Yom Yetziat Keir Sameach (starts at nightfall naturally)

To improve relations with the Jewish community Andy Burnham needs to change the name of his new constituency to Macherfield

Cops violently arresting protesters from the Jewish Bloc for Palestine yesterday protesting the selling of Palestinian lands called “the Great Israeli Real Estate”. www.instagram.com/reel/DZkJCxm... There is only permissible way to be Jewish in the UK, and that is one who shuts up about Israel

Jewish institutions: It is no longer safe to be Jewish in the UK Also Jewish institutions: let's hold a war crimes festival in a synagogue

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

Just Stop Moyl

Tbh sometimes no parody needed

We've got loads of these, stay tuned

Gut shabes, stay safe x

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To clarify, we’re looking for the most zionist vegetable *since* Ariel Sharon died

The obvious winner in terms of ideology is .... 🥁Zionism. But we are still taking nominations for the most Zionist vegetable. Fuck Zionism.

does 2026/5786 necessitate a new jewdas?

It’s all just been a bit too shit to Post about really. But maybe we will try to be a little bit re-emerged.

Hey all just some admin for our Peysakh seder next year. Looking for ideas: What vegetable should @zackpolanski.bsky.social hold up and what ideology should he shout fuck at?

We are now called Jewdastine Action, take us to court cowards.

New eruv map just dropped

Boycott Kosher Kingdom until it becomes Kosher Republic #Nokingsjustkugel

We told you we were prophets

That famed Judeo-Christian English history in which Jews were expelled and then banned from openly living in the country for 350 years

@boardofdeputies.bsky.social? Board of schnorrers more like

במהרה-בימינו

May Hashem bless and keep the new editor of the Jewish Chronicle…far away from us.

Wonderful to hear that Jake Wallis Simons has lost his job as editor of @jewishchron.bsky.social. Of this day it is written: ‘And in every province and in every city, there was gladness and joy among the Jews, a feast and a holiday.’

Amazing to see all the people celebrating the ceasefire deal they’ve spent 15 months campaigning against

So the IHRA is bad, and people don’t like the IHRC, so maybe we should try IHRB? Surely worth a try

Jewish Bloc Statement on Police Obstruction of the National Demonstration for Palestine

« Do they know it’s Christmas » but it’s about America and 1st May

Seeing a lot of UK Rabbis publicising the miracle that they got invited to the Downing Street Channukah Party

Hashem to Avraham Avinu: You…will…be…Populous! You’re going to be pop-u-u-lous!

Wait till the Jewish Chronicle hears about Tisha B'Av www.thejc.com/news/uk/scho...

It’s vital that we end the war on Gaza so we can focus on the war on Christmas (Der krig kegn kratzmakh)

Wanted war criminal not wanted at D.C. synagogue

Great article in Jewschool jewschool.com/zionism-has-...

Which King are we asking God to save - Richard 1st, massacred Jews in the crusades? Edward 1st, kicked the Jews out of England? Because the English monarchy has been so good to the Jews.

King stop your frolicking, stop your flauntin’ you’ve been weighed and you’re found wantin’ all your days are numbered days the Lord don’t like dictators or dictators ways Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin From Pins and Needles, Harold Rome 1937 Posted in honour of the fall of Bashar al-Assad, y’makh shmo

It says everything that Hashem scheduled a storm for the day of the Campaign Against Antisemitism march. Baruch Hashem.

Jewish anti-zionist sticker spotted in Vancouver, Canada

Shabbat Hague Sameach everyone!

Long but good by @shaneburley.bsky.social spectrejournal.com/the-antisemi...

Welcome to Bluesky! Here are some khaveyrim with good takes 👇 go.bsky.app/FhLu1To

Who wants to be in the leftie Jews starter pack?

ADON OLAM, ASHER MALACH B'TEREM KOL Y'TZIR NIVRA L'ET NA'ASAH V'CHEFTZO KOL AZAI MELECH SH'MO NIKRA V'ACHAREY KICHLOT HAKOL, L'VADO YIMLOCH NORA. V'HU HAYA, V'HU HOVEH, V'HU YIH'YEH B'TIFARA. V'HU ECHAD, V'EYN SHENI L'HAMSHIL LO, L'HACHBIRA. B'LI REISHIT, B'LI TACHLIT, V'LO HA'OZ V'HAMISRAH. V'HU

We only just joined Bluesky, so are starting small, but we are proud to continue our longstanding tradition of having more followers than @boardofdeputies.bsky.social

HASHEM MELEKH! HASHEM MALAKH! HASHEM YIMLOKH L'OLAM VAED!

A group of 200 pro-Israel Jewish orgs put together a followup to last year’s Jewish “unity” rally. It was organized by two of the largest Jewish organizations in America. They predicted an attendance of 30k to 40k people. 2,000 showed up. They don’t represent us.

This too is Torah.