Tonirght tha SkrittoSkraetch gwo liv act 9PM GMT Aall ees wiell wiff tha SkittleSkratch; Dyo nort quemstion www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Do you guys know about the rat cocaine experiment? They gave 2 rats a button that dispensed cocaine, and one was in a good, complex environment and pressed it occasionally, and the other was in a bad, dull environment and used it all the time? Anyway, I wish I had a cocaine button is my point

We're starting now Hope you're ready for a ghost story

Okay, so I've heard your feedback, and apparently you were all even crankier when I moved storytime back to it's normal time I don't know what to do about this Anyway, 9PM GMT tonight; probably going to do a ghost story www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Alright, about to get started Swing by, and bring your warmest milk and your comfiest blankies, because it's storytime

Stream today is moving back to 10PM GMT, after yesterdays altered naptimes let dozens dead an hundreds more injured Join me then; you'll be cranky otherwise www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

What's that? Storytime and hour earlier than usual? Man, I hope this doesn't throw of the whole of naptime... Going live now

Little change tonight, gonna kick off at 9PM GMT Plan is another ghost story tonight www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Hey, have you ever read an essay? Not, like, for school - just for yourself? No? Let's fix that; going live now

Back on my bullshit tonight; I've been enjoying the ghost stories, but I feel like I gotta change things up, so we'll do something from one of the other shelves tonight What exactly? Swing by & find out - 10PM GMT www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

It's ghost o'clock, and we're starting now Come by for spooks, scares, and other such wares

Back to ghost stories with confusing attribution tonight We'll be kicking off with one of the James' at 10PM GMT Be there. Please? I'd really appreciate it, I like hanging out with you guys www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

We're starting now Grab a drink, get comfortable, and settle in for a light evening of Jane Austen www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Breaking news: Sources are telling me that it is Tuesday once again, and things are soon to get torrid Carrying on with Emma by Jane Austen tonight at 10PM GMT Be there, or be a pariah in the social circles of high society www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

The era of James is over; we read James now Confused? Come to stream for answers - it's happening now!

Sure, I'll branch out into dramatic readings, why not? I don't have enough going on already youtube.com/shorts/WTaLA...

Story tonight at 10PM GMT We've finished all the M. R. James ghost stories so it's time to move on to a different author surnamed James' ghost stories Hope to see you there www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Want to thank @solux.bsky.social and @illithsailing.bsky.social for the raids tonight Sadly I managed to miss them by about 10 seconds, which is - you must admit - very funny I genuinely appreciate it, and can only think how fitting it is that we should be like two (3) ships passing in the night

Starting now We're going back to M. R. James for what I suspect is the last time Come see the end of an era of spooks Yes, there will be badges

Wait, I'm still doing music? Am I sure? That doesn't seem very likely... youtu.be/-9Y_tqzChx0

Okay, so yesterday was not so great, and my rivalry with Herman Melville is firmly established That said, tonight we'll go back to M. R. James and ghost stories, and things will be good and fun 10 PM GMT www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Okay, We're staying strong Story starting now, and we're not stopping until it's done Come join me; there's a badge in it for you

Damn, these brain wyrms got hands Gonna go live today at 10PM GMT anyway, because sometimes it's important to do things even if they're difficult Hope to see you there www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

No stream today; brain wyrms are getting to me Hopefully tomorrow I will have slain them, and can make a dragon scale coat to make me feel better

A Stream? Starting? Now? It's actually pretty likely, turns out

A story? Tonight? At 10PM GMT? It's more likely than you might think... www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

About to start Only a few of these left before I have to find some other author to get obsessed with for a while, so come by while stocks last

10PM GMT as usual today Going to do some more M. R. James, so swing by for some spooks www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Aren't you tired? Hasn't the world ground you down enough? Couldn't you use a break? Come with me to a simpler time; to fine country houses, stately balls, and more gentle problems Come, let the regency wash away your troubles for a time Starting now

Stream today at 10PM GMT It's tuesday, so we're back to our new Torrid Tuesday book - 'Emma' by Jane Austen Come dive into to this regency classic with us - or else how will you ever find a suitable match? www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

You don't want to miss this stream - if you do, it will haunt you for your whole life, each day thinking back on what could have been... But if you stop by, you'll only be haunted by actual ghosts; way less scary! Starting now!

Man, the way I do my streams really feels like it causes me problems no other VTuber has Anyway, shout-out to The University of Valencia (@uv.es) for maintaining the only complete & accurate bibliography of D. H. Lawrence that I can find online I appreciate it so, so much

Back to it today at 10PM GMT Probably going to work through some more ghost stories. Swing by if you feel like getting spooked www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

No Stream today

Going live now

Live at 10PM GMT today With what? Who can say Some kind of book, probably www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Going live now Hope you're ready for some pudding (if your poor), or some crumbs (if you're not) ... See, because we're reading 'Poor man's pudding, rich man's crumbs' by Melville ... Please laugh.

Back at it tonight at 10PM GMT Gonna do something a bit more reasonable tonight, and work through some of the Melville short stories we have Hope to see you there www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

I normally ignore twitch analytics. They're inaccurate, and my format doesn't lend itself well to them, but this stood out to me. 8,679 minutes. A hair over 144 hours. Between you, you've spent more than 6 days solid with me this month I can't tell you how much I appreciate it

About to kick off - come listen to a whole novel live on stream This is a normal and cool activity for a thursday night

Okay, it's mildly less hot as balls today, so I'm gonna commit hard to a bigger book Gonna be starting 'The Sorrows of Young Werther' tonight at 10PM GMT I'm even gonna try and finish it tonight too. It's fairly short for a novel. Anyway, come watch me suffer www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Starting now. Also, did I say crack open a novel? I meant read more ghost stories ...It's too hot to get into anything heavy right now

Okay, it's still hot as balls, but starting so late threw me off too much, so I'm going to aim to start up at 10PM GMT as usual today Probably going to crack open one of the novels we've got lying around, so swing by for that Or don't. I'm a rat, not a cop www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Starting now Time for a twist on Torrid Tuesday

Okay, small change to this - it's even hotter than realised, so I'm pushing this back to 2AM GMT Sorry about that, but I do feel like I'm dying if not directly on top of the cold cube

Okay, so the solar elementals snuffed themselves trying to melt me, and I did the ward repairs It's still hot as balls down here That said, I'll try and get back into things tonight with something short. A bit later though - say midnight GMT Hope to see you there www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

No stream today, I've got to head deep into the archive and adjust the wards to deal with increased solar energy Might be a couple of days even, depending on how things go, but I'll try and be back for tomorrow Wish me luck, and stay safe out there

Starting now. Since it's father's day, why don;t you come sit on pop-pops knee and he'll- Nope. Not doing that bit; too uncomfy. We're just doing a normal story with, I don't know, your fun uncle Skitters. Swing by

Streaming something tonight at 10PM GMT No clear plan at the moment, so we'll go on vibes See you there www.twitch.tv/skitterskree...

Starting now Will the Rackrent family rack up those rents? Probably, if prior trends are anything to go by