Definitly been fairly quiet lately aside from shitposting. And that probably will continue for a bit, muse has run dry for a while now :P Guess this is the second part of my dastardly plan to get people to follow me for blue booty, to then make them have to endure my dumb jokes in return >:3

The night finished quite well🫦 (@xivvarus.bsky.social , @bluetykitty.bsky.social , @jr0ddxd.bsky.social , @verylewdviera.bsky.social 😘) #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours

Damn, 1,4L of the pure essence of my Bsky feed

I have the luck to have friends as horny as me 🫦, following me in my roleplay! 😉 Thanks again 🙏 @xivvarus.bsky.social, @bluetykitty.bsky.social, @jr0ddxd.bsky.social, @verylewdviera.bsky.social #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours bsky.app/profile/spic...

Role playing games can go quite, quite wild 🤭 #ffxivnsfw #gposersnsfw #bposersnsfw #EorzeaAfterHours (Thanks again to @xivvarus.bsky.social , @bluetykitty.bsky.social and @jr0ddxd.bsky.social 🙏 ... and also to @verylewdviera.bsky.social, as a special guest, seems you wish to watch us... 😏)

Gods. Forgive my weaknesses, and forgive me the sins... that I intend to do right now 🫦 #ffxivnsfw #gposersnsfw #bposersnsfw #EorzeaAfterHours (a big thanks to @xivvarus.bsky.social , @bluetykitty.bsky.social and @jr0ddxd.bsky.social for being the model 🙏)

*unbeefs your corn* >:3

*Uncorns your beef* >:3

If you put enriched uranium anal beads into a butt, would they have a meltdown due to the water in your body reflecting the radiation back?

Iris is not (just) a vessel for lewd posing, I do have at least some backstory and stuff figured out for her, as well as details for the like three different 'alternate' timelines I ended up making for posing specific stuff. Feel free to ask for more info if curious!

Can't get enough of it, even after it left me with quite a gift~ With @chromequietus.bsky.social

Applying to NASA by saying that I can play Kerbal even while drunk. I am sure that is a skill they want in their rocketologists

Me, watching a bunch of Noita videos: "It is time to return, clearly with all that knowledge I am gonna be prepared for anything and break this game over my knee!" My first run in years:

Iris: Tank: PLD/GNB, tho generally only tanks if strictly necessary Magical DPS: RDM, but will rezz your ass only begrudgingly to get back building Mana for combos Melee DPS: Samurai *Midare charging up sound intensifies* Ranged DPS: Dancer because horny Healer: Scholar because Booksmart

I love figuring out info on XIV stuff: *Searches name of The Attire* *Clicks on link "You get it from handing in stuff at The Exchange"* *Clicks on link to The Exchange "You can hand in The Currency for stuff!"* *Clicks on link to The Currency "You get these from The Duty"* *Clicks on The Duty...*

Who up escaping their Samsara? :3

Didn't matter that the swing banging against the wooden railling could be heard from far away, too focused on a whole different kind of banging~ With the lovely @chromequietus.bsky.social

I love finding out about stuff by people going 'oh noes, gross' ...seriously tho, XIV Tinder? Please give me elaborate descriptions and explanations on where to find it and how to install so I might do it by accident

Yo

Hop on in, the water's nice~ #gposers #xivnsfw #xivafterdark

Hard for myself to reach, I bet you could do it much more easily though~ #gposers #xivnsfw #xivafterdark

Geez, the way you are staring... I hope you're thinking of putting another one in me~

Related to what I just posted... tbh, while I get it is not for everyone, so it will stay entirely optional, I'd not mind at all if any potential gposing or such together resulted in some proper breeding~ Even got a whole Alternate Universe, similiar to the Slime/B Movie Star one in my head for it~

Geez, the way you are staring... I hope you're thinking of putting another one in me~

Had a few drinks and... working on some absolute Mistakes. There is a bit of a fantasy/desire of mine I have suppressed, but figure I should do something related to it. Especially in case it catches anyones interest~

fuck AI, show us how much you've learned and improved with your own hands! (Dunno if I ever got better or just 'sidegraded' as I keep experimenting, but it is an excuse to post old stuff~) 2023 - 2024 - 2025 - 2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Upvote this.

YOU🫵! If you see this post breasts!!!🫵🫵🫵 Digging through my stuff, I should maybe make some more booba-focused poses~

What if: Mimic that looks like one of those closed Dahir Insaat earthquake beds

The night is long, I hope you are feeling energetic~ #gposersnsfw #xivnsfw #xivafterdark

And now that we are alone, the real main event of tonight can begin~ #gposerlewd #xivlewd

Been a while since I last posed... and yeah, it was an attempt at recreating my profile pic~ Sorry for not posting much pictures lately, but figured instead of constantly apologising, I'll just wait with it till I actually got in the mood to make something again

Let's have some fun together on valentines~ #gposers

Robutt variant of my catgirl, named after the fact it's operating software is still Iris-brained: OSIris

One thing I am realising about myself is that I like the aesthetics of 'evil' but not actually being evil. Like I tried to do evil playthroughs in Knights of the old republic and quit fairly quick since being mean feels weird... but wanna wear evil outfits and have sick red lightsaber

Starting to have those 'I kinda wanna play XIV but I need someone to be there with me at least' thoughts. ...maybe it is time to search for an FC to be on with Iris again

The tried and true strategy of "I gotta do a phone call early in the morning but my sleep schedule is shit, so I am just gonna stay up till then" It is 8AM, I regret everything but somehow I made it this far ...now to not procrastinate on actually doing the call :V

This rhetoric is so tiring every time I see it.

You think robots play the pocky game but with batteries instead?

I am limited in which characters I can play in story games in the same way I am limited in what kinda poker plays I can do. I can't play any straights

Seen people post their full pfp today and may as well join in~ Art done by @torakun.bsky.social , who did an amazing job!

Had to look it up, and technically 2.5, though I was very much a 'play for a while, stop for a while' kinda person till I finally caught up around the end of Stormblood

Tfw you feel under the weather, start up a Factorio save anyway and ended up playing till like 4AM in a semi-fugue state. Both regretting last night's decision... and thinking of booting it up again because I never learn :P

Asked around and seems like germany can't log into FFXIV right now due to a timeout error in the launcher. Gonna blame Telekom as the usual safe bet

The cycle of swimsuit poses: "It's summer, I can finally do all the swimsuit poses I want!" "It's fall, gotta get my swimsuit poses in before it feels too cold" "It's winter, maybe some swimsuit poses to remind us of warmer times" "It's spring, think I can get away with making swimsuit poses early"

A friend of mine showed me that the new extreme weapons make a noise when unsheathed, and I can't believe that this is gonna make me actually go into the PF mines (eventually) after all

Feeling both tired enough to wanna hop into bed, but also a low urge to start a Factorio run. One of those "This night will go very differently depending on what I pick" moments...

My group doing BLU logs returned and finally got to the dungeon that gives this ridiculous spell Powerful rawr >:3

I am surprised I hadn't until I read this