i'm getting to the very anxious nervous scary part of this episode so i keep pausing it and avoiding it. gonna take a few days to get through it at this rate

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Wives who do yard work deserve a little treat. Spread the word.

why yes, i did get dressed up to fold laundry & watch law & order at home on a saturday night.

Is having a real Christmas tree, left without watering, without lights on it, unattended for weeks, still a fire hazard? Seeking clarification here.

bought snacks tonight. some cashew based spread for crackers. ended up being expired (oct 25). LOL. the hot & honey popcorn snack i got - the popcorn tastes stale (despite not being expired). fail in snacks tonight.

Really boggles me the kind of people who straight up ignore the posted signage to wear a mask at the doctor office. There’s one guy without it on, and like what makes you special, dude? Wish the lady hacking her lungs up (who is masked!!) sat closer to him lol 😂

Started “the beast in me” on Netflix - gotta love Claire Danes and Matthew Rhys.

Trying to watch “godfather part 2” on Netflix at the hotel, and the tv is HD, and it’s so awful. I hate Hd

Fit check: old but cool?

Old fashioned kinda night

ladies, do you ever fear that one of these days when you're plucking out a chin hair, its just going to keep coming out of your chin, like a big long piece of dental floss, never stopping and it is like, tangled up with your eye ball nerves some how and you start to tug on your eye? no? just me?

Remember when we’d have parties specifically for purchasing s#x toys with our friends, and you’d order in a separate room after the demos? As if Susan didn’t tell everyone right after she got the massive “Donatello” and a chocolate body paint kit.

With Mel’s out of commission where does one get wine on holidays and after hours?

It’s gonna be a short but busy and probably frustrating week ahead.

Heading to the lamb breeders lamb dinner tomorrow night 🐑, hope the weather won’t be too baaaaahhhhd

Can you divorce your spouse over them eating stinky sardines in the house? It makes me want to puke 🤮 I feel it’s very disrespectful for others in the house. Eat that shit in the shed or preferably, in a remote field 100k away.

I love the True Classic ads. I legit laugh. Good work.

the number of outrageously attractive older men in this episode of law and order has me in a bind. (it's a new season too, so really, they ain't that much older than me...)

The last few times I’ve craved a rotisserie chicken, Sobeys has been out. Daytime, nighttime, lunchtime, no fresh hot chickens. Finally got one tonight and it helped something within. (Hunger)

I went to a Queen & Prince themed Spinco class tonight and it was absolutely awesome. Now for someone to do a Huey Lewis & the News themed ride…

I always check the stove clock against my phone to make sure my phone actually auto updates, because I do not trust anything, anyone, oh man it’s awful. Ps boo dodgers

Spooky halloween 2025!

I was cranky last night. Ignore me.

No BJs for Dodgers Fans

Young & The Restless theme song plays in ep 1 season 1 of “the littlest hobo”

Sorry kids, I’m going to the liquor festival Saturday night, trick or treating is October 31st or bust, what the actual fuck

many are saying these Ottawa shows are going to sell out soon - people should get tickets soon 👀 app.ticketowl.io/ZzeGg-mBxAcR...

Dressing up for a show in your 40s is hard because I wanna look gooooood but also do I look foolish? Will I be cold? Or too warm?

When a Canadian baseball team finishes its season, the players resume their regular jobs. Trapping problem beavers and running snowblowers for example.

Doing a lot of solo events this week, if you see me on my own, say howdy; I won’t bite unless you ask.

The hydration packet saved my life today

Insufferable Long Distance Runner - May I interest you in a hydration packet? What’s your PB? How many miles do you run a week? Yes I know we use the metric system in Canada so fuck you #halloween2025

Charcuterie on sticks done, pickle pinwheels, and my costume is almost ready for a soirée tonight.

No fish were caught on the shores of st Margaret’s beach tonight, but I did see a shooting star so at least I got to make a wish.

Discount on pei spirits festival tix for next week. Going with my dad - gonna be fun! tickets.peispiritsfest.ca/ebc26e0db773...

Thought it would be safe for son to use a Ronald Reagan mask for his costume (robber from Point Break) since ya know, well before his time, but ol Ronnie got a revival from friggin Dougie 😆

Me, when asked if I’m cheering for the Jays, when I’m married to a Dodgers fan:

No workouts planned for today so it’s jeans and a nice top work wear today

sometimes, i just don't wanna know, you know?

Why am I jealous of the character in this show who lives in a Winnebago? I think I want to live in a Winnebago. Why is my midlife crisis a Winnebago and not driving a Ferrari?

i'm not 100% sure, but i might be in my phil collins era?!?!? wtf

felt nostalgic, so i ordered a pair of neon green modrobes. had a pair way back when, trying to relive that time of questionable fashion choices. got my son a pair of black ones too, so we can be matchy matchy

Getting joy recently out of “your order is out for delivery” emails

🎵Don't leave my hyper heart alone on the water Cover me in rag and bone sympathy 'Cause I don't wanna get over you I don't wanna get over you🎵

When you see a bunch of message notifications and get excited that it’s from someone you’ve been waiting to hear from, but it’s only your kid requesting for extended screen time repeatedly 😠😠😤

🎵Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone, but something might be found To take its place🎵

Last call.

Me as cheese.

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