An impossible wish of mine is for JoJo to purchase the masters of her unreleased 3rd album from her old label and then re-record them.

I’m always craving a beefy dad type but my need today is great 😮‍💨

It’s just… like James McAvoy is unfairly attractive, you know?

Help. I have a crush on a catboy YouTuber 😵‍💫

How is an introverted boy supposed to find a boyfriend out here? These dating apps are garbage

An excuse for me not to do homework 😅

She didn’t say fucking yee

If it weren’t finals week, I would be chilling naked in bed for the rest of the day 😭

I demand more gays in high fantasy MOAR GAYS IN HIGH FANTASY and MOAR GAYS IN SPACE. That is all.

Not my most flattering angle but until one of you get me on my back like this, I guess I have to do if myself

Also this was a good workout after a whirlwind of a week. It feels like every company is going through significant layoffs just to fuel corporate greed and here I am still grateful to have a job and happy that some of yall enjoy looking at my sweaty skin.

I’m so sorry yall. I tried getting into Katseye and I haven’t heard a single good song yet. What am I missing?

Front porch 😵‍💫

Good morning folks!

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Thanks so much to pollen for not allowing me a single ounce of meaningful sleep tonight/this morning.🤧🫩

The shiny haul today has been exceptional!!!

Haven’t been doing much in the way of taking care of myself for the past week so today was a struggle but I’m back at it!

“Being against AI art is ableist!” I don’t know, man. There’s like an army of disabled artists out there who say otherwise and think you’re kind of an asshole for dragging them into this

Being woken up at 7:30 so you can blearily go to get a 9V battery because your smoke detector starts chirping right above your head is not a good way to start a Thursday 😑

Remember all those folks from talent competition shows (American Idol, AGT, the Voice) who got pissed at the judges, stormed off, swore at the cameras that they’d get famous on their own? There should be a TV show called “Did Ya?” that follows up with those people to ask them, did ya get famous? 😬

Tornado watch followed by a freeze warning as the temps get lower throughout the day. False Spring strikes again.

I really enjoy watching videos of men cleaning things because by God it’s the least they could do

Kiss it for good luck

Tits out 247

Knocked out by a Benadryl at 7pm, weird fever dreams until 1:30am. Now I would like a man’s chest in my face please 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

Whenever I see Godzilla use hyper-beam I get so giddy. Idk why

Two workouts for the price of one post. A steal.

Damn Walton Goggins got them thangs 🥥🥥

A new semester started today and I already have 15 assignments due this week 🫠

Happy Meteorological Spring sluts!!!!

Completely forgot to post this from like Wednesday I think? It’s been a long week/month/year 😵‍💫

Sometimes I feel bad for having to block folks, especially if they mention they have disabilities. But like, are you seriously going to: 1. Not follow me 2. Not have any posts 3. No profile pic 4. No bio 5. Try to slide into my DMs and immediately ask me for my socials I don’t think so.

Oh I’m gonna get me that angry little green birb

Ian’s chest hair peaking out of his undershirt thooo 🥵

I didn’t realize there was a celebrity villains show let alone 2 seasons of it. But I’m surprised they have booked Law on the show yet. It’s hard to think of a bigger villain than him.

Run from the sun like Draculaaaaah

Also I’m trying to be less of a negative hating ass jaded bitch and some days like today are harder than others for me.

I’ve been catfished by a few other people briefly over the last 7ish years but I’m a lot more suspicious of folks online and on dating apps. So if you’ve ever wondered why I never post nudes here, it’s because I’m traumatized. Less risk all around. Anyway I’m super high and just felt like sharing.

This person proceeded to catfish me 3 more times over the span of about 6-7 years to the point where I think it just became fun for him. After I called him out the final time he admitted that he was catfishing a straight guy to get nudes so that he could use those nudes to get my nudes.

I was met with multiple people I didn’t know (more than likely his friends or him using his friends phones) ridiculing me over text about how fake and stuck up I was. If only I had been nicer to “the real him” then he wouldn’t have threatened me. When I stood up for myself, I was “so mean”.

I sought legal counsel within my church, I had to come out to multiple people I never intended on coming out to. It was devastating and humiliating. But eventually I decided that I was fed up with the manipulation and the bullying and I told him to just leak the nudes, I didn’t care anymore.

When I was 18 and not fully out of the closet, someone from my high school catfished me for months, and when I finally caught on, the threatened to leak my nudes if I didn’t “give them a real chance”. This was before many revenge porn laws were in place so the experience was traumatizing.

I’ve been catfished multiple times. Each time I’ve learned from the experience about how untrustworthy some people can be. And each time, I’ve come away feeling like the bad guy because I rightfully have no desire to look favorably upon someone who manipulated my emotions and lied to me.

I despise people who catfish with a fiery passion that knows no empathy. Logically, I know what it’s like to hide who you are from others. It’s awful. But to do so in an attempt to take advantage of someone, especially to try to win romantic or sexual favors from them, is so triggering for me.

I managed to put my pants on without needing to sit down today! (A small step for regular people, but a big step for me post hip surgery)

I would like to fire a new emblem now please Nintendo

Five authors by whom I’ve read at least five books: Garth Nix 🔔 Frank Herbert 🏜️ Keira Andrews 🔞 K.A. Applegate 🐋 Terry Goodkind 🗡️

Eight movies to get to know me by: 1. Twister 2. The Day After Tomorrow 3. Deep Impact 4. LotR: Return of the King 5. Atlantis: The Lost Empire 6. Star Trek: Into Darkness 7. Sister Act 2 8. Selena

Have they made a Mega Wigglytuff yet? If they haven’t, they shouldn’t change the physical design at all. Just give it red eyes and a deep as voice/semi-demonic cry.