A search party is not a party! -5yo

Don't touch that there's load bearing cheerios up there

how do you go bankrupt in Monopoly junior??

if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)

4yo "Fight Club! Fight Club!" Mom "WE DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB"

4yo, watching a video on iPad, turns to me, "What's a CeeDee?" 💿💀

"daaad. I broke Ken." *Comes out holding his head*

4yo: Mom, you need to take a 5 because this is not working out.

Did you know, that people born in the year 2000, have debt!?

4yo: Stop it brain! Me: what's your brain doing? 4yo: not amazing things!

"I no longer care! Lick the foam if you want to!"

Me to 3yo: "We don't color on the chair, color the ebola virus instead"

4yo: I'ma a cupcake head and my jammies are my frosting! My head is the cherry! IM PINK

3yo:

What kinda fruit do you want? 4yo: CHIPS

At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman 4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!

4yo: It has a fence!

4yo: It tastes just like Bluey

4yo: ITS TIME TO DIE!

4yo to me: Maybe, when you get a little older, you can go somewhere else!

Give me your skin

I want to kiss you! No you're sticky

I'm not *crazy*. I'm a *Princess*.

You think she wants to be an X-Men for Christmas?

You know what time it is @coestar.live when visiting @conedodger.bsky.social

Time to get skinned! Let's get to boopin

4yo: I want to watch Frank Frank? 4: yeah that one Frank! *Looks* You mean Shrek?

They gone. Now let's have a popsicle

Shut up Dad

I wish we could watch TV forever

How many times did you vacuum the couch today?

Chocolate milk is my favorite time of year

I'm afraid to fart

*Eating lunch that wife lovingly made* Me: Man, that's a whole ass meal! Wife: ...

Don't let the bed bite!

Oh, snap! It's @highmileage.bsky.social 1991 Isuzu Impulse RS in this month's Rock Auto Newsletter. Let's goooo! www.rockauto.com/Newsletter/

Stay in your lane! 4yo: Stay in your horses!

"I'm worried that my happy person emoji will become a bad person emoji."

4yo: I'm a pillow! 4: I don't have feathers Oh, what do you have? 4: Uh, blood in me

Come watch Gabby with me 4: But Gabby isn't your favorite! Ok well then what is my favorite? 4: garage movies.

@linusmediagroup.com I've noticed the following trend of having these 3 tapped holes on super long GPUs. Is this a new standard or something you've noticed? Most of these cards don't even come with anything to take advantage of it, but a standard gpu bracket would be awesome.

4yo: Anxiety! Yay! Anxiety!

*Whispers*: Don't breathe during the show

I'm going to bed now sweet dreams leave a comment and subscribe

The winner of the “Victoria’s Choice” Award for Best Overall Vehicle of 2024 is: The 1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate

me to the air: Hey Google 4yo: Uh, yeah? me: Where is Pinkfong from? 4: Ummm. Michigan?

Why do you have a knife you silly goose?