Everything I treat myself to, I end up using in my witchcraft practice.... in some way.

I got to treat myself to a little something because I sold services. Lovely feeling to buy stuff you've wanted for close to 2 decades. Living in a world without fascism, AI and impending doom would be chill as well.

Paypal: www.paypal.me/RobinAshe

"I wonder if that hex worked" I ask myself, then 5 minutes later get proof that it's working gorgeously.

Oh, bollocks. I forgot to post anything on YT for the entirety of February...

When you're an evil cat in human form, you can buy yourself fancy tools, silver tongs etc, but you'll always want to touch that lit candle, you'll want to poke that lit incense cone.

Having many thoughts about social matters and friendships. Mainly... if I see you don't hate me, but also don't like me too much, I'll withdraw. Also, people who announce they're cleaning out their contacts or friends lists... Just go away. Remember, kids, if people want you, they'll show you.

Some witches and pagans, am I right? #witchsky #pagansky

Just tossing this out there in case anyone wants one of my services. Also, considering offering pet protection. IDK, worked out for me and my dog. ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

Once again, woke up with a migraine, and it was manageable and over in a few hours thanks to magnesium supplements. Where have you been all my life?

Oh, bollocks. Finally started getting porn bots following me on here.

Autistics when EVERYONE loves that one person.

Got confirmation that people do in fact gossip about me, found a 5€ bill on the ground. Thank you, transmutation ward.

I got a new phone without AI. I mean, besides the Google one that I can tell to fuck off.

"I bought it for the bottle" will say on my tombstone after I die of a headache induced by horribly cheap room scents.

I'm going to start showing the 3 people that interact with me still some of the cool stuff I have.

This is why I want to expand my perfume and perfume bottle collection.

You open the news, find more names to put in your big jar. I literally have a small village of bastards in my Death Soup. #witch #witchsky

My best friend really thinks she's in a happy relationship. People, check yourselves for BPD, CPTSD et cetera because nobody should look at a turd and believe it's chocolate, even as they swallow.

Why did James Van Der Beek's passing not get much attention?

I got faster internet, hell yeah! Oh, shit, only now realising that uploading tarot readings and videos will be much smoother. Cough. Ahem. Prod.

Why, yes, I am gatekeeping the spells I invent myself. Because they tend to work, and I know my worth. #witch #witchsky I love my salted earth hex. Cough.

I need more piercings and tattoos because only criminals are clean cut and shaven.

Here's a pro witch tip; don't gather sea water when it's windy. #wet #WAP

Oops, one extra L. It's 'queercel'

Be aware that I just now coined the term 'queercell'

Kind of concerning that when I say "This dude roleplayed as a Nazi" and people say "No, he's just a silly, little guy." Does the name Elon Musk mean NOTHING to you?

Here's your prompt to cast protections on your pets, too. (Or you can pay me to do it.) Because according to both my friend's and my readings, the only reason my dog only got away with a boo boo on his paw from being hit by a car is because I have him warded, guarded and protected #witch #witchsky

I don't understand the rise in homophobia and biphobia in women... My good bitch, date an out and proud bi man, and you'll never go back. Don't date a DL closet case.

Do I get my ass up from the comfort of my gaming chair, leave my warm tea, and go to the nearby balls with only 10€ in my wallet? It's also a really cold day...

Something I really wanted on Etsy sold. How immoral is it to curse someone who has technically done nothing to you?

Once, twice, three times a fuckface.

Let's set the mood, shall we? www.youtube.com/watch?v=op5r...

Why is explaining anything to a Boomer so hard? I shouldn't have to lipsync for my life to explain I had a headache and skeletonache for two days, and that I can't move today, I'm exhausted.

Y'all don't know the difference between otaku and weeaboo, and it shows.

Well, I nearly lost my dog to a car and I had a migraine for two days... Thankfully, my dog only has a mild paw injury only. However, my mother was walking him, and this isn't the first time she let a vehicle x dog situation happen.

After they've distracted you with the files, it's going to be aliens or mermaids or something else. Everything the US government does is to distract you from the work you need to be doing.

That autistic trait that pisses certain people off... When I don't fawn over you, fear you, and I'm not impressed by you because I see through you, and that makes you fly off the handle? That's narcissism, bro.

I need that cord cutting I did to work.

Sorry, Mr. Postman. I missed you for I was so dead asleep, and I woke up in some serious discomfort.

What just happened?

Okay, so what's a solid Discord alternative?

There will be an increase of Discord kittens in shelters.

So, someone drunken idiot decided to have a full-blown meltdown because he hates me. Someone I've never actually spoken to, he just tried to fling shade at me suddenly. I love being an autistic adult in a world full of creeps who hate first, ask questions never.

Well, someone hit my wards today. Enjoy... that, you idiot. #Witch #witchsky

Bloody hell, proper cord cuttings are hard work. I hope this works.

The only song to play during a cord cutting is Love Will Tear Us Apart www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuO...

Is it wrong to put a completely useless, self-centred, essentially horrible person in a jar? They're no technofascist, but they still suck. #witch #witchcraft #witchsky

Okay, so... I'm going to need Boomers as a generation to fuck all the way off.