Cole Palmer's barnet though

That's very funny not least because it's Oliver who stops the game, insists that Fofana gets treatment and then makes him stand on the sidelines while United score. LOL.

Spurs

grok is this good

How do vampires always have such slick haircuts when they don't appear in mirrors?

Mad how Scott Bessent is basically Jon Voight playing Thomas Reynolds.

I'm not laughing, you're laughing. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

What an utter cunt www.beinsports.com/en-us/soccer...

Ed loves to take up deliberately absurdist positions doesn't he, because on the one hand 1) yes 2) no

You'd have an iota of sympathy for Starmer in this situation if there wasn't a *30-year long* trail of evidence and sackings pointing to Peter Mandelson, nickname 'Prince of Darkness', being a wrongun.

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Superleague Bad, but counterpoint: Bayern v Real a lot

opportunity for a good shove down a flight of stairs missed there.

Wayne Rooney

The more I see it that VAR overturn is absolutely mad.

Might watch Atleti vs Arsenal in the semi-final just because there's a fair chance an entirely new sport is born.

Sums up everything about our season. Mac Allister so slow out to that.

He's such a cunt

Gomez off? What the fuck?!

That's a fucking joke

Liverpool burning my head out the amount they are giving the ball away

Fucking hell, what a season. That looks serious.

Sorry do we really think Enriqué doesn't know Isak only has 45-60 minutes in him? Come on now.

Standard Florian Wirtz narrative followed by a stat on screen saying he's created the most open play chances in the CL this season. Hahahaha

good lord

Praying for a couple of PSG players to swing off Dom Szoboszlai's mullet tonight

Be quite funny if they end up getting Trump on impersonating a deity. Capone finally gets the monkey off his back.

the butcher

Gwan Leeds!

"Hello, yes, I'm a doctor. Normal doctor. Try not to notice that winged angel warlock thing up there. This is a regular sight in hospitals. Perhaps he's the registrar? I'm sure that's a hospital word. Also, the birds. They're just vultures. But you'll be fine. Now, eat this light bulb."

So much of where we are today can be explained by mental people who would always have been mental, but largely alone, rather than with public platforms which reach billions of people.

Current song obsession www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trnj...

christ, not to relitigate It a decade on but it's hard to watch people happily waving Hungarian flags and EU flags at the same time and not think "oh right, almost like it's not that fucking hard to realise that you can have and cherish multiple, complimentary identities"

Worst Carry On film ever

I'm going to bed. When do you get to go to bed on a good news high these days? Time to make sure I'm tucked up before Trump tries to send the US Navy up the Danube.

one immediate dramatic consequence of the Hungarian result: Magyar has promised to repair relations with the EU and unblock a €90bn EU loan for Ukraine

Just thinking how Matt Goodwin represents a bitter blow for nominative determinism

under strengths you put least woke

We go live to Zelensky

It woz Le Conte wot won it

Orban has conceded. Majority too big for him to try any nonsense. Tisza is going to have plenty of challenges in sorting out Orban's mess but this is a good day.

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

If Donald Trump had spent five minutes playing Victoria 3, he'd realise blockading is shite and a waste of time.

Marc Cucurella further endears by doing the VAR action. Helmet.

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tank u aston villa