“ Well, contracts aren’t supposed to be legally binding to kids either, but that didn’t stop you from making me sign a whole bunch, did it? “ She shrugged, rocking back and forth on her heels casually. “ I know that there aren’t any time pieces here, I’m just visiting! “

“ You did! I chose not to listen. “ The hatted child giggled, playfully poking at Snatcher over and over again. “ BFFs means Best Friends Forever, you know. So you’re stuck with me in your life whether you like it or not! The contract says so! “

Uh oh. Guess who it is. “ Hiiiii BFF! Did ya miss me? “ Hattie seems totally unfazed by the whole “being trapped” thing. Honestly, she probably stepped in it on purpose just to pester Snatcher.

“Time you saw what I'm really capable of, kid. Say goodbye to that little head of yours!” #AHITRP #MVRP

🦊 || OH DEAR GOD I WAS GONE FOR A LONG TIME sorry y’all the murder drones hyperfixation kicked in and is still going 😭 i’ll follow people back slowly so i don’t get sent to the shadow realm/spam notifs

🦊 || Finally sat down and watched through the silly killer robot show, I know I have a bunch of accs that I need to keep up with and this would be super impulsive but I’m VERY tempted to make an Uzi I bet I’ll crack and do it by the time I go to sleep tho lmfaooo

⠀ ⠀ 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝕺𝐅 𝕾𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒… ⠀ ⠀

'' Easy magic is pretty. Great magic asks that you trouble the waters. It requires a disruption, something new. '' | MORGYN EMBER | | SAGE OF UNTAMED MAGIC | '' I like your spirit. But try that again and things won’t end well for you. '' #MVRP #SimsRP

you will begin to cough in 3 days

i’m just trying to reduce waste and this is the thanks i get. wow.

do you guys eat your burgers with or without the shell

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖂𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍

“ They don’t need one! They just come right up to the spaceship demanding money! “ Hat Kid closes the window hatch once Timmy is in the spaceship, before sitting down at the controls to chart a course to Mafia Town. “ I’m not sure how they do it, but they did it to me! What a mess that was… “

“ Heh, I guess that’s true! We are pretty alike! “ Hat Kid turned her attention back to Star, tilting her head to the side slightly in curiosity. “ Hey, does that mean that you’re an alien too? “

💜 & ↺ ?

🦊 || Don’t wanna get into too much detail since I know people hate talking about it here, but American moots, I’ve got an important word for you that starts with V. You know what to do.

“ We can go check, then! “ She steps back from the window hatch in order to let Timmy board the spaceship. “ Hopefully it’s still there. As long as it was in park, it should be fine! Unless the Mafia somehow impounded it or something… ugh, those guys are annoying. “

“ Yes please! I need to track it down as soon as possible, it’s very important to me! “ She tucked the drawing back away in her hat, before looking out over the city. “ Any idea of where we should search first? You probably know this place better than I do. “

“ Hmm, that name is definitely familiar, but I can’t quite remember if we’ve met before… in any case, it’s nice to meet you now! My actual name is too tough for most people to pronounce, so just call me Hat Kid! “ Hattie giggled as Star complimented her top hat. “ Thanks! It’s pretty much—

“ Fair enough! Hopefully you haven’t drifted too far away from it… how long were you asleep? “ The alien child looked around to see if she could spot the other’s pod anywhere nearby. “ Oh, and do you need any help tracking your pod down? I could give you a ride back if that makes things easier! “

Once Hat Kid saw that she had caught the other’s attention, she reached up into her hat and pulled out a piece of paper. “ Have you seen any of these around here? “ She asked, holding the paper up for him to see. It was a crayon drawing of what seemed to be some kind of hourglass.

Hat Kid carefully got up with Star’s help, shaking the mud off of herself. “ I’m alright! It’s not the first time I’ve fallen in mud, and it definitely won’t be the last. “ She adjusted her hat a bit, before smiling. “ Thanks for the concern though! “

𝐖𝐨𝐚𝐡, 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐦’𝐤𝐚𝐲? #SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP 『♡ / ↺』

[Requested starter for @dreadedroyalty.bsky.social] For whatever reason, Hat Kid was wandering around Subcon! Maybe she was looking for a misplaced time piece, or just doing a bit of treasure hunting. Maybe she was there purely to spite Snatcher. Either way, she’s here!

As Hattie looked over the area, she eventually spotted Deadpool. Hmm… maybe he knew something about the whereabouts of her time piece! “ Hey! “ She waved her arms in the air, trying to get the other’s attention.

Hat Kid cheerfully smiled and waved back at Star when she saw the other waving at her, before going back to splashing around in the rain, happy as can be… …until she ended up slipping and falling face first into a puddle of mud. Whoops.

Inevitably, Hat Kid ends up spotting Timmy outside… it’s not the strangest thing she’s ever seen, but she figured that she should at least check to make sure he was okay. She gets up and walks over to the front window of the ship, opening the hatch and sticking her head out. “ Hey! You alright? “

🦊 || Seeing a lot of pinneds with quotes from Epic the Musical on the TL and I think that’s super based /pos

🦊 || Brain was NOT braining today, I’ll see if I can get to replies tomorrow tho, thank you all for your patience!! <3

⚡ ; I JUST WANT MY 𝗝𝗢𝗕 BACK .

🦊 || I am impulsive and weak-willed /lh have at thee @moonsbestmom.bsky.social

[Requested starter for @estrelladachica.bsky.social] It’s a rainy day… so naturally, Hattie has her raincoat on, and she’s jumping around splashing in all of the puddles of water on the ground. Just having the time of her life. What fun!

[Requested starter for @mercwithamcuth.bsky.social] Hat Kid is currently trying to track down yet another one of her missing time pieces. Man, these things really went everywhere… She decided to climb up onto the roof of a nearby building to give herself a better view of things!

[Requested starter for @screemingspacedude.bsky.social] Hat Kid is currently sitting in the main room of her spaceship surrounded by a bunch of her time pieces, which she’s currently polishing and checking for any possible damage. They’re important, so she needs to keep them in peak condition!

🦊 || Oh yeah I see the starter call likes btw!! Will get to y’all after work/this concert thing I’m going to <3

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ⠀ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕀𝔼 𝔽𝕆ℝ ⠀⠀⠀⠀{✎: #ℕ𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘} ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

🦊 || I already have a lot of muses here and probably shouldn’t be thinking about making even more just yet, but GOD I’ve been rewatching the DuckTales reboot recently and I have such a strong urge bring back my Della

“ I’m gonna start making this worm off the string pay the utility bill if he wants to mess with the ship’s temperature like this… Maybe I should charging rent too while I’m at it. “

“ WHA— “ And within moments, she’s flat on her face on her bedroom floor. “ Ugh… “ She slowly picks herself up off of the ground and takes a moment to recover, before letting out a quiet groan. “ Gee, I sure wonder how that ended up happening… it’s truly a mystery. “ Rolling her eyes.

“ Then I’ll just have to get creative! Peck your stinkin’ flask bombs, I can find other ways to turn you blue! Killing me, pestering me… honestly, is there a difference between the two? But eh, whatever floats your boat, BFF. Do your worst. “

Sigh. “ Y’know, I don’t know why I’m getting so worked up about this… you’re just my BFF, after all! I /know/ I can clobber you if I really need to. I’ve grown numb to your stupid contracts at this point. Sorry bestie, but there’s really not much that you can do to me! “

╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ #AHITRP ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#AHatInTimeRP ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⦗✐: #Mustachio⦘ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀мore ιnғo вelow! ⇩ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕔𝕖! ⠀ 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟'𝕥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗘! ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ {✎: #ℕ𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘} ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

oh god. he’s here.