Watching a spell go off the rails and have some interesting effects like #witchsky

Today, my aunt walked by me and pretended to look at candles at a shop. Really getting tired of this autistic adult experience.

You know what this Trump/Clinton/Epstein/Putin blowjob thing made me realise? That we live in a society where being bisexual is a bigger crime than being a paedophile.

I know it won't do anything.

Oh, I had no idea I was gaining followers on here BECAUSE I DON'T GET NOTIFICATIONS FOR SOME REASON! BlueSky, what are you on, man? Let's not even get into my engagement because, apparently, everyone's is shit.

It's always the people who need an experienced witch the most that are stingy as fuck.

To the person on TikTok that made an edit of Bill Clinton and Trump with Good Luck Babe playing... I've been laughing all day.

I spent my Friday evening hexing hoes and watching Ojamajo Doremi

Crapitalism ruined human relationships

I'm just on here, blocking a lot of political accounts to see if that helps me see more of my mutuals' posts.

Realistically, I'd need three bookings this month to be okay. Reposts help. ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

It's never too late to go after someone who treated you horribly and hurt you. Make bitches bald and toothless this Yule season! #witchsky

Well, would anyone like to see my cool stuff? I have lots of cool stuff. Let me know if you're into jewellery, glass, ceramics, antiques and oddities.

Each time the mod team pulls some dumb stunt, people abandon Bsky. That's pretty obvious, right? This platform isn't thriving.

BSky after a pedo gets what they deserve

In other, other news, woke up to my friend fighting WitchTok over me. I may not have many friends, but I do have one who'll fight bitches for me.

On a lighter note, Lidl sold out their cranberry candles in a pretty jar that I could've used for ingredients, and I'm slightly sad about that..

Just to start you off today; We can have a difference of opinion about many, many, many things, and still be friendly or even friends. We can't disagree about people's rights or their existence. Whether it's women's right, LGBTQ+ rights - especially trans rights, people of colour, etc.

Ooh, but isn't that glass bear cute? Uh, Linda, go to any store at any mall and they'll have multiple glass bear cups this time of year. Y'all fold at any piece of overpriced garbage.

Each time I try to feed my prosperity spells, I get this clear message to just make more YouTube videos. #witchsky Guess I'm lighting an orange candle to summon creative energy.

Don't judge a book by its cover. Cover its judge by a book.

You really can't talk about spiritual psychosis enough in online witch spaces.

Why is everything on the internet so fucking predatory now? Etsy decided to spam me with emails, so I turned it off. Now each time I want to browse shit I can't buy "your account is incomplete" because I disabled their spam emails. Give me a fucking break! Stop trying to constantly harass people!

39 is the average life expectancy of an autistic person. My 39th birthday is coming up. I'm excited!

Starting to think there's opposing types of autism. Thus, some autistics are also "the enemy".

Oh, yeah, muting people doesn't do.. much on here. After a while, they get unmuted.

Realistically, I'd need three bookings this month to be okay. Reposts help. ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

Nope, definitely hate everything. My fuckass furry chat just tried to brand me a "misogynist". You know, the furry chat where they all simp for Nazi furs and every other one's racist or transphobic.

Burning cloves to invite good luck, prosperity and clients, and dispel the urge to burn this entire fucking world.

Artsy farty drag queen who sells art. Latest video full of AI. I have a big jar, lots of room in her for everyone! Fuck you, you poser!

I don't know if I want to light a candle or the entire world on fire.

Buying 1€ perfumes for the cute bottles for "arts and crafts" and then one smells like apples... I don't know how I feel about it.

When you wake up, do your hygiene and other rituals, sit down, and the sadness starts to sink in. I need to start doing some drugs. Rawdogging THIS reality isn't it, sis.

"Comparison is the thief of joy" Nothing wrong with a little comparison to see how you can improve. You know what really steals joy? Fascism rising and permeating every facet of human life. Kind of a bummer, NGL.

Why did cranberry everything replace apple cinnamon everything? I can't handle this Christmas shite!

If chihuahas were once wolves, who's to say that geckos weren't once dragons.

I got a black lipstick on Halloween clearance.

Tis the season to be petty. Fa la la la la, go fuck yourself.

Hot take; If you keep dating ugly, toxic men, you're a monsterfucker.

So... store bought is not fine. If you can't do something on your own, hire someone else who can. In other words, stop buying your witchcraft practice on Amazon. Support other witches. #witchsky

The correct response is "You don't look like an asshole, but here we both are."

I crave the grave. I yearn for the urn.

I woke up. Everything felt normal. Until I remembered I have teeth, and that scared me. Then I remembered I have to brush them.

Okay, this isn't happening anymore. I really have to focus on YouTube, then. Being on camera is exhausting and overstimulating, but oh well. It's also fun, too.

If dogs and cats could purchase tarot readings, I could live my life 100% free of humans.

Probably why fewer and fewer people see posts with my Ko-fi link.

I just had to dust my tarot deck. This isn't funny, somebody book me. #witchsky #tarotsky ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

Seeing a fast fashion company trying to pull off clothing as trad goth is like seeing some guy trying to pull off a GenAI image as art. Disgusting.

I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.