Alien 1: Dave!, I have an idea! We could trick the humans into poisoning themselves!
Alien 2 (Dave): how so?
Alien 1: We take water and fill it with co2, and then we mix it with sugar, so it’s so addictive they’ll love it even as it kills them! Hahahaha
Alien 2 (Dave): You idiot…that’s called SODA!
6 days ago