The Venn diagram of his fanbase and people that can read is two separate circles so good luck buddy

I am irrationally excited for TTB/Little Feat tomorrow

Calvin and Hobbes is in the top 5 of all time literary works

I just mentioned Bari Weiss to my not extremely online wife and she was like who the fuck is that

Me realizing rn that I have tomorrow off

music.apple.com/us/album/ref... Sonically assaulting my boomer neighbors rn

RIP he was a real one and one of my favorite writers

music.apple.com/us/album/fee... This is fucking magnificent

Saw an absolutely fantastic puppet show tonight Chapel Hill never disappoints.

locations.wafflehouse.com/hampton-va-1... Tip well

www.doumars.com If you are hitting Hampton this weekend this is a must.

Me at The Diamond tonight

Sweet baby jaysus

youtube.com/watch?v=PrcQ... Brb when I’m done crying

It’s a unc football game day on national tv

Went to the county fair today and stumbled upon amazingness

This book is absolutely wild

TiL of Porch Geese

music.apple.com/us/album/fla... Go dance in your kitchen or wherever and don’t let the man get you down

Stopped by Billy Bob’s Wonderland in West Virginia today.

Ozzy's death reminded me; Crazy Train is one of the worst songs written. Because it murders possibly the best riff ever conceived

Ensenada is like hearing a ghost sing my goodness

When someone doesn't understand the greatness of Andor:

Just crushed a 22 oz bone in ribeye at the angus barn

Bette boards needs some help NFA all who know Hey there! I wanted to share that Betty Cantor-Jackson, the legendary recordist and producer for The Grateful Dead, is facing some tough times right now due to unexpected challenges. Every donation, no matter how small gofund.me/a9afb96a

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

My child has discovered the ability to text me gifs and oh boy

music.apple.com/us/album/mil... Mood

The unsolicited campaign polling texts have begun

Pouring one out for my dad and my absolute homie on dads day rip

Timeline cleanser

music.apple.com/us/album/let... Lb for lb name a better album start to finish

music.apple.com/us/album/dai... Sweet baby jaysus

Normies severely underestimate what a ketamine addicted guy vs an adderall addicted guy can degenerate into because they’ve never met disco biscuits fans

music.apple.com/us/album/dea... There is only one true song for last call

My liver at the thought of panic and phish on back to back weekends

I made the mistake of going thru old pics 😭

Well fuck the kiddo and I made a perfect pound cake on the first go to pair with the yoo hoo

A 34 degree Yoo-hoo is life changing. The perfect viscosity. 🤌

At least I can say I was at the first last concert

Love that Ben Franklin is the type of guy who kept an excel spreadsheet of how much wine he drank in a month (even while apparently living on the edge of alcohol poisoning every Sunday).

Kiddo picked up a new book at the book fair yesterday