#Trump now claims the offensive post depicts him as a doctor. At last, he has finally revealed his long promised #healthcare plan.

#Trump has deleted his offensive #Jesus post. But he expects it will be resurrected in three days.

If only the #DowJones could have stayed at 50,000 #PamBondi might still have her job.

Ladies and gentlemen, Gaucho Marx.

#Trump really did speak to a former president. Here's the proof.

#DonaldTrump insists he does not have #Alzheimer's or #dementia. If you don't believe him, just ask #QueenElizabeth.

A #SelfDrivingCar pulls up to a self serve gas pump. Then what?

Donald #Trump loves his #trophies, so I have one for him.

Happy 217th birthday to my good pals Abe Lincoln and Chuck Darwin.

The #BadBunny Super Bowl #halftime show was great but I'm disappointed it did not include an air cannon firing a spread of paper towels.

Congratulations to the #NFL #HallOfFame for doing the seemingly impossible: making #BillBelichick a sympathetic figure.

Once the big #storm is over, people will have leftover supplies. I'm thinking of asking #AI to create a #recipe using #milk, #eggs, #bread, and #toiletpaper.

I'd better post this before it's no longer cool (hope I'm not too late). *my high school graduating class. #SixSeven

Now that we no longer manufacture #pennies, your two cents worth is going to cost a #nickel.

After the #KennedyCenter, #Trump just can't stop putting his name on everything. This is the new #Kennedy #HalfDollar.

With everybody canceling #KennedyCenter appearances, the best they can do is Susan Alexander singing opera.

First the #KennedyCenter. Is #CarnegieHall next?

The #DOJ released the #EpsteinFiles today. And people say the #Trump administration is anti-black.

Happy #Hanukkah to those who celebrate.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

Happy 100th Birthday to #DickVanDyke. In a world of Donalds, be a Dick.

#Cyber Monday.

He wants the #DefenseDepartment to be the #DepartmentOfWar. While we're at it, why not change the #JusticeDepartment to what it's become: the #DepartmentofVengeance?

This was the science building at my high school 60 years ago today. #NorthfieldMountHermon #NMH I was there.

The way it's looking in #Virginia, #Winsome may have to change her name to #Losesome.

A message from the Voice President of the United States: #Vote while you still can.

The #SandwichGuy™ goes on trial today - on #NationalSandwichDay.

Post- #Halloween observation: in any of those bags of 60, 70, 80+ pieces of #candy, divided among four or five different kinds, there will be a disproportionately high number of the ones you like least.

#MarieAntoinette said, "Let them eat #cake." #Trump doesn't even want them to have that.

Often, when Trump does something, we say it's a distraction from something else. I don't always believe that. But I think the big ballroom is definitely a distraction from much more serious things like Epstein, ICE, attacking Venezuelan ships with no evidence, gerrymandering, etc.

I'm going to be in #NewOrleans this weekend. Is there a #bakery that makes a #NoKing cake?

#DonaldTrump is 6'3" but is by far the smallest man to ever be president of the United States.

The #world reacts to #Trump's speech at the #UnitedNations.

Happy #Rapture Day to those who celebrate.

Can you say #acetaminophen? How about #Tylenol? #PorkyPig #Trump

Question about #TomHoman: did he leave the cannoli?

Kenvue (maker of #Tylenol) should sue #Trump for 15 billion dollars.

What over-the-counter drug did this clown's mother take? #Trump #Tylenol #autism

Happy #StarTrekDay to those who celebrate. #BenjaminSisko #BaseballKaren

Is is strange that we didn't hear from #President #Trump for a few days?

It's a #MentalHealth issue, says the party that eliminates funding for mental health.

Proud to introduce my newly #redesigned #logo.

I should not have eaten the #radioactive #shrimp from #Walmart.

The #Password is #Jhostynxon Garcia, called up by the #Boston @redsox.com.

We know Trump is an idiot and an asshole, but the thing about idiots and assholes is, THEY don't know they're idiots and assholes.

@robwords.bsky.social "Suck, squeeze, bang, blow" refers to the 4 strokes of internal combustion engines, as well as jet engines. It was probably associated with piston engines first and then connected to jets. Suck=fuel/air intake; squeeze=compression of the mixture; bang=ignition; blow=exhaust.

Everybody sing along.

Happy International Clown Week to those who celebrate.

But her emails.