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Same as it ever was

american century of humiliation

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot

☑ let KT take a 2-1 lead to give false hope

cowboys | lakers | yankees | maple leafs | man utd | t1 | destiel

himejoshi son or fudanshi daughter

pluribus is interesting. excited to see more

I was at Siscon and everyone hopes you're doing okay and they miss you.

every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

we need an english equivalent of しょうがない that rolls off the tongue as easily as it

i don't want the autistic cyborg girl to learn the meaning of love, is the thing. i want her to live a fulfilling life as an off-putting weirdo.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

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Sketching 🐴 #UmaMusume #ウマ娘

へそだししてくれないかステゴ

grungler cultural victory

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

if you're voting for eric adams, STAY IN LINE

Guys shit I. I dunno what to do. I just got back from a hunting trip with my best friend Dick Cheney and um. You might wanna sit down

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

would you rather have 8 slices of pizza or 16 slices of pizza

i love playing zoroark (the only attacks i used were clutch and terminal period)

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Cam (not so) Little. The Jaguars kicker connects from 68 yards away, a new NFL field goal record:

here's how the blue jays can still win the world series:

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

ORIOLES LEGEND seranthony domínguez

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

this game is absurd

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Trey Yesavage, who famously was pitching to his fellow third graders at recess in Miss Reynolds's class just five months ago, is entering to pitch in Game 7 of the World Series

i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start

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i turned on the game and immediately saw 3 outs mb

it's been 12 years since they changed it but i keep thinking that draven Q autos bleed

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need floppy lop ears so bad