might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Back in Cali-4-N👁️-A

I always knew Bill Burr was a performative fuckwit ever since his comments on the Louis CK situation a few years back Punk bitch

Dr Doom thinks he's a genius like Neil deGrasse Tyson, but he's really more like Wile E Coyote

I remember when folks in the US would say that x country was bad because you couldn't criticize their leader or government without penalty

On a scale of 10, how big a bitch is The Undertaker

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I just heard someone ask if they speak Spanish in Spain

Welp, time to boycott Krispy Kreme eatbook.sg/krispy-kreme...

Why is it so easy for people in the US to kill innocent people but hesitate on killing actual evil people?

I have some bad news for you all. You may not like what I'm about to say, but I think deep down you know it's true too, and you're just scared of the backlash of sending it out there into the universe. I am here to tell you that it's okay. It's okay to think Ryan Reynolds SUCKS

How many raptures before one of these mental case parents kill their children so that they're not stuck on Earth

I tabled this petition in Parliament from Canadians across the country who say, until Donald Trump stops his economic threats, he should be barred from entering Canada.

Less magas, more mangas

Also, "Where's the guac, Doc?" is my new catchphrase.

Would you consider Emo to basically be post-millennium Disco?

I really really hope the rapture is real so we can be rid of the far-right forever

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All Labubus are industry plants

I guess I just like the idea of a brownie more than I like eating them

Conservatives commit as many crimes as possible, then quickly change the laws/their tunes so that when leftists try to exact revenge in the same way, everything they could do is now illegal Not a single one of them is in any way serious except in their desire for the end times

I don't know why, but Lego is chill, yet Lego people have been relegated to being fucking awful cringe

No surprise that Canadians are gutless too, right @mark-carney.bsky.social? Hmm? Downright cowardly, ignorant, identityless US-lite pseudo-country www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I was just on this bus where these younger people seated a bit behind me were suddenly playing the Sans theme on one of their phones. Also, this is how I am dressed today:

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Has anyone else noticed that Gladiator and Bend it Like Beckham are essentially the same film?

The establishment is mad because guns are for murdering children, not advocates of child murder.

How the left are behaving is simply the mirror the right are finally looking into

I DEMAND THAT YOU CRY OVER THE DEATH OF A NAZI OR YOU ARE WORSE THAN A NAZI

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

It is just to celebrate the death of an evil person and you are not morally superior by pretending it's a tragedy Charlie Kirk died

Thoughts and prayers only for the thots and players

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I've had a long day But not as long as this

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Pez is insane because what else has you slit Donald Duck's throat and force him to reverse-shit out his throat hole in order to eat subpar candy

Since conservatives love lying and adhering to lies willingly, I'm just going to follow suit and assume that Trump is really dead and relish in that fact

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Labubus are Monchichis possessed by Pazuzus

Monday's OOTD I got four vials of blood drawn, but at least I got to eat sambal fried rice afterwards

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a photo from part of an Alex Shane-penned article for Fighting Spirit Magazine that did NOT go down well in 2008

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Fuck @swmrs.bsky.social youtu.be/WJNRKVC9SI0?...

@swmrs.bsky.social you're all pedopologists

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