City built on rock and roll has serious housing issues, a high unemployment rate, and inefficient public transit.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the heat death of the universe.

I was kind of expecting the Maze Runner movies to have more mazes in them. And, to be honest, more running.

You know, for all the fuss Mary Poppins made over feeding the birds, that Bird Woman never did get her tuppence.

More musings from the Deity series I’ve been noodling on. This one in particular took a minute as I’ve been chipping away at it in my spare time. Playing with the idea of a Deity that could multiply itself into various configurations. Close ups in the comments.

Spoilers for Silent Hill f: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jaP...

Ah, yes, my college years. We didn't have enough books for everyone so we just huddled round. Twas during the chair shortage of '98.

Hear me out: In order to raise money for his chemotherapy treatments, mild mannered Walter White reaches out to a street savvy former student in order to begin a lucrative secret break dancing career. #Breakin'Bad #Iamtheonewhopopsandlocks

Man impaled by plastic sword concerned about the proliferation of macroplastics.

Watched a low budget documentary recently about an American family, struggling with layoffs due to increased mechanization at their former workplace, standing united when faced with repeated trespassers on their property. It was called the Texas Chainsaw something or other.

Sometimes I feel like I've spent forty years honing skills for an industry that changed beyond recognition before I was born.

I hear John Kramer opened up a DQ.

I've decided to soft retire one of the older editions of my 2011 novel, Reynard the Fox. But, for those of you who are collectors / completionists like myself, I've left said version up for sale on Lulu.com! Just follow the link below: www.lulu.com/shop/david-r...

Blair Witch Projects gradually gentrified.

Gunwale, Buckle, & Rasp by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social

today's my birthday! Here's a fresh new compilation of my custom-made logo designs — sharing it would be a cool gift for me today 😌 thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏

Oh! Apparently, the full cast audiobook of Reynard the Fox has been included in Amazon's 'Meant to be Heard' promotional sale! So you can pick it and another title up for the price of one! Check it out before the sale ends on August 27th!

Jelly Babies, Two Hearts, Can't Lose.

I'm seriously considering writing my next novel in the present tense and, idk, it feels like such a huge departure for me.

Raise your hand if Sophie B. Hawkins' hit single As I Lay Me Down has you asking, of yourself and others, 'Who wants tacos?'

A production of The Sound of Music where Maria actually is a will-o'-the-wisp and the von Trapps all drown in a bog.

I have a hard time believing that the people living in the Jurassic Park / World universe would lose interest in dinosaurs. Like, we haven't lost interest in elephants and lions. Hell, I don't get tired of looking at everyday, run of the mill birds.

Some expense was spared.

But honestly, I just wanted a quick tour of the mage college north of Winterhold. I didn't want to become the newest apprentice, let alone immediately start classes, get a bed assigned to me, and start forming rivalries.

It's absolutely ludicrous that we passed over Athena/Minerva and Hera/Juno when naming newly discovered planets. Neptune rules the ocean. Uranus is literally the personification of the night sky. And Pluto rules the underworld. They don't need planets (or ex-planets) named after them.

I know this is just a canal lock but, also, do I have enough health and mana potions for this boss fight?

Lapins Crétins are the Minions of France, change my mind.

If anyone had just been like, 'Skyrim is basically a modern Ultima' I probably would have played it when it came out.

I think the most shocking thing about Jaws to a modern reader isn't so much the killer shark as it is the concept of people going on summer vacations that last three full months.

Post your getaway vehicle.

Before the internet, you'd just be minding your own business and someone would say, "Did you know that horses can't go down stairs?" and someone else would immediately agree, adding, "I hear one got on the second floor of a hotel back in the 1920's, and they had to shoot it."

Doppelgängers are the most at-risk group for imposter syndrome.

I think I'd feel worse for the couple in Spoorloos if they didn't litter so much.

It's probably bad that the first thunderstorm of the year had me waking up thinking, 'You Maniacs! You blew it up!'

I want to see an RPG where you play as a beleaguered town guard, constantly trying to apprehend the band of vigilantes who routinely ruin the economy by making potion shop keepers ludicrously wealthy while simultaneously stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

The Phantom of the Cafetorium lives in the boiler room beneath the school and subsists almost entirely on turkey slop, milk from cartons, and that weird square pizza that looks like brains when you take off the cheese.

The road to hell is paved with mayo. Like, really good mayo, but still.

I wish Cyberpunk 2077 was more punk.

Interviews only really make sense if you're hiring someone who can perform well during interviews.

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

Princess Nausicaä criticized for toxic work environment.

You best start believing in precedented times. You're in them.

The Sharkuterie is a deli *and* an aquarium.

Aloy: I should probably stop the imminent collapse of the ecosystem but, like, what about this compelling Machine Strike game?

This new(er) Alone in the Dark game makes me wish I was more alone and more in the dark.

I wish Rings of Power had just been called Better Call Sauron.

I strongly suspect that the inhabitants of M. Night Shyamalan's The Village were about two generations away from a religious split over magic rocks and un-mussed shirts. #WrinkleFree #Unsqueezed #ShirtBeatsRock

No one talks like a 1890's prospector anymore. And they aught-two.

In the end, the real monsters were the tentacled ghouls dwelling in the abandoned subway system all along. #LessIntrospectiveHorrorProtagonists