Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤

🪿📣*Goose honk*📣🪿 Get in line! It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic. *Smell wafts through corridors* Don't forget your Dindin ticket! @mogwartsschool.bsky.social #Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics

Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat). But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife

Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week! Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻

Happy (snoozy) New Year to all my lovely BlueSky friends! 🐢🥳💤

Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼

Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost! Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄

Second weigh-in of #fridgelife: only one single gram lower than last week! #SmashedIt 🐢💪🏻

While I’m rocking #fridgelife, Ags is covering all tort activities. Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry. Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻

Time for my first weigh-in of this year’s #fridgelife, and of course I smashed it - only 2g off my going in weight… 🐢💪🏻

Browsing this BlueSky malarkey on the recommendation of that handsome orange turtle, @mckinleydturtle.bsky.social… 🐢🤔