My Fucking House Dude

i'm sorry you can't accept that you're bald . . . you're a bald little gpa

you're baaald you're baaaald

you're already bald baldie

i got bad news for ya fart

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[ scratching his butt . ok . ]

that's funny but also don't do that

a cleaning ? i could've sworn -- how long has it -- . . . fine , fine . i'll clean you . had dust build-up inside or something ?

AH ! dude ! ( 💢 ) [ being bumped ! oh , what a jerk ! ! ] okay , no , you totally saw me there because we're talking right now , idiot ! ! tell you what . . . what can i do to make it up to you , fart ?

it isn't /my/ fault you were in the way , jackass !

dude i'm sorry ! i didn't see you there ! [ no no , he totally did see him there . ]

what is your problem ?

hey man . [ giggling . ]

[ sneezes on you @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social ]

👀

[ he has a moments peace right now ! so as any guy would when they have the time . . . he decided to eat a burger ! alone . ]

[ hands in his back pockets , looking around . . . . hff . ]

can i have the pocket knife . [ holding a gloved hand out ! ] actually , now that you mention it - i sort of am . . . . meh . i'll just take the pocket knife .

first of all , don't call me little buddy . second of all , i wouldn't really have any use for that since i don't smoke . what else you got ?

ugh . okay , okay fine . well , i'm not taking a cracker . do you have like . . . i dunno . . . [ scratching his nape . ] . . . ten bucks ?

Okay man fuck you too

are you kidding me ? it looks /so/ real though !

. . . . . ( 💢 ) [ offended glare , then thinking about the offer . ] can ya give me the burger on your head instead ?

[ antennae twitch ] whar ?

[ . . . zzzz . . . phone in his palm , just snoozing . ]

// ok im done :D into the shadows i return

solo: voicemail

// that 5am urge to make a random solo abt spark trying to get over his own sister's disappearance 👀

 𝕬𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝕺𝐡, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝕴'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐟  𝕬𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝖂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲? 𝕹𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬…     — ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ

normally i would take the car , but i don't want your robo rump on her seats so we're walking . . . . or we could run . we're pretty fast , y'know . [ tapping his foot on the ground . ] we can have it be a race ! oh , i really haven't done a race in a while .

haha ! it's the truth , though ! [ crossing his arms , showing an amused smile on his features . ] you gotta admit , you're . . . most of the time , an ass .

no thank you . anyways do you want to go to the store with me to grab some sandwich stuff . ryn says we need more bread .

Your challenge sucks , and you're an asshole

You're an asshole.

[ looks left , looks right . . . . scratching his butt . ]

?????

[ he is absolutely covered in burger crumbs . ]

i'm so tired . i just want to sleep in more .

sorry man i didn't mean to offend ya

i'm spark the electric jester and i'm BORING AS SHIT

i could do some cleaning later . for now it’s nap time . [ bringing his hand back to his own nape , continuing to slouch backwards . his initial position . ] how’re your fans doing ? are your average temperatures doing good ? keeping your internals cool ?

maybe i should check up on your eyes . look up here for a moment , let me get a good look . [ sliding his hand under fark’s chin and gently lifting his face up , just to gaze at his eyes . ] mmm . you’ve got some pretty eyes , man . should wipe them down every now and then , though .

[ spark went back to chilling when fark has rolled off of his body , having his eyes closed - low sigh . . . then , oof ! arms directly to the face ! ] h-hey man ! your arms are all up in my face again ! ! quit messin' around ! [ spark was giggling a little . a tiny smirk on his features ! ]

get your arms off my face , dude ! trying to chillax here ! [ gently taking fark's arms off of his face , grumbling . so bothersome ! ] i'm warm 'cuz i'm sleepy ! when i'm sleepy , i get warm ! and when i'm warm and sleepy , i don't feel like getting up .

if it isn’t that hard , then why don’t you get it yourself ? besides , i was here first . i’m not moving a muscle . [ purrs emitted from spark , letting out light clicking from his mandibles . he was comfortable ! ]

mmm . . . nah . . . i don’t really feel like it . . . i’m comfortable ! [ huff ! closing his eye again , slouching even more to get his point across . ] you can get it yourself , y’know . you can reach , i’m sure .

i dunno , could help ya . . . ! maybe if ya work on it , you can surprise me one day while i’m takin’ a nap . [ opening one eye once more when he felt the fur on his stomach be pet . tiny blush ! ] you can start by not flopping right next to me when you’re trying to be quiet .