// after consulting with a lot of people, i've decided this needs to be nipped in the bud. this is not a callout post nor do i wish for any harm to be sent towards her, but please do not interact with me if you are mutuals or acquaintances with the writer who goes by liz/noia @/gamblerslop etc.

. . . again?

( grunt. lifting head )

// for now but YEAH!!

// nata and gark i missed you sighs

( insert gark equivalent of happy lagibastian here )

( thats literally ouppy wdym )

the oupy in question and her pretty teef

( BIG OUPPY YAWN. )

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀only at your companionship. and —— . . . compassion. that’s the word, mm.

// ive been thinking a lot lately about what it means that aev is officially almost one apple old and how they have literally conquered their own biological imperative through sheer force of will by this point

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( the wraith huffs through nostrils &. returns a soft nod. ) ⠀⠀

( promptly curling up around small friend. now small friend is warm small friend. )

// except bestie…. thanj you for staying with your exiled murdering knight, nata

// everyone hates aevddrys its ok i get it

// SO MEAN

// except theyre both jasper 💜

// BEWHUSKWHSJWHAJWSNWND IM SORRU EHWJABABSB HELPPP

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀’twas not a judge of thy preferred course. I only sought confirmation. ⠀⠀

// this is like steven universe where seblice is garnet and aevddrys and ivsil are jasper and lapis

// we know what happens when monsters get coked up on aether though so itll be a fun matchup 🫦

// they just wanna play with their friend its play fighting come on come onnnn

// the sebastian subplot while aevddrys is doing their weekly mukbang on the local uth duna population

// the development of the knights has created some truly funny images in my head. i love how there are only three remnants of it to the modern day and one of them nearly edged to death a week ago, the leader is a nihilistic defiled death god and the third woke up and immediately killed 200 people

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀’something’. hrm. ( girl are you echoing him ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( nudging him very gently with their nose. ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀hrm. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( nc. ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀. . . our duty has died with our nation. when we woke, it was to a world that looked ‘pon our rusted blades and deemed them unnecessary, unwanted. ⠀⠀

// are we implying that alice wouldnt be keeping him well groomed despite the trek or is he just making the cross continent sprint alone

(( the dastardly, well-groomed and demure floof wraith vs the haggard, about to keel over from nonestop journeying, monster boy

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( grunt. ) ⠀⠀

// seb and aevddrys reunion has got to be the funniest shit ever if only for the fact that seb just has to take a full second to process the fact that The Paladin is suddenly preferential to standing on two legs and has well-groomed fur

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀you could have sampled the remnants of the capital had you woken earlier. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀picky eater 😒 ⠀⠀

i, too, am in this episode.

shut up voyager i am chewing on fiber optic cables

( it stops chewing for a prolonged five seconds, silent, before it goes, ) I will not. ( then continues. hungy )

( chewing on a very much rotten carcass )

// hi i havent been here in a hot minute but heres the list of all my MH accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⤷ temp pin. mdni. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀temp pinned ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❪ my city now stupid bird ❫ ⠀⠀

[ wretched pale demon took over our domain ]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀unbothered. electrified. neutral-tempered. in someone else’s lane. focused. flourishing. ⠀⠀

// every time i look at them i get really emotional. i miss my comfort bioweapon