im thinking evil things

this is what every app with "whimsy" or "microinteractions" feels like when you're actually using it instead of looking at someone else use it

i don't even know what day of the week it is. i thought it was tuesday but the inkopolis news theme is playing in the splatoon lobby

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made a really rushed reference of my character for art fight. i will make a better one when im not in an airport artfight.net/~wiichicken

this is my new oc, Allie! theyre a botanist

in order to bring the spirit of splatfest to more aspects of my life, i came up with the idea of special calls. i don't know what a 10x, 100x, or 333x call would be like though

drawing i made for pride month

This bill is legitimately the thing we've been waiting for. Forcing AI to reveal it's sources would cripple it, because it literally can't comply with the law, because all of it is stolen- they didn't record it Please sign to hasten the bubble popping

We're working on the DNS outage. It's not technical - someone is trying to legally attack us and Namecheap took down the domain. More details later.

article i wrote about how much i hate discord voice channel indicators wiggle.monster/more/archive...

are people pretending that they're going to migrate here again or no because i haven't seen a single person even post their profile

new ocs i just kinda designed on a whim yesterday

3 teenagers have died after attempting the viral "100 Mario Challenge"

my mom named whats and my dad app

#blueskyRespectMoments american psycho sigma gif

i like how when YouTube locks you out of the app because your version is outdated you can't do anything. except you can still watch YouTube shorts

everytime you get a first clear in mario maker nintendo should send you a cent

kinda threatening message if you set a reminder in the past

violence and destruction and stuff like that

welcome to the sky

every website should have a real time counter of the number of posts hidden on some page

one of my mutuals is selling full body comms for $1 and i don't have the heart to tell them

someone probably posted "tip for new bluesky users" and posted their cock and i don't like that

merry holiday from herman <3

are people actually moving here this time or are you pretending to again

using a space heater feels like putting a bomb in your room

as someone who recently became nonbinary, one of the worst things that happens when i tell someone is they ask "are you amab or afab." in my mind, you're basically asking "so what are you REALLY?"

if i can't love myself than i will love others!

when you die a big rock ending appears and if you hit the last note you go to heaven and if you don't you go to hell

my favorite thing about liquid glass is how text boxes look the exact same as buttons and ui elements instead of being distinct

I use the way people treat service workers as a litmus test. I make no exceptions for anyone who fails this test. Same goes for the way people treat animals, actually. If you have impunity to be cruel to other people or animals, and you use it, I view that as an extreme moral failing.

i wish there were actual alternatives for google keep. everything everyone suggests is just a full ass note taking app. i don't want a bunch of formatting features, organizational features, stuff like that. i want a lifestream of my notes with an archive tool and tags. that's all

The whole culture of "don't do this or i will block you" is very odd so me, why are you having a power trip on social media and why do you feel the need that everyone has to think the same way as you

the thing i hate about friend groups is that nobody wants to talk to me when im not talking except the person who invited me. i feel ultimately replaceable

whoa

#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

nobody talks about how toilets work without power. just water. wow.

thank you google

almost everyone i started following was because they had a cool pfp

Windows Mojave (2005; AU) my reimagining of Windows Vista with pre-reset Longhorn and Beta 1 influence

due to the influx of bot messages i've been receiving lately i have to make an announcement

Very cool how the Christian right mobilized a cultural movement built around exposing a nefarious cabal of pedophilia and then as soon as they came to power were like "shut up epstein isnt real also we want to lower the age of consent and GenAI chatbots can simulate a relationship with a minor"

spending over $10 feels like getting shot

whatever.

i need to befriend more perverts

shoutout to everyone who had motivation this artfight because i just cannot find it. ive only done like 3 attacks and i feel so bad =(

some useless lore on that yellow snail: he has an identical twin sister who looks almost exactly like him