Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls. Geddit? Thank you, I'll be back tomorrow. Tip your waitress.

Immer wenn ihr Nachrichten gelesen habt, müsst ihr danach aber auch was schönes machen. Ihr wisst ja, wir haben nicht genügend Therapieplätze.

"Queer men are wittier and better at flirting than straight men." Guest blog from this time last year ;-)

The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkin’, guitar-sellin’ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? 🤣

We all need some me time ❤️.

“Have you ever kissed soft-soft lips? “ NEW #AudioPorn! I was over the moon that mudkri let me turn her stunningly beautiful ode to kissing into audio ❤️ And now I absolutely *ache* to kiss and be kissed. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kiss-me/