Day 8: Stripes (happy hump day hehe) #jocktober

Happy Fat Cock Friday! Kind of cheating cos these are from last night when I needed to blow about a week's load (look how full my balls are), but it's Friday and I'm posting my fat cock 🤷‍♂️

Day 2: Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #jocktober

feeling extremely horn—I mean spooky today 👀 so here’s the vid that went with these pics 👻🎃

this humpday is the start of the spooky month. to celebrate, you wanna come slide these off me before we make each other scream later? 😉

😘

a higher resolution c for your fcf

first humpday with a new phone, think the new camera makes a difference? 🤔

Someone come rub me down

☀️ eff see eff ☀️

since I missed humpday, here’s a vid of some soggy buns to make up for it 😌 you should hop in with me next time 😉

oh cool, we can bookmark stuff now 👀

Forgot to post these for Fat Boy Friday yesterday!

fcf attire while I play silksong all day 😌

Happy fat cock Friday from the hubby and I! #fcf

pizza’s here, did someone order the humpday special? looks like it comes with a lil extra sausage… or is that a mushroom? 🤔

Been a minute

it’s too early to be up on a Sat. come cuddle and watch anime with me instead 😌

Old pic. Thought my balls looked nice

Ready for winter.

light traveled 94mil miles from the sun, passed through a window, bounced perfectly off a metal ledge, & landed exactly on my junk just so that I could wish you a happy start to your week 😌

My cock does look fat here. Too bad I missed Friday.

there’s just something about hotel rooms 😵‍💫

wanna join me in the shower and help me get all the tough-to-reach spots?

Someday bsky will let us make priv accounts so I can post my whole hog on the internet for my friends 😔 Or maybe they’ll at least let me send pics to you guys in DMs someday instead 😩

woke up to a leak in my bathroom this morning

too pent up this fcf 😵‍💫 wanna help me with this so it stops leaking all over my hand?

SUNday

Update: I’ve done some scrolling 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Woke up seeing red this fcf 😵‍💫

some humps for your day

Tummy Tuesday 💙

fcf plus a little extra since I woke up worked up and also missed humpday this week 🙈

was gonna get you some fuzzy buns for humpday, but they’re a lil soggy hope you don’t mind 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

eyes up #fcf

Just found out one of my favorite pairs of boxers has a hole now 😭😭😭

was too busy with work when this arrived, but figured humpday was a good time to try on my new jock

My name on here is very on-brand, in case you were wondering 👀👉🏽👈🏽

once again waking up to my friends’ fcf posts 😵‍💫

once again, scrolling through your fcf posts has me feeling a certain way 😵‍💫😮‍💨 was really debating on if I should have moved my hand a bit this time 🤫🙈

I missed the day for it, but we can still hump each other if you want 👀👉🏽👈🏽

wasn’t even gonna make an fcf post—I just wanna play some games—but this thing won’t leave me alone 😖😖

it’s a humpday during Pride, so I’m legally obligated to show you my butt

merry Queer-mas, fellow boy-kissers may your month be full of rainbows and butt stuff 😌

feels like it’s been a while since I posted a vid here, but maybe this’ll give you a better idea of what happens when I see your fcf posts 😵‍💫🙈

so I’ve downloaded Signal if any of my TG friends wanna chat 👀👉🏽👈🏽

oh my bad, looks like my towel slipped

some last min humps before bedtime, anyone wanna come snuggle? 👀☺️

oh hey it’s humpday again

woke up from a nap lamenting the fact that the only night my DnD group can get together each week also happens to be bear night at the local bathhouse 😫 (not that I’d be brave enough to actually go to that on my own anyways 🙈)