Nudge me when they announce Vosloo.

"Forget it, Nick. It's Median." It's #nightbreed day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they do their best Anne Bobby and peep some #creeps while watching #clivebarker's monster mash. #boone #decker #lylesberg #peloquin #kinski #shunasassi #baphomet #siobibble #mactonight

ENTER THE PARKER-VERSE. It's #playdirty day on the #moviemicroscope! Join Nick & Justin as they celebrate(ish) the return of the legendary #shaneblack. #markwahlberg #rosasalzar #lakeithstanfield #myrivian #mypsylocke #manthing #annabellewet #garmin #duddits #bitohoney #armiearmy

"Try to forget us..." [insert #chainsaw sounds] It's #8mm day on the #moviemicroscope! Join Nick & Justin as they go #dark (sorta) (well, not at all) talking about #joelschumacher's gritty (sorta) mystery (sorta). #nicolascage #joaquinphoenix #themachine #merkin #depthsofhell #yumyum #redvelvet

You're #drenched to your #soul! It's #needfulthings day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they celebrate the end of #satantember with the 3-hour version of this #stephenking adaptation. #edharris #bonniebedelia #maxvonsydow #spaghettipangborn #elvisrusk #snowboarding #thelastboys

Saved by the God #plutonium? Nah. It's #princeofdarkness day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they celebrate the start of #satantember with this #johncarpenter classic. #jamesonparker #lisablount #donaldpleasence #sprite #windowworms #tachyons

Hugh Grant would be a great name for a #genie. It's #eveofdestruction day on #moviemicroscope! Join Nick & Justin as they go #rogue while watching this #forgotten killer #droid on the loose movie. #gregoryhines #reneesoutendijk #flockofseagulls #batteryacid #wilhelmscream #bword

HOW is this not The Onion 🧅

SPOILER] His clothes are sucked into the damn floor! It's #tronlegacy day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they #derez while watching #garretthedland #bop around a digital realm in this slick reboot. #jeffbridges #oliviawilde #clu #starcade #aldi #lotusnotes #augmentust

Ready to #zoom into my weekend with a new @moviemicroscope.bsky.social episode! Missed you guys!

"They're breaking the law." "What law?" "You know, vibes and shit."

[Insert Ben Burtt's classic *dice sound* here] It's #soloastarwarsstory day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they heap praise on this underappreciated SW entry. #aldenehrenreich #emiliaclarke #donaldglover #woodyharrelson #charlesbacca #topdog #frecks #summaverminoth #PODSONG

Enjoy a death needle to the toes! It's #michaelclayton day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they split a giant bag of baguettes while talking #tonygilroy's great legal thriller. #georgeclooney #tildaswinton #tomwilkinson #threehorses #haggisman #porners #wideempty

Pour out some #shoulderjuice for Roy Nord. (#RIP in peace!) It's #daylight day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they tunnel through one of #stallone's sorta forgottens. #sly #amybrenneman #viggomortensen #denardfire #batwire #guardpiss #coughacting #chiaseed #JIFPB

Vampires got the power of the #suck in 'em! It's #salemslot day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they #fang into the latest adaptation of #stephenking's classic #vamptale. #lewispullman #billcamp #alfrewoodard #undeeddotcom #countdrunkula #wetsex #milkyeyes #airdance

Harmonica heads, this is YOUR episode! It's #wanteddeadoralive day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they try not to #blowup while watching #genesimmons go #grim. #rutgerhauer #melharris #robertguillaume #williamruss #cumline #spacewall #escapedchicken #katamaridamacy

Stand up for nipple health! It's #thehuntforredoctober day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they sink to new and old depths while talking about this #submerged #dudes classic. #alecbaldwin #seanconnery #samneill #princeorm #joblove #alexkid #kesha #thorstwins

Matt McCoy and Buzz Meeks #hives ACTIVATE! It's #presidio day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they continue #connurary (sp?) with this slice of simple. #seanconnery #markharmon #megryan #patrickinjurepatrick #thumbfight #MUDCVRD #tacobell #CGIcorn #solarflareshort

The ONLY place we can talk is on God's #moon. It's #theuntouchables day on #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they go reverse cold turkey on zooming in while watching this beloved #baseball classic. #seanconnery #kevincostner #robertdeniro #billdrago #smashmouth #cloins #durian #bodied

CHUNK OF ORPHEUS IN THIS! It's #meteor day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they dodge #spacemeat while talking about one of #seanconnery's...smash hit! #nataliewood #karlmaldan #nukesplaining #mackweldon #tunedog #marlaiv #meekmotherspaw #holidaymakers #mudslung #woodensaladbowls

Make way for a low-rent #cenobite! It's (of course) #heralibi day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they contemplate kissing a tornado while watching this...#romedy? #tomselleck #paulinaporizkova #williamdaniels #beeswax #clowntell #bozoswake #oolaong #chocolatemilk #deepimpactprequel

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR #ASS! It's #clashofthetitans (2010) day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they breathe #blacksmoke into this #forced3D redo. #samworthington #gemmaarteron #liamneeson #mrkraken #stygiancreeps #goodbyeking #scorps #handhole #cobbler #chamoy #thehumanbaloney

The Sphere of Longinus IN THIS! It's #solarbabies day on the #moviemicroscope. Help Nick & Justin celebrate their 300th episode by listening to them discuss an alien ball-filled future. #jasonpatric #jamigertz #jameslegros #bodhihisself #bigears #ballstaggered #podsong #werewolfarm #mbison

"I'm a sucker for clear #eggs!" It's #reignoffire day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they reenact #empirestrikes while watching this dragony, actiony flick. #christianbale #matthewmcconaughey #izabellascorupco #waxyscromp #houndchips #moonsoup #shittywings #wrench #perfectsculpt

MURDER, SHE WROTE WITH THE HELP OF AN AI WRITING ASSISTANT

Tis the season to ZOOM IN! It's #gladiator (not that one) day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they bare knuckle...hug this straight-laced/gloves laced boxing pic. #jamesmarshall #cubagoodingjr #briandennehy #carabuono #sharky #hymns #crunchbar #plaquedeath #slag #sludge #digitaldude

Pour one out for #snotfeet. It's #gladiator2 day on the #moviemicroscope! Join Nick & Justin as they duke it out in the #podosseum while talking about #ridleyscott's long-awaited sequel. #paulmescal #denzelwashington #connienielsen #bubblehead #pillows #brylcreem #horseload

The label reads: For Abuse ONLY! It's (finally) #bodyofevidence day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick and Justin as they contemplate #Madonna's odd, thirsty answer to #basicinstinct. #willemdafoe #julliannemoore #nokissneal #kravensoon #bodytriple #thadhandleman #kingtriton

Guess who might be turning on the radio?! It's #theswordandthesorcerer day on the #moviemicroscope! Join Nick & Justin as they wield 3-sworded swords while talking about #albertpyun's ramshackle fantasy flick. #leehorsley #richardlynch #kiddiepool #oneleech #hugewrench #talonshow