I have become ~HORIZONTAL~ I am tired, I must become unconscious now.

You don't know tired until you have to get up an hour early to shovel a foot of snow off the driveway, while you're sick, and then the street crew pushes a four foot drift onto the end before you can drive to work. Uuurrrrgh

If you listen closely, you can hear the ocean! Sauce: aer0 zer0

Well, after a brief attempt at playing the Dead Space remaster, my new PC has started treating me to random green screens that are bad enough that my GPU needs to have the drivers repeatedly reinstalled to work properly. Oy flippin' vey. Don't do EA, kids.

*sigh* I'll get the mop. Sauce: QuotePony

"I can see your soul and I think you need to use stronger soap."

Get in, loser! <cue 6_Fast-9_Furious_movietheme.mp3> (Sauce: CBT!)

Who turned on the sun!?

Order up! Sauce: Thebatfang

I could eat. Sauce: Thebatfang

He only cums in large. <3 Sauce: sidekick

It's the reason she's in season, after all~ Sauce: fancheesy

<_< And if you needed any more convincing to try out Fallout Equestria: Renewal, there's a, ah, certain theme in my fanart... Sauce: Selenophile

Hey you! I write some mean horse fiction in my spare time! If you're looking for free fiction, check out my work so far! Fallout Equestria: Renewal (Complete): www.fimfiction.net/story/440269... Fallout Equestria: Uplift (In Progress): www.fimfiction.net/story/560090... (Artist: Nekosnicker)

It just works! Sauce: RedXBacon #fallout

My psychiatrist thinks I may have penis envy. Personally, I don't see it. #seaofthieves #myshiphasabigredhorsecock

A #fallout vault dweller can dream. Sauce: Tenynn

Cinnamon rolls aren't edible unless they're bukakked to death. My coworkers at the lab were very happy this morning xD

The 1st drawing I started during my 2025 Holiday fundraiser picarto.tv/baronengel stream. Last night we raised $3,000 for Second Harvest of Silicon Valley. Because we met our goal $2,000 the stream was NSFW. As has been a tradition I did a poledancing piece. This year it was Sunset Shimmer turn.

The golden age of air travel, I tells ya. Artist: Argodaemon

This is a lovely article. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Oh no, what are you going to do to me, dungeon monster? OwO Sauce: Shydale

Too Hot For Imgur, Volume 18! Seriously at this point I think the moderation team over there needs to tighten up their helmets. XD Sauce: Dandy

Obligatory ring-a-ding! Kofi won't allow me to directly link it here since I post naughty horse stuff, but thank you all who have donated to make this restoration possible!

It's finished!! Completely rebuilt, restored to functionality, and looking better than it did since it was first built in 1912! Took two months of work, but it's finally done. I'm so hecking happy! imgur.com/gallery/hIwZ...

It's 7am. Do you know where your deviant is? Sauce: sekuponi

When my vagina notices the massage gun is on the charger and the big dildo is drying next to the sink.

Comms, amirite?

That's GOLD, Jerry!! Sauce: sekuponi

Obligatory final mechanism and ding ding for the UK users!

Cash register update! This post is too large for me to transcribe onto Bluesky, sorry! imgur.com/gallery/UKWh... But good news, I fixed the mechanism! We're back, baby!!

Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip!

Today is mechanism reassembly (attempt) day aaaugh oh god haha

There's not an easy way to describe the anxiety of knowing you're putting in work with little to no guarantee of a payoff. I just spent several hours cleaning, straightening, and regreasing all 22 of these cash register levers. I have no idea if this machine will go back together.

The only vegetable I want in my body is a cucumber and I'm not planning to eat it.

Punky Rarity. Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...

Trick or treat? Sauce: dankflank

Rated R for partial nudity. Sauce: Welost

Okay, maybe some sports are cool. Sauce: welost

To the 3,000-some folks following me who understand and respect basic boundaries, thank you! To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.

It's cider season, y'all!

I didn't hear no bell! Sauce: Chrysalisdraws

Just gonna leave this here. Sauce: Ajin

Eh, I say rub one out and shoot for 5pm.

Restoration Update! Full thing's over on Imgur, but I'ma try to repost it all in a megathread down below: imgur.com/gallery/D3OW... Anyhoo, this mechanism is chowdered so I'm doing some educational disassembly in the hopes of maybe un-fucking it up! Here we goooooooooo --->

These stretch jeans are getting ridiculous. Sauce: Welost

"The Ride." (Sauce: Colin Metzger)

Story has entered "Furnace Encampment" season.

The level of self-control it's taking not to ironically link my ko-fi to this is titanic. Loving this new non-dairy creamer. (Artist: Zippysqrl)

I also identify as a handful. Sauce: Zippysqrl