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Being a truth, teller is some of the craziest crap. People hate you and blame you but once you move out the way, the community is still crashing and burning and it still don’t have shit to do with you.

I feel like at a certain point if all you do is get drunk and party with your friends and you’re over 35 you need to reevaluate your life. And some of y’all wonder why some of us don’t ever wanna hang out because we like to create and do shit with our friends, not just waste away

Y’all be thinking that friends or people you hang out with and get drunk and do drugs with not realizing that those people are nothing but time waster. That is all.

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Uncomfortable truths. And evolved information that people aren’t ready to hear yet.

somebody told me last night that they didn’t know that they should wear a costume!! They literally said they did not know it was gonna be a costume party !! They better be glad they were being a good trick and tipping me because my Virgo sarcasm was literally itching to say something smart ass

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Black culture is the only culture that y’all use as part of your culture without acknowledgment. And actually, you use it with a sense of arrogance like it’s yours !

I come from people who get involved when other people do fuck shit. Y’all come from people who just wanna be friends with everybody want to take the middle road and never get involved because they’re too scared of not being liked. We are not the fucking same.

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Instagram has been wrong. Their fat phobic Trans phobic Ageism Colorism Racist, etc. So Them sharing your location and They are literally a evil app. Are you surprised? Dei Was just as fucked up, but I didn’t really care ?!

I’m my own pimp and bottom bitch

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Question how many people when you have to deal with AI customer service situations… How many people actually take the time to fill out the survey afterwards and tell him how horrible the service was and that they wanna talk to a human? And that they would rather give a human a job??

You know you’re white when you care more about old ass, Ozzy Osbourne who’s done how many goddamn drug drugs and snorted ants you care more about him passing away at a ripe old age. But not Theo Huxtable, who drowned unexpectedly at 50. Just saying

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

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Doggie duty

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At this point in my life, I’m really working on cultivating real authentic friendships of people who love me just as much as I love them. So this year a lot of people are either gonna fuck with me or not and I don’t give a shit.

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You’re learning how to finally speak up and advocate for yourself. I’m learning how to pick and choose my battles. We are not the same.

If you’re only black friends are self deprecating Black people who don’t really like other Black people who don’t support their culture who all they do is suck your ass cause finally somebody that is not. Black likes them love them except them. You don’t have real black friends.

Did you get your ticket yet? There are only 8 live tickets and 14 virtual tickets.

Also if u tailgate and don’t use ur blinker are u really surprised when ur ass gets into an accident

Did you know that a signal change aka blinker. Actually is a ASK to get over not a demand?? Dis u know that

I only wanna be in rooms where I’m celebrated not just tolerated

I don’t know if people know this, but not all strippers dance alike. And if you’re copying somebody else stripper aesthetic, you don’t understand the essence of the fucking goddamn art form.

It’s very interesting when the universe takes people out of your life. And you reconnect with them you’re always reminded why the fuck you didn’t fuck with them in the first place. There’s some trash ass people out there and they got so much mental shit they need to correct.

I am starting to learn that my time is more valuable than anything else. And how I spend my time is critical and essential. No longer Will people who don’t value me take up a lot of my time. Never again.

Birds of a feather flock together And you seriously think ur nit a shitty person but you hang out with shit

Some of y’all are so defensive without even looking at yourself that you will never change or grow or evolve at all. You’ll just be stagnant and it’s really sad because it’s your own fucking fault.

And yep, it’s obvious that most of y’all have never been in a real argument real fight real anything. Because you think that just because somebody asked a clarifying question that they’re against you bahahahahaah a lot of y’all need to grow up and learn with a real fucking argument really is !!

I am so over most people at this point because most people cannot deal with anything that doesn’t 100% agree with what they think. Heaven forbid anybody should ask a clarification question or anything to help bring about change you think it’s an argument.

And if you’re gonna write a long ass article about something, are you surprised if somebody’s asking questions who wants to be more informed that actually can help uplift your stupid ass article. No, you’re tired. Ass can’t deal with anything because for some reason you got fucking issues..