.

This isn’t TS12.

I love you, @SteveVai, but my god your guitars are hard to restring and tune. 🎵 🎸🤘

Fantasy Heads Up 7up League.

Business Owner: “We don’t want our brand name to offend anyone’s religion, but we want it to be fun…” Marketing: “Say no more, fam.” #SinWeek

The summer intern days are winding down. 😒 She will be undoubtedly be missed, and has exceeded all of our expectations….by light years. We may be seeking a new fall/winter SEO apprentice (spoken in the Emperor’s voice). #InternsForInternets 💻⌨️👾⚡️

To anyone that experienced my somewhat abrupt and/or overly-aggressive, and downright grouchy demeanor today, please know that I feel like this every day. I simply did not have the restraint or patience to contain and control it today. Anyway, have a great weekend! #TGIF #onwardandupward 🎆☠️

The “intern” opted for Bob Barker era Price Is Right as our background noise today.

I hope you are having a happy Hump Day! 🐫🐋🚚 youtu.be/EQaq2tt8YxI?...

Hero. youtu.be/IPIPuxaOkUA?...

Ah, that freefall feeling of migrating a website to a new server on a Monday evening…..👊🚨

I didn’t have “Dancing With Sharks” on my 2025 bingo card, yet here we are. #SharkWeek 🦈

Contemplating getting these shirts printed......

The @cnn-news.bsky.social @cnn.com “LiveAid”documentary makes you really think about why you weren’t making global benefit super group songs about Ethiopia and Christmas in last final month of 1984. At the time, my band was called “Caustic Sex.” 🤘 We didn’t have cable in rural Cass County, MO?!

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