Can I get real people to follow me on here? It's only fucking clout goblins with an insane follower to following ratio.

Okay, so the holidays were ass this year; nobody got me a gift, I bought one pannettone that was just disgusting, and my dog barely likes the gift I got him. Good thing I didn't subscribe to the Jesus channel.

Honestly, I should've been a Dullahan... Headache? Just take the fucker off until it passes.

So I guess I'll always be struggling to keep things neat and organised. Unless.. someone wants to donate a big house to me.

I don't Drag Race because it became a rigged, overly produced popularity contest. You don't like Drag Race because of your internalised queerphobia. We're, evidently, not the same.

Ever, uh.. really feel like you don't belong somewhere, but you have that whole autistic loneliness thing, so you need a social outlet, even if nobody likes you, and you're aware of this and that those people are toxic, but it's kind of better than nothing? No? Just me? Okay.

Should I change my name on here to Regina George the Good Witch?

Transmutation ward is transmuting shit..

Set a boundary when someone wants to lash out at you, develop the reputation of a popular, mean asshole. Popular..? I can't think of two people that like me. Do I look like some Regina George the Good Witch?

Taking a break from Kill la Kill to watch Cruella was such an accidental choice. Turns out they have pretty similar plots.

Should I just go fully daft, and save Victorian watering cans for purchase some day?

This #anime was a pretty wild ride. It really reminded me of Twin Peaks, how it didn't take itself seriously, made fun of the genre, and still ended up being a great addition to it. Also the soap opera elements of Twink Peaks.

Need a reading for the upcoming year? I'm your witch. #witch #witchsky ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

Oh, and let me give some of you a little tip; If you want to be "polite" about telling us about something we do that annoys you, you're doing it wrong. #autism

Me watching my dog prefer a toy he found outside over the one I used a chunk of my birthday money on

Need a reading for the upcoming year? I'm your witch. #witch #witchsky ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

Decided to finally make a transmutation ward, and immediately got to listen in on a conversation about everybody's autistic friend. That was a fucking sign! #witchsky #autism

Listen... I dreamed of having uranium glass marbles. I now do, but these are just the gifts with purchase I got sent. I was gagged, thought I got the wrong things sent. They all glow.

The WitchTok belief that witchcraft is "spicy psychology" is absolutely stupid - as anything WT has ever shat out into the world - but making someone think you've hexed them is funny as fuck #witch #witchcraft #witchsky

Do you want to start hexing hoes?

Old people be like "Let me make the world a worse place before I leave."

I drank a pot of tea yesterday, had the best sleep of my life. So, yes, I haven't been drinking enough and hydrating. Take a lesson from me.

My friend showed me a candle stick on Etsy called Tiara Sandwich. Anyone need a drag name?

I can't wait for 50°C all year round, no safe drinking water because paedophiles had to use AI to generate CSAM.

Don't do the WitchTok cord cutting. Don't do it, little girl. #Witch #witchsky

Let me be the first person in 2026 to tell you.... Fuck you! 🖕

Oh, okay.. so my family just forgot to get me anything for the holidays... When's that chosen gay family supposed to come in?

I got ghost candle sticks on super clearance, and they look like they're the spirits of Victorian children who've seen all of the things in the streets of London.

Who got Jinkx Monsoon mad?

Finally, 2025 is coming to an end. What a long decade.

Oh, you're a.. "volcel?" I totally believe you, dear. Totally voluntary.

Apparently, Brigitte Bardot was this meme as a person... Brigitte Bardon't.

Hey, so if you believe that billionaires are hard working geniuses who worked tirelessly their entire lives until they made it, I have a bridge to sell you.

Randomly remembering when this dude was coming for a mutual of mine on Twitter. I cussed him out, and she unfollowed me. Got picked yet, Bethany?

I've done the neurodivergent thing, and driven myself to 3 days of dehydration headaches.

The patience I don't have for fuckery. When people come at me with an agenda, they're going to likely catch a block. Especially when they went through my mother to get to me. Nobody on this planet hates me more than my mother, so if you're in contact with her, you can keep her and fuck off.

Everyone: "I didn't choose to be born." New Agers: "Oh, but you did. You picked your family and your fate and your trauma and everything that ever happened to you. You chose it." Me:

One thing I'm actually pretty grateful for? I made my Etsy account in 2012, and I seem to have made more purchases on it in2025 than all those previous years combined. That's pretty cool... Love having some adult money.

If I had a dollar for each time my honesty cost me a booking... I'd have at least 20$. I don't like lying to people or promising only positive outcomes.

Part of me wants to make another Bsky account to see if that could go better, or not..

I should've asked Satan for new pyjama bottoms... Apparently, I don't handle winters well.

Imagine asking someone out, and they turn you down because they have an AI partner.

Having the urge to wishlist some sterling silver letter openers, daggers, knives... you know, for stuff.

Photoshop can do this, but it takes skill and learning something...

Oh, it finally got colder... by 3°C. Uh... yay?

Being autistic means you need all your drinking vessels cleaned spotless. Because you will taste everything that touched the vessel.

Pro tip from a seasoned witch; trim your wicks and be very careful with how much you trim, and that your your scissors are super sharp. Don't stab yourself. #witch #witchsky

Dicks and balls, and a woman named Carol. Fa la la la la.

You know gaming was going to go to shit once joysticks were started being called "controllers" All the lewd jokes we used to make... all gone..

Of course I don't hate being paid, but I also really love doing readings and spells for people.