The wonderful @bluetykitty.bsky.social who wanted to accompany me on my mission, but since she was cold, I had to warm her up hmhm @opennsfwsp.bsky.social @chiyo1000nights (X) // @thunderingkva.bsky.social #ffxivlewd #ffxivnsfw #malehighlander #highlander #hyur #gposerlewd #gposers #femalemiqote

Something kinda satisfying about being like "Hey, this game seems like it's in your wheelhouse" to a friend, and like a week later they got 45+ hours in it on Steam :V

I have friends which gladly help me at the Eorzea After Hour bar, @silmeriadragoness.bsky.social and @bluetykitty.bsky.social 🥰 Previously, It was hot... Now, the limits are removed... 🫦 #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours

Wow, rude

@faraegisxiv.bsky.social found me and @bluetykitty.bsky.social on the top of Tuliyollal 😏 I think he has all we need to keep us busy for a long time... 🫦 #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours

Unless Evolved messes them up, most likely gonna stick with SCH for healing and RDM for dps/solo duties. I got other jobs I'd play in case something horrendous happens (WHM, SAM, DNC) but those are gonna be the ones I will check out and hopefully do the MSQ with first

Hello 😘 Want to join us? My friend Iris and I need more attention... 🫦 #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours

That beach bash happening this weekend is a secret psy-op to determine who has an air conditioner and who doesn't, I swear... (Hoping things cool down real quick during the night so I can maybe go take a look at least)

Being for hire to post bad suggestions on the bug report you post on steam to get nerds to actually pipe up with a solution/acknowledge the issue, 100 bucks per post

for all the daymaxxers

Having ten browser windows on both desktop and phone, jumping through every hoop imaginable and still the DHL app is like "Sorry, can't let you reroute this to a branch office to pick up later (don't even want a unmanned packstation)" Absolute garbage-ass company, literal shit from a butt

DHL: Your package has been send to original sender Me: Oh, was expected, lemme check the site I purchased from Company: Your order has been delivered :) And yes, the money for a product I never got was withdrawn. Welp, so much for the hope I could just reorder, time to start some shit~

I fucking love dealing with support bots, thanks DHL! (Firefox, turned off noscript and adblock so should be showing as normal)

Happy pride month nerds~ ...okay, may as well admit just in case it was not clear my the amateurish-ness. The VA for the last video was, well, me :P Miiiight do more stuff like that again since tbh, I did kinda enjoy it, as embarrassed as I get (in a kinda good way) from seeing people like it

Two fun facts about the LOTA Bone Dragon fight: 1: The explosion of Platinals touching the dragon does 1k direct damage, ignoring shields. There are six total each time. 2: The stat squish barely affected ARR-range HP... but compare healer health on pre-squish on the left, and after on the right

Definitly been fairly quiet lately aside from shitposting. And that probably will continue for a bit, muse has run dry for a while now :P Guess this is the second part of my dastardly plan to get people to follow me for blue booty, to then make them have to endure my dumb jokes in return >:3

The night finished quite well🫦 (@xivvarus.bsky.social , @bluetykitty.bsky.social , @jr0ddxd.bsky.social , @verylewdviera.bsky.social 😘) #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours

Damn, 1,4L of the pure essence of my Bsky feed

I have the luck to have friends as horny as me 🫦, following me in my roleplay! 😉 Thanks again 🙏 @xivvarus.bsky.social, @bluetykitty.bsky.social, @jr0ddxd.bsky.social, @verylewdviera.bsky.social #ffxivnsfw | #ffxivlewd | #gposersnsfw | #bposersnsfw | #EorzeaAfterHours bsky.app/profile/spic...

Role playing games can go quite, quite wild 🤭 #ffxivnsfw #gposersnsfw #bposersnsfw #EorzeaAfterHours (Thanks again to @xivvarus.bsky.social , @bluetykitty.bsky.social and @jr0ddxd.bsky.social 🙏 ... and also to @verylewdviera.bsky.social, as a special guest, seems you wish to watch us... 😏)

Gods. Forgive my weaknesses, and forgive me the sins... that I intend to do right now 🫦 #ffxivnsfw #gposersnsfw #bposersnsfw #EorzeaAfterHours (a big thanks to @xivvarus.bsky.social , @bluetykitty.bsky.social and @jr0ddxd.bsky.social for being the model 🙏)

*unbeefs your corn* >:3

*Uncorns your beef* >:3

If you put enriched uranium anal beads into a butt, would they have a meltdown due to the water in your body reflecting the radiation back?

Iris is not (just) a vessel for lewd posing, I do have at least some backstory and stuff figured out for her, as well as details for the like three different 'alternate' timelines I ended up making for posing specific stuff. Feel free to ask for more info if curious!

Can't get enough of it, even after it left me with quite a gift~ With @chromequietus.bsky.social

Applying to NASA by saying that I can play Kerbal even while drunk. I am sure that is a skill they want in their rocketologists

Me, watching a bunch of Noita videos: "It is time to return, clearly with all that knowledge I am gonna be prepared for anything and break this game over my knee!" My first run in years:

Iris: Tank: PLD/GNB, tho generally only tanks if strictly necessary Magical DPS: RDM, but will rezz your ass only begrudgingly to get back building Mana for combos Melee DPS: Samurai *Midare charging up sound intensifies* Ranged DPS: Dancer because horny Healer: Scholar because Booksmart

I love figuring out info on XIV stuff: *Searches name of The Attire* *Clicks on link "You get it from handing in stuff at The Exchange"* *Clicks on link to The Exchange "You can hand in The Currency for stuff!"* *Clicks on link to The Currency "You get these from The Duty"* *Clicks on The Duty...*

Who up escaping their Samsara? :3

Didn't matter that the swing banging against the wooden railling could be heard from far away, too focused on a whole different kind of banging~ With the lovely @chromequietus.bsky.social

I love finding out about stuff by people going 'oh noes, gross' ...seriously tho, XIV Tinder? Please give me elaborate descriptions and explanations on where to find it and how to install so I might do it by accident

Yo

Hop on in, the water's nice~ #gposers #xivnsfw #xivafterdark

Hard for myself to reach, I bet you could do it much more easily though~ #gposers #xivnsfw #xivafterdark

Geez, the way you are staring... I hope you're thinking of putting another one in me~

Related to what I just posted... tbh, while I get it is not for everyone, so it will stay entirely optional, I'd not mind at all if any potential gposing or such together resulted in some proper breeding~ Even got a whole Alternate Universe, similiar to the Slime/B Movie Star one in my head for it~

Geez, the way you are staring... I hope you're thinking of putting another one in me~

Had a few drinks and... working on some absolute Mistakes. There is a bit of a fantasy/desire of mine I have suppressed, but figure I should do something related to it. Especially in case it catches anyones interest~

fuck AI, show us how much you've learned and improved with your own hands! (Dunno if I ever got better or just 'sidegraded' as I keep experimenting, but it is an excuse to post old stuff~) 2023 - 2024 - 2025 - 2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Upvote this.

YOU🫵! If you see this post breasts!!!🫵🫵🫵 Digging through my stuff, I should maybe make some more booba-focused poses~

What if: Mimic that looks like one of those closed Dahir Insaat earthquake beds

The night is long, I hope you are feeling energetic~ #gposersnsfw #xivnsfw #xivafterdark

And now that we are alone, the real main event of tonight can begin~ #gposerlewd #xivlewd

Been a while since I last posed... and yeah, it was an attempt at recreating my profile pic~ Sorry for not posting much pictures lately, but figured instead of constantly apologising, I'll just wait with it till I actually got in the mood to make something again

Let's have some fun together on valentines~ #gposers

Robutt variant of my catgirl, named after the fact it's operating software is still Iris-brained: OSIris