I have such a crippling weakness for sideburns. You just don't understand.

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#stoned #uncut #bate

#stoned #poppers

Hello Chuck? It's your cousin, Marvin! Well, listen to this! You know that new sound for excessive compulsive addicted masturbation you've been looking for? Well listen to this!

god i miss him

Smoking the tree of knowledge of good and evil 🐍🌳 🍏

Plenty of orc porn, but no fat elves who are into the orc lifestyle porn.

I wish I knew what happened to him.

Aaaaahhhhhhh. 72 hours alone, with everything I need, dedicated to self-pleasure. Powerful.

Less than 42 hours until I have 72 hours to myself for sustained gooning. Powerfully horny thinking about it.

Every day, I sell weed to men I know are going to go home and mindlessly smoke and stroke to the sickest porn they can find. I love it.

Reskeet if you're a bator and want other bators to add you 🍆

Steve Cassidy

It is my highest honor and sincerest pleasure to bring your penis the finest gas. If I could light the bowls of every man in the world and hold the piece to their lips, I would. My kink is corruption into bliss and oblivion.

Today is Friday: the day I corrupt more into the haze. It’s the day we see the most new smokers. They usually want to start without smoke. They quickly learn smoke is the way.

literally ama about budtending. i will spill my tricks.

We all knew that first time we put our hand around our cocks and stroked. We all knew that was our goal in life. That was our sport.

I’m your dirty budtender. I stand there all day, feeding people weed all day, knowing they’re ALL going to go home, eat some snacks, jerk off, and go to bed worse than the day before. I love it. AMA