Posting on here feels like this

I like when people tell me they like my “ironic” use of the Papyrus font. First of all I would never use Papyrus in jest

In another life I run a bagel shop that opens at 5 AM and closes promptly at noon. I know every regular and I am always smiling.

Wore an amazing tie yesterday

Stop confusing basic human decency with caring too much

Ethnic cleansing comes to the West Bank, as anyone could have predicted. (The "for a year" stuff is for the suckers.) The Israelis are ripping out infrastructure. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

Being kind is the biggest beauty secret. You will glow from within

The thing about me is I kind of actually will post anything

Went searching for a four leaf clover today for an hour and didn’t find anything. Felt like a failure. I’ll try again tomorrow

Hump day… HUMP = Hoes Underestimate My Potential

Haven’t really seen anyone have a granola bar lately. Really makes you think

I love to bitch and complain. And things of that nature

A bouquet of a dozen eggs for Valentine’s Day

I want to see everyone’s boyfriends tomorrow because I am nosey and curious.

My jacket has been a really huge hit with everyone

Thank you for loving me. The experiment was a success

Yes I want your nachos. And I want to marry you

Can someone let me hack into their computer

Being threatened with a good time and I’m really scared

I know how to cry on command

Have never had a slice of Coconut Cream Pie in my life. That one episode of iCarly always made me want to try it though. Stay tuned….

Convinced someone I was Canadian today with no proof. Just one of my many talents…

[After being annoying and perfectly insufferable all the time] Hey so I think I may be Shadowbanned

It’s never over

Hatred and anger don’t surprise me anymore. Only Kindness

Chimpanzees scare me very badly

I’m Aunt (Unc for girls)

Awake at 11:46 PM thinking about how I have got to change my whole life starting tomorrow

Congratulations. You made it to January 32nd

True love is happening to me

I have her Teeth

When I was 16 I uploaded this on YouTube and now every single time I look back on it I smile and laugh and cry. Thank you Mark Frost and Thank you David Lynch I miss you so much

I don’t really care for savoring January sorry

Love is the candle glowing in the windowsill of my heart

Also while I’m here, fuck ICE

She always looks like she has a secret

The love of my life is on Bluesky

Being a Bitch can be so cathartic

Using this app feels like having a Mistress but I’ll take it

Wait I’m GOATed

The way I forgot I had this oops

Should I start age gap discourse on here

I need the whole world to know about this

Is everyone mad at me

Day 2: It is going to get better. It is going to get better. It is going to get better. It is going to get better

Can they put voice notes on this app. I have things to say

I’m lowkey battling with my flesh rn

That bag came btw. If anybody even gaf