The idiot duo

Local menace squaring up after someone ate her dinner. (She did)

So in making sure my rabbits have a better time in their older years after one of them developed a limp, I bought a lot of dog beds and even a plush baby playmat so things are easier on their joints. The one with the limp recovered and now actively hops off furniture that she didn't before. 😭

If you want to see your ocs in lines so clean you can eat off of.. well the art speaks for itself. She is a goddamn fantastic lineartist If you'd just like to toss a few coins into the ol tip jar, that's also appreciated 💕 www.patreon.com/DogBlud

Hyur-ified

Couch tyrant.

Crimby Pictures

Walkies (Rain Edition)

h-hopital...

I want to cause a problem. I'm not sure what the problem will be yet, but I want to cause it.

Walkies

Francis "Customer Service" Fuchs

Covered him in roses.

Big Bug and Smol Bug Frolicking

I need a priest.

...And they shared an allotment.

He wont move because he found a Wimpod.

Woshing him...

Buying Scout a coat because she loves running about the garden but it's way too cold for her lil rabbit body...

Since I'll soon be able to wear this glam everywhere and anywhere, allow me to once more state how fucking smitten I am with this look and I will wear it until I'm sick of it.

"Whats the lizard you keep posting about like?" Well he's a menace who keeps nearly getting killed by his loved ones for being a menace who keeps nearly getting killed.

Whatever - back to usual posting. Go my lizard.

The villain asks the protagonist why they're trying to be a hero, and in response the protag says "I'm trying to be what we needed". To which the villain said: "That's not fair...". THAT got me. THAT was fucking gold. Didnt enjoy the series though. Sometimes it's just like that.

This goes the same for me watching things, actually. I watch a lot of stuff whilst I work, not all of it good - but I can pick out scenes, sentences, visuals that make me go "Oh yeah that fucks". It's not the same as hate watching a show I know I dont wish to support. That's just miserable.

People tend to mistake my love of "Reading Trash" as "Hate Reading". No. Sorry - That's not the same thing. My "Trash" is stuff with all the pulpy tropes that everyone complains about but I have seen executed well and differently many a time. It is NOT reading stuff that would make me angry.

Caught Stardust trying to eat seasoning again and accidentally flashbanged her @ruderubicante.bsky.social helped me take this very real photo

How it started. How it's going.

Who's that pokemon? It's Swirlix!

looking for baby bassinets with shelving and trying to wriggle my way out of conversations with shop staff that reveal I'm not having a baby but that sometimes animals in my care require overnight observation. Tempted to make my own at these prices though.

Hm. Big Bug.

My rabbits have me jailed in their room because I do the terrible crime of cleaning their bedding, washing their bowls clean, airing their blankets and NOT petting them. My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)

THROW THE BALL!!!

sinking feeling

shower tim

Tried to follow the cat to get a mouse off her AND SHE DROPPED IT ON ME FROM THE STAIRS!!!!

They had forgotten in their fervor to explore that a staff is basically a lightning rod.

Uh oh.

Todays tragedy. Forgot tea. Tea cold.

My rabbits adore cuddles and hate the cold, they have been betrayed by the fact my hands are cold during cuddles.

Culinarian 100.

For those curious about what my job entails...you can have my doodles upon the storyboard

Oh very well. ART TRAIN. 4 Pieces, 4 tags. @geistverrse.bsky.social @corromon.bsky.social @partydemoness.bsky.social @spaceling.art

Sometimes I have the urge to say "Where is my Wife?" when I know perfectly well where my partner is, and that they would look at me with confusion if I said that. But at the same time "Where is my Honey?" just doesn't sound so cathartically mournful enough and results in a jar of honey on my desk.

My mornings.

My local green grocer is onto me, he asked how my rabbits were when I bulk bought mint and dill from him.

Y'know I know you shouldn't anthropomorphise your pets but admittedly it's hard not to when you give pain medication to a rabbit and they immediately huff off to drink water and literally pull the bowl towards themselves hastily. Like yeah buddy I get it I hate cough syrup too.

And once more I learn something to never use ever again. Quite proud for a first time face rig though. You can actually see when I panicked when it worked!