al the pal
@althepal.bsky.social
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covered in tomato
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Wasn’t gonna smoke tn but my frontal lobe closing like a mf
about 1 year ago
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This Biracial bird means everything to me
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Just sneezed so hard I felt my back crack. this is the dream
10 months ago
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Sometimes u just need to poop and calm down
10 months ago
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Very few times that I’ve been zooted to the point I can’t read simple sentences and 2/3 of those times “tate mcrae” was at the scene of the crime. Something about her name just absolutely demolishes my sense of syntax. literacy obliterater
10 months ago
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Why are you as a man featuring another man
10 months ago
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Tbd…. The bampire diaries…
10 months ago
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Taking an edible and pressing start Erin Brockovich after midnight
10 months ago
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I probably was an ant in my past life
10 months ago
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horrid
11 months ago
Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous
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im CTFUUUUU thinking ab the rpf tag on ao3. If I was a celebrity and people were writing smutty fanfics about me describing my body saying shit like “her thin lips” or “her large thighs” no I’d kill my self OMGGGGG OMG
11 months ago
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BENNY WEIR SAVE ME BENNY WEIR
11 months ago
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horrid
11 months ago
French people use the same yakub as everyone else
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Dominic fike looks like every single man that works at the Denver airport
12 months ago
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DEVIN CRAIG HAS SPOKEN TO ME TELEPATHICALLY
12 months ago
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Michael provost has spoken to me telepathically
12 months ago
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Just wrote Lohn Jegend into Spotify search
12 months ago
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Having violent thoughts
12 months ago
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3OH!3 I have received your telepathic message and will proceed with the plan
12 months ago
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I love to tell people that disagree with me that they’re going to hell
12 months ago
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Why did they make this
loading . . .
IMNOTYOURBOYFRIENDBABY
3OH!3 · WANT (Deluxe) · Song · 2009
https://open.spotify.com/track/3fxvczs7NWmchicbR348EB?si=UkLr34w3TvO9h8IlNZF3-A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A10xgy5KkSpP3prnygQmFoN
12 months ago
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Having a romantic candlelight dinner with Rob from Math Antics
12 months ago
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holy shit. I’m a fucking bitch aren’t I
about 1 year ago
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I just think if a rich person got to know me. They’d want to give me money
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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can’t believe every night Kylie Jenner plays travel town
about 1 year ago
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You have no idea the kind of demented hatery that I am capable of. I follow a tik tok baker just because her stupid voice gives me genuine shivers of rage. The way she holds things pisses me the fuck off. Her vocal fried white girl baby voice is my HateSMR
about 1 year ago
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Jordan
about 1 year ago
“I can’t in good faith encourage that behavior but I want it to continue” - katlin telling me about this post
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Wait That was my bad Yall. I was trying to button my shirt over my giant knockers earlier and popped a button it must have shot further than I thought
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me… yeah… yeah they was in the studio
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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getting so wine drunk I start playin beatstar
about 1 year ago
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girls be named ally all the while a seriously dark and sinister individual
about 1 year ago
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nancy
over 1 year ago
they call it USB because yoU Splug it Bin
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Wasn’t gonna smoke tn but my frontal lobe closing like a mf
about 1 year ago
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Why does everything cost money I’m this close to losing it. does a mysterious benefactor want to give me 400 dollars please
about 1 year ago
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Im baffling
about 1 year ago
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saw a frat boy harry styles edit and started barking my bad
about 1 year ago
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Yeah they’re taking me out back tomorrow. Mhm they’re putting me out of my misery. Yeah I’m gonna go live on a farm with other older dogs too. Yeah
about 1 year ago
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Got the kind of stoned yesterday that made me forget how to say “our father who art in heaven” I was sitting there like man….our farder who tharder harder
about 1 year ago
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Taking every consonant from your memory before I let you read one of my tweets. e u e i
about 1 year ago
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Hope the person that invented righty tighty lefty loosey knew that they were more innovative than Steve Jobs or whoever figured out how to weave a basket for the first time
about 1 year ago
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In a long distance relationship (he is still over on twitter)
about 1 year ago
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Sometimes a turkey sandwich just has a little bit of adderall in it
about 1 year ago
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oomftik (oomf that I kiss)
about 1 year ago
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Oomf got three animals in his house that look like this
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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mj
about 1 year ago
no i am not going to buy a seafood boil off tiktok shop are u crazy
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Need to eat out this white chocolate Lindt truffle in a room where there are no others
about 1 year ago
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Everyone always says oh it’s so sad that taylor lautner is so jobless... Oh hah Taylor lautner refuses to get booked….people Let’s look at his resume and do some thitical crinking
about 1 year ago
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You’re telling me that I have to charge my phone for the rest of my life
about 1 year ago
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