I don’t wanna get out of bed today 😩

First harness for twisted bear tonight

I got the hat that makes you a fat dragon from @bleucan.fish

Sit on it.

Fuzzy tummy Tuesday (to help you with the cold)

feels like it’s been a while, happy #fcf

Starting the week off already in a bit of a mood 😵‍💫 I need one of you Blastoise to let me come over for a Hydro Pump demonstration 😉

this towel makes it look like this is some kind of humpday picnic 🤔 I only brought a couple buns, but you’re more than welcome to dig in anytime 😌

another Friday, another week where my hot internet friends get me worked up with their fcf posts 😵‍💫

Not Tuesday, but tummy.

another humpday where I wish I had company in the shower 😔

Pooh Bear version

some early morning humps to start your day

thought this might help your week get off to a fun start you should hop in with me next time though 😉

Day 8: Stripes (happy hump day hehe) #jocktober

Happy Fat Cock Friday! Kind of cheating cos these are from last night when I needed to blow about a week's load (look how full my balls are), but it's Friday and I'm posting my fat cock 🤷‍♂️

Day 2: Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #jocktober

feeling extremely horn—I mean spooky today 👀 so here’s the vid that went with these pics 👻🎃

this humpday is the start of the spooky month. to celebrate, you wanna come slide these off me before we make each other scream later? 😉

😘

a higher resolution c for your fcf

first humpday with a new phone, think the new camera makes a difference? 🤔

Someone come rub me down

☀️ eff see eff ☀️

since I missed humpday, here’s a vid of some soggy buns to make up for it 😌 you should hop in with me next time 😉

oh cool, we can bookmark stuff now 👀

Forgot to post these for Fat Boy Friday yesterday!

fcf attire while I play silksong all day 😌

Happy fat cock Friday from the hubby and I! #fcf

pizza’s here, did someone order the humpday special? looks like it comes with a lil extra sausage… or is that a mushroom? 🤔

Been a minute

it’s too early to be up on a Sat. come cuddle and watch anime with me instead 😌

Old pic. Thought my balls looked nice

Ready for winter.

light traveled 94mil miles from the sun, passed through a window, bounced perfectly off a metal ledge, & landed exactly on my junk just so that I could wish you a happy start to your week 😌

My cock does look fat here. Too bad I missed Friday.

there’s just something about hotel rooms 😵‍💫

wanna join me in the shower and help me get all the tough-to-reach spots?

Someday bsky will let us make priv accounts so I can post my whole hog on the internet for my friends 😔 Or maybe they’ll at least let me send pics to you guys in DMs someday instead 😩

woke up to a leak in my bathroom this morning

too pent up this fcf 😵‍💫 wanna help me with this so it stops leaking all over my hand?

SUNday

Update: I’ve done some scrolling 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Woke up seeing red this fcf 😵‍💫

some humps for your day

Tummy Tuesday 💙

fcf plus a little extra since I woke up worked up and also missed humpday this week 🙈

was gonna get you some fuzzy buns for humpday, but they’re a lil soggy hope you don’t mind 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

eyes up #fcf

Just found out one of my favorite pairs of boxers has a hole now 😭😭😭