"I did not have sexual relations with that man"

Not wild about the prospect of my constituency MP being in the BNP, to be completely up front and honest.

In hindsight it have been simpler to just let Nigel be leader of the Tories. They'd already become a gaggle of prime bellends after Johnson's purge.

Oil on oil action

Literally anything for that. Would have to be a much smaller sum or longer period of time for me to be discerning.

Joe Gomez update: rusty

McManaman is very thoughtful at modulating his voice volume. I'd have that on my LinkedIn profile.

ok but suppose you could also talk to andrew lilico on that site? not so easy now.

Looking to get it done early doors

Alonso gone from Madrid www.realmadrid.com/es-ES/notici...

Viewed through the lens that Nadim Zahawi is one of the biggest grifters alive in the UK today, this news is not entirely shocking. Ironically, the man who covets money above everything has zero self-worth.

and here’s the after: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

At an Edinburgh festival critics flatshare I walked in on a colleague who ran the Hoover while he wrote. He was cross with the arts desk because they wouldn’t let him claim the bags on expenses

On the whole I like Apple Weather, especially the bits they cribbed from the Dark Sky acquisition. But their 'Fees Like' temperatures are absolute bobbins, aren't they? Actual temperature 4C, feels like -6C. No not in the slightest, lads. 2-3C, maybe. Just consistently nonsense.

Absolutely wild that in 2026, ITV's main channel is still only broadcasting stereo audio with it's programming.

Trump is clearly not well. At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.

I think it's very important that Rupert Lowe's "Million Nonce March" gets widespread media coverage. Critical to amplify diverse voices.

Presumably the man who once baselessly called a diving expert a “pedo” because he made a fool of him, would now be using the description as a term of endearment

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

**Sobbing** you can't just make child porn a paid service and it become OK

Just so we're clear here, he's had 3 goes at him. Bounced the ball off him, then stuck his knee in his back, then tried to shove him off the pitch. Pure dickhead behaviour.

Why did he push him off the pitch if he was already off the pitch you daft cleft?

if trump thought he had a winning hand here he would be the first person in front of the press. they know it’s bad so they send their little pig man out to gobble up the slop

LD + Con, Davey PM: 26%

Always had a decent nose for when there was going to be violence and I reckon you don't want to be on your holidays in the United States of the USA America around the time of the mid-terms.

Imagine thinking @ofcom.bsky.social, who have been allowing GB 'News' to run amok for 4 years with impunity, are going to be in the slightest bit arsed about Twitter becoming a child pornography content creation engine.

Lisa Nandy has broken her silence to post to Facebook about the Wigan Christmas tree collection service.

Has anyone thought of giving Trump the McFIFA Nobel prize of Greenland? He'll probably just fuck off then.

Personally I'd just tie the cunt to the back of a Ford Explorer and drive around Minnesota for a few hours but whatever.

Scientists have just confirmed that work in 2026 is as terrible as it was in 2025.

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Never fail to be amused by the shocked Pikachu reactions of various commentators who should know better as they realise, continuously, that Trump is absolutely obsessed with money, having *stuff*, being a gangster etc.

Linesmen holding their flag like it’s the Elder Wand. Grow up.

Vic, I've fallen into an obvious trap

What even is a Rosenior?

The one you instapick in Democracy 4

Having cups of tea purely as a chocolate delivery vehicle now.

I will simply not be engaging with the jpegs of tweets from radicalised C&A catalogue models

Are half time interviews just the fever dream of some TV executive? I cannot imagine a solitary fan is arsed.

God loves a trier

Mo Salah's annual piss-boiling tweet is my No.1 Christmas event now. Just perfection.

Just watching Mission: Impossible Final Reckoning and I regret to inform you I have died from exposition.

The one enduring theme of this government is the craven appeasement of pressure groups who will never vote for them anyway. Strategic masterminds.

Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

There are people being paid by the federal government to sit around and think of increasingly outrageous posts to titillate Nazis on the 9th most popular social media site in the U.S.

Are you sure it wasn't because you are a complete mental who makes shit up

Death, Taxes and Gary Neville talking up this United side too much.